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! Bernie Sanders Heads To Cuba To Tell Protesters To Be More Grateful For Their Excellent Social Programs

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Kurt Nicklas

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Jul 13, 2021, 12:07:39 PM7/13/21
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HAVANA—One of America's richest socialists, Bernie Sanders, arrived in
Havana today after learning there was an uprising against the
Communist regime. While many have been voicing their support for the
protesters fighting for freedom, Sanders instead tried to quell the
protests, informing the demonstrators that they have some of the best
healthcare, housing, and other social programs in the world.

"Please disperse! You have excellent healthcare and housing programs!"
Sanders cried through a megaphone in an attempt to calm things down.
"Not everything was bad about the Communist revolution. Fidel Castro,
OK, he wasn't perfect, but there were very good people on both sides!"

One man read the sign Sanders was reading, which said, "Demand more
communism now!", and got upset. "Communism has led to death and
destruction here in Cuba, old man!" he shouted.

Sanders then pointed out that the amazing literacy programs of Castro
were actually what helped the man read the sign: "See, though, the
only reason you're able to read this sign is because of the literacy
programs of the regime, which are some of the best in the world. You
should be more grateful, hermano!"

At publishing time, Sanders had flown back to America to close on his
fourth house "to demonstrate how capitalism can lead to excess and
debauchery."

Fine satire from:
https://babylonbee.com/news/bernie-sanders-heads-to-cuba-to-inform-protesters-they-have-the-best-healthcare-housing-programs-in-the-world

Ihor Procyk

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Jul 13, 2021, 12:14:38 PM7/13/21
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On 7/13/2021 9:07 AM, Kurt Nicklas wrote:

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> More sullen, leaden, right-wingnut, sophomoric and not-funny 'satire' from:
> https://babylonbee.com/news/bernie-sanders-heads-to-cuba-to-inform-protesters-they-have-the-best-healthcare-housing-programs-in-the-world
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That's right.

Wotawonderfulworld

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Jul 14, 2021, 12:47:51 AM7/14/21
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Kurt Nicklas <kurtn...@gmail.com> wrote in
news:vhereghs9e8me3akj...@4ax.com:
well.. always thought Bernie was a socialist not a communist. the things
you learn on here

NSquared

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Jul 14, 2021, 1:02:20 AM7/14/21
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Revoke his visa so he has to STAY there
in "socialist paradise" .... :-)

Jonathan

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Jul 14, 2021, 2:59:59 AM7/14/21
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Isn't he a Marxist traitor, like AOC?

FOX can't be wrong about that, can they?



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Blue Lives Matter

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Jul 14, 2021, 5:57:54 AM7/14/21
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Communism is Socialism on steroids. Marx said that Socialism was
simply a pathway to communism.

Ichabod

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Jul 25, 2021, 8:07:30 PM7/25/21
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Ihor Procyk wrote

Ichabod

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Jul 27, 2021, 7:21:47 PM7/27/21
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Ihor Procyk wrote

> On 7/13/2021 9:07 AM, Kurt Nicklas wrote:
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Ichabod

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Aug 3, 2021, 11:59:36 PM8/3/21
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Ihor Procyk wrote

> On 7/13/2021 9:07 AM, Kurt Nicklas wrote:
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Ichabod

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Aug 31, 2021, 1:56:19 PM8/31/21
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Ihor Procyk wrote

> On 7/13/2021 9:07 AM, Kurt Nicklas wrote:
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Ichabod

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Oct 30, 2021, 2:46:21 PM10/30/21
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Ihor Procyk wrote

> On 7/13/2021 9:07 AM, Kurt Nicklas wrote:
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Ichabod

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Nov 1, 2021, 4:58:04 PM11/1/21
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Ihor Procyk wrote

> On 7/13/2021 9:07 AM, Kurt Nicklas wrote:
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Ichabod

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Nov 3, 2021, 5:55:25 PM11/3/21
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Ihor Procyk wrote

> On 7/13/2021 9:07 AM, Kurt Nicklas wrote:
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Ichabod

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Nov 13, 2021, 3:20:53 PM11/13/21
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Ihor Procyk wrote

> On 7/13/2021 9:07 AM, Kurt Nicklas wrote:
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Ichabod

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Nov 21, 2021, 5:09:38 PM11/21/21
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Ihor Procyk wrote

> On 7/13/2021 9:07 AM, Kurt Nicklas wrote:
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Ichabod

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Nov 29, 2021, 5:01:41 PM11/29/21
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Ihor Procyk wrote

> On 7/13/2021 9:07 AM, Kurt Nicklas wrote:
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166p1

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Nov 30, 2021, 2:07:08 AM11/30/21
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Bernie ... LET him go to Cuba - and then use Omicron as
an excuse to block his return :-)

Ichabod

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Dec 4, 2021, 11:56:14 AM12/4/21
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Ihor Procyk wrote

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Ichabod

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Dec 4, 2021, 1:38:20 PM12/4/21
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Ihor Procyk wrote

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Ichabod

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Ihor Procyk wrote

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Ichabod

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Ihor Procyk wrote

> On 7/13/2021 9:07 AM, Kurt Nicklas wrote:
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