Group lessons, Halloween San Telmo Nica milonga and a few jokes...
Moti Buchboot
Hello Friends.
Few reminders.
Regular group lessons are back on Wednesdays in Santa Monica
Promenade San Telmo Nica Halloween milonga Sunday 4-8 pm. Come dance with the dreaded bearded pirate Buchboot. If you dare that is…
and the jokes
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a
mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two
shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together
again.
The boy asked, “What is this Father?”
The father (never having seen
an elevator) responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I
don't know what it is.”
While the boy and his father were watching with
amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and
pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a
small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small
numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until
it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse
order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond
stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said
quietly to his son…..
“Go get your Mother.”
A precious little girl walks into a Pets Mart Shop
and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, “Excuthe me,
mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?”
As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he
gets down on his knees so that he’s on her level and asks, “Do you want a widdle
white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute
widdle bwown wabbit over there?”
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels,
puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet
voice,
“I don’t think my python weally gives a thit !!”
A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the
girlfriends house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend
are going up to my room” and the mom says, “Ok honey, you kids have
fun.”
When they are up their the mom hears: “Baby baby baby oh!”
The mom
walks to the door and ask, “What the hell is going on?”
The girl says, “Mom
were just having s*x.” and the mom says, “Oh thank god I thought you guys were
listening to Justin Bieber.”
A newlywed couple moves into their new house.
One
day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the
upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?” The husband
says, “What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?”
A few days go by, and he comes home
from work and his wife says, “Honey, the car won’t start. I think it needs a new
battery. Could you change it for me?” He says: “What do I look like, Mr.
Goodwrench?”
Another few days go by, and it’s raining pretty hard. The wife
finds a leak in the roof. She says, “Honey, there’s a leak on the roof! Can you
please fix it?” He says, “What do I look like, Bob Vila?”
The next day the
husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the
car.
He asks his wife what happened. “Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix
them,” she says. “Great! How much is that going to cost me?” he snarls. Wife
says: “Nothing. He said he’d do it for free if I either baked him a cake or
slept with him.” “Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?” asks the husband.
“What do I look like,” she says, “Betty Crocker?”
Teacher: I have something here that’s yellow and odd shaped and good to eat? Michael: A banana? Teacher: No it’s a pear but you’re thinking.
Little Johnny: Teacher, I have a riddle. Teacher: Okay Johnny tell us your riddle. Little Johnny: I have something in my pocket that’s round, hard and has a head on it? Teacher: Johnny, you go see the principal right this instant. Little Johnny: It’s a nail, but you’re thinking