Save Old Army!!!

[michael]

Class of 97 had balls. Here's some of the wonderful poetry we'd yell
while I lived in Schuhmacher hall. I hope the tradition lives on. You
might think, this will be considered disturbing the peace today. You're
right. It was in the 90s as well and we had UPD called on us numerous
times. Oh yeah, never drop a water balloon on a bike cop from a balcony
dorm. And never, ever light a couch on fire and drop it off the 4th
floor. (this supposedly happened way before my time, but we still had a
flaming couch on most of our t-shirts)

Anti-Walton yells:

Cock Sucker mother-fucker eat a bag of shit
douche bag douche bag, suck your roommate's dick.
"A" ramp's a gay ramp, just like all the others.
Walton, Walton, We all fucked your mothers.

Walton Wussies,
what a bunch of pussies.
French kissing fags,
always on the rag!
A herkin and a jerkin,
cause that's their style.
Walton, hall,
good head <pause> with a smile.

Anti-Crocker yell:

Crocker cocks
soft as socks,
limpest dicks on campus.

McPenis: (only 1 simple yell)

Fuck you McPennis!

2 yells for Davis Gary (as performed by most northside male dorms):

D-G Damn great
gives head first date!

D-G darn good,
always swallows like good girls should!

The only FHK yell I know:

Fuck-plex fuck-plex
red-ass shit
lots of wood and lots of tit!

And the infamous Moses Hall yell:
Moses hall R-A-B's
raiders of the night,
were the dirty bastards, who'd rather fuck then fight.
well circumsize a t-sip with a piece of glass
then take our bonfire
and shove it up their ass.
FIRST IN LAST OUT! FUCK YOU!!!

Wow...I remember drunk usenet being almost as much fun as drunk IRC.

[michael]

I forgot a section earlier and have inserted below.

> Moses hall R-A-B's
> raiders of the night,
> were the dirty bastards, who'd rather fuck then fight.

Zim bam hot damn who the hell are we?
We're the boys from Moses Hall at Texas A-M-C.

> we'll circumsize a t-sip with a piece of glass
> then we'll take our bonfire