Hillary, Rudy Aren't Qualified to be Dog Catcher ...
Ed Conrad
Presidential front-runners Hillary Clinton and Rudy Giuliani
aren't qualified to be elected Dog Catcher.
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They're both phonier than a $4 bill.
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Meanwhile, there are some good candidates lower down
the ladder and the VERY BEST, without question, is Dennis
Kucinich, congressman from Ohio.
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Kucinich appears to be the ONLY candidate who can pull
America out of the cesspool we're in. Only he appears
to have what it takes to make the stink go away.
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I'm neither Republican nor Democrat because I've long lost
respect for the people who run this country.
The vast, vast majority of "top" names are nothing more
than scumbag whores who must keep a large jar of Vasoline
on their nightstand.
That way they're always be ready to take it up the ass
by Moneymen who then leave behind thick white envelopes.
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They have been the ruination of our once great nation
and are slowly turning it into a Third World Country.
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On his first day as President, Kucinich should invite all
the corporate CEO's to the White House, then have them
step into the Rose Garden for a "photo op."
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When all of the sleazeballs are showing their best
Austin Powers' smile, the photogs should step back
and make way for members of the firing squad who
were hidden behind the roses.
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Only YOU can save America.
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Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com
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Man as Old as Coal
and
Proof of Life After Death
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jordy
> On Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:43:10 GMT, Ed Conrad <edcon...@verizon.net> wrote:
> >On his first day as President, Kucinich should invite all
> > the corporate CEO's to the White House, then have them
> >step into the Rose Garden for a "photo op."
> ><
> >When all of the sleazeballs are showing their best
> >Austin Powers' smile, the photogs should step back
> >and make way for members of the firing squad who
> >were hidden behind the roses.
>
> more comfortable?
>
> --
> Move tax day to the day before election day. And for good measure, abolish
> withholding. Imagine if people trudged to the polls the day after sending
> fat checks to the IRS. That might bring the incumbents down a notch.
>
> - Sheldon Richman, Future of Freedom Foundation
Isn't Kucinich great? It's a shame that he doesn't have a chance to
win...
-"Jordy"
jordy
> > Isn't Kucinich great? It's a shame that he doesn't have a chance to
> >win...
>
> bigger balls.
>
> --
I don't know, I think he may be braver then the rest of the
democrats... he is honest and straightfoward about his ideas, even if
it does not benefit him... the rest of them seem to say whatever they
think will help them win...
-"Jordy"
Jerry Okamura
does not make a whole lot of differency if ANY of them are qualified or not.
Because in the end of this process, one of them is going to be the next
President...
"Ed Conrad" <edco...@verizon.net> wrote in message
news:p1vic3hpc6itmp182...@4ax.com...
Ivan Marsh
> On Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:43:10 GMT, Ed Conrad <edco...@verizon.net> wrote:
>
>>On his first day as President, Kucinich should invite all
>> the corporate CEO's to the White House, then have them
>>step into the Rose Garden for a "photo op."
>><
>>When all of the sleazeballs are showing their best
>>Austin Powers' smile, the photogs should step back
>>and make way for members of the firing squad who
>>were hidden behind the roses.
>
> Maybe Kucinich should run for President in China. Don't you think he'd be
> more comfortable?
He could work on reuniting the Soviets.
Ron Peterson
> Isn't Kucinich great? It's a shame that he doesn't have a chance to
> win...
In the latest debate, he said that he prayed that he would be asked a
question by the moderator.
Do you think that Kucinich would take up with an intern?
Gravel actually sounds more rational, but he's getting too frustrated
by media's efforts to select the candidates.
--
Ron
David Johnston
wrote:
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>Presidential front-runners Hillary Clinton and Rudy Giuliani
>aren't qualified to be elected Dog Catcher.
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>They're both phonier than a $4 bill.
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>Meanwhile, there are some good candidates lower down
>the ladder and the VERY BEST, without question, is Dennis
>Kucinich, congressman from Ohio.
So he's got the crazy people behind him.
я黨wぃf
of<1187634331.8...@19g2000hsx.googlegroups.com>:
>On Aug 20, 2:17 pm, CyberDroog <CyberDr...@ClockworkOrange.com> wrote:
>> > Isn't Kucinich great? It's a shame that he doesn't have a chance
to
>> >win...
>>
>> That's just the way it goes when the female you're running against
has
>> bigger balls.
>>
>>
>
> I don't know, I think he may be braver then the rest of the
>democrats... he is honest and straightfoward about his ideas, even if
>it does not benefit him... the rest of them seem to say whatever they
>think will help them win...
>
> -"Jordy"
>
>
Yep. He's not waffling about the hot button issues: Iraq, Gay marriage,
health care etc.
Probably the last really honest guy out there.
So obviously; he aint got a snowballs chance in hell :)
Pinku-Sensei
news:46c9deee$0$16539$4c36...@roadrunner.com:
> It does not make any difference if you think they are qualified or
> not. It does not make a whole lot of differency if ANY of them are
> qualified or not. Because in the end of this process, one of them is
> going to be the next President...
Thanks for forwarding the entire original text of Ed "Brain of Stone"
Conrad. Old Coalbrain needs more exposure here on AUK and your
contribution helped.
Ed has been a tireless, incorrigible, and clueless crusader on USENET
for years, but his lack of interactivity has hampered his recognition
for AUK Kook Awards. Too bad, as he is a classic net-kook. To rectify
this oversight, I'm going to nominate him for yet another award.
"Kluck Lysaght "Tar & Feathers" Award"
"A lifetime achievement award, reserved solely for those who suffer
from Terminal Cluelessness; for those most highly incorrigible past all
hope crusaders who in another time and reality would've been tarred and
feathered and ridden out of town on a rail. Preferably one with a
bridge out. Over a canyon."
While this particular post isn't the best example of his clueless
crusading (his campaigns to get his "Man as old as coal"
misidentifications and pseudofossils recognized as genuine and to get
back at Iain Greig, moderator of talk.origins, who /has/ run him out of
that newsgroup on a rail, are), it is indicative of his general tone.
Based on a lifetime of evidence, I nominate Ed Conrad for the Kluck
Lysaght "Tar & Feathers" Award.
Do I read a second for old Coalbrain?
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John "C"
"Pinku-Sensei" <pinku-...@caballista.org> wrote in message
> "A lifetime achievement award, reserved solely for those who suffer
> from Terminal Cluelessness;
Damn Pinky, that sound an awful lot like yourself!
> Do I read a second for old Coalbrain?
Not from anyone with an IQ in three figures!
HJ
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<pinku-...@caballista.org> wrote:
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>Based on a lifetime of evidence, I nominate Ed Conrad for the Kluck
>Lysaght "Tar & Feathers" Award.
>
>Do I read a second for old Coalbrain?
Seconded.
ESL!
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