How many Bushies does it take to change a lightbulb?
Doctoroe
a lightbulb?
A.: SEVEN.
(1) One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced,
(2) one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has
questions about the lightbulb,
(3) one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new
lightbulb,
(4) one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret
stockpile of lightbulbs,
(5) one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how
to pay Halliburton
Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb,
(6) one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the
lightbulb while dressed
in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,
(7) and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing
a lightbulb and
screwing the country.
Doctoroe
This is just too disgusting. Ahmed Chalabi's Iraqi National Congress
was an Iranian intelligence operation hatched to con the United States
into snuffing Iran's longtime blood enemy next door, Saddam Hussein.
Launched in the 90s, the operation needed only an American commander
in chief who was stupid enough and vain enough to fall for it.
First Chalabi convinced the neo-cons and the repugs in congress to
pass legislation in 1998 that made regime change in Iraq a national
priority, and pumped money from the U.S. treasury to the INC, to the
tune of many millions of dollars. Republicans with room temperature
IQs actually financed an Iranian intelligence operation! How's that
for stupid? Kind of takes the cake, eh?
There was no way they could convince anyone in the Clinton
administration to invade Iraq with the shabby yet shrill intelligence
the INC was delivering about mobile bio-weapons labs and reconstituted
nuke programs. The Iranians mullahs running this op had to wait for
someone more easily duped to occupy the White House.
The day that George W. Bush first slimed his way into the Oval Office
must have been a happy one indeed for the radical Iranian handlers
behind Chalabi's INC operation. They knew Chimpy was exactly the sort
of sucker they needed: Intellctually lazy and stupendously vain.
Dick Cheney was fully on board, completely duped by the Iranian covert
op. He filled the administration with fellow suckers from the American
Enterprise Institute, and they all began the planning and pressure to
fulfill the dreams of the Ayatollahs in Iran. Completely ignorant,
they were being led around by their noses by an enemy… By an Axis of
Evil.
The Iranian mullahs knew the largely Jewish neo-cons would take the
bait hook line and sinker if their mule, Ahmed Chalabi, convinced them
that a Chalabi-led Iraq would immediately recognize Israel.
And the neo-cons knew exactly how to play Bush like a fiddle. First,
they told him dark tales of Saddam's nefarious weapons and intentions,
encouraging the Chimp to rattle America's saber louder and louder. As
Saddam failed to reveal his alleged weapons of mass destruction, the
neo-cons egged Chimpy on like a bunch of sixth graders on the
playground. "C'mon, the guy is mocking you! Are you gonna take that?
If you back down now you will look like a wimp." The word "wimp" has a
special connotation in the Bush family, and the neo-cons knew just how
to use it.
Why did we invade Iraq? Because Iran conned us into it. Why was there
never a plan for the occupation or an exit strategy? Because the
Iranians behind this covert op could give a shit less if we get bogged
down for years in Iran. They just wanted Saddam booted, and they got
the United States to do it for them.
President Bush and his circle of neo-cons are the stupidest, most
worthless people ever to occupy positions of power in this country.
They all got bamboozled by third-rate, third world rug merchants,
costing this nation too much blood, too much money, and all its
prestige. It will take decades to undo the destruction Bush and the
neo-con have wrought on this nation, but the first and most important
step is before us. We must drive these bastards from office.