Joke told by Moshe Dyan to Richard Nixon

[NefeshBarYochai]

"How many Jews will fit a Volkswagen"

"506: six in the seats and 500 in the ashtrays".

[Peeler]

Unhappily married gay neo-nazitard Loose Sphincter telling this joke about
himself:

"This is embarrassing. My fraternity from graduating class of 1980 having
our re-union right after Thanksgiving this year. We've booked I think 194
of us (with wives) on 'Norwegian Cruise Lines" for 7days/6nights in the
Caribbean. The problem is my wife. She has added about 65-70 lbs of
unsightly fat on her body and her once cute face looks like an old
catcher's mitt since our college days. I'm embarrassed to show the old gang
that this pig was the best I could do for a wife. I just know I'll be a
laughing stock when this cruise is over. Should i go with her, leave her
home and hire a young sexy escort for the week to pose as my second wife,
or should I just make some excuse and stay home. Any logical suggestions
will be considered."

Loose Sphincter whining in MID: <l1ltsa$pf8$1...@speranza.aioe.org>

ROTFLOL!

Why, oh WHY, are ALL you Nazis, ALWAYS, without ANY exception, such LAUGHING
STOCKS? LOL

--
Anti-virus firm AVG <a...@avg.com> addressing Loose Sphincter on Usenet:

"Hello from AVG.

Please stop advertising us. We don't want to be associated with neo-Nazi
scum like you and RichA, no matter whether you use our product or not.

And fix your fucking sig separator!

Sincerely, AVG."