Hey, kensi, check out these idiots!

[Nadegda]

This is a laugh riot:

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-18/the-saudi-crown-prince-s-plan-to-win-the-global-oil-war?utm_source=pocket-newtab

----------
The Saudis Have a High-Stakes Plan to Win the Global Oil War

The Russians may have started the price war, but Riyadh was waiting for
the opportunity to jump in.
----------

Tee hee. "The global oil war." This is like watching Serious Businessmen
in top hats and other Serious Business Attire plotting to corner the
buggy-whip market in 1909, well *after* the Model T is prowling about
and the writing is on the wall. Just replace "1909" with "2020", update
the business attire to match, and decrement the "T" to an "S" ...

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[Janithor]

x-no-archive: yes

On 3/21/2020 9:59 PM, Nadegda wrote:
> This is a laugh riot:
>
> https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-18/the-saudi-crown-prince-s-plan-to-win-the-global-oil-war?utm_source=pocket-newtab
>
> ----------
> The Saudis Have a High-Stakes Plan to Win the Global Oil War
>
> The Russians may have started the price war, but Riyadh was waiting for
> the opportunity to jump in.
> ----------
>
> Tee hee. "The global oil war." This is like watching Serious Businessmen
> in top hats and other Serious Business Attire plotting to corner the
> buggy-whip market in 1909, well *after* the Model T is prowling about
> and the writing is on the wall. Just replace "1909" with "2020", update
> the business attire to match, and decrement the "T" to an "S" ...

OK Paul, now take your hand out of the Nads puppet and put it up the
Kensi puppet to respond. Rinse, repeat.

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[PhantomView]

On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 04:59:29 -0000 (UTC), Nadegda
<nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote:

>This is a laugh riot:
>
>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-18/the-saudi-crown-prince-s-plan-to-win-the-global-oil-war?utm_source=pocket-newtab
>
>----------
>The Saudis Have a High-Stakes Plan to Win the Global Oil War
>
>The Russians may have started the price war, but Riyadh was waiting for
>the opportunity to jump in.
>----------
>
>Tee hee. "The global oil war." This is like watching Serious Businessmen
>in top hats and other Serious Business Attire plotting to corner the
>buggy-whip market in 1909, well *after* the Model T is prowling about
>and the writing is on the wall. Just replace "1909" with "2020", update
>the business attire to match, and decrement the "T" to an "S" ...

For sure, Saudi and Russia picked THE WORST possible
moment to have their little gas war. :-)

With 20% of the global population still on lockdown more or
less, demand for petroleum is likewise reduced. Russia and
Saudi HAVE it - but nobody NEEDS it right now. All the fuel
tanks are full to capacity. They may as well just keep the
stuff. For all intents and purposes it has a NEGATIVE value
right now.

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On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 04:59:29 -0000 (UTC), LO AND BEHOLD; Nadegda
<nad31...@gmail.invalid> determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
<r56rbh$l6o$3...@dont-email.me>:

✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ This is a laugh riot:
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-18/the-saudi-crown-princ
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ e-s-plan-to-win-the-global-oil-war?utm_source=?UTF-8?B?PQ==?=pocket-newtab
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ---------- The Saudis Have a High-Stakes Plan to Win the Global Oil War

✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ The Russians may have started the price war, but Riyadh was waiting for
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ the opportunity to jump in. ----------
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Tee hee. "The global oil war." This is like watching Serious Businessmen
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ in top hats and other Serious Business Attire plotting to corner the
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ buggy-whip market in 1909, well *after* the Model T is prowling about
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ and the writing is on the wall. Just replace "1909" with "2020", update
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ the business attire to match, and decrement the "T" to an "S" ...

there's a story of two very prominent 19th century businessmen who made a fortune after they were shipwrecked and survived on a dingy at sea. fortunately, while they were on the dingy they made 14 million dollars by swapping hats often enough.

tell me some MORE "millennial" joeks!

"nads" won't comment on this poast...

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On Sat, 21 Mar 2020 22:18:48 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; Janithor
<Jani...@comcast.net> determined that the following was of great

importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in

<r56sfq$uqp$1...@news.albasani.net>:

✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ x-no-archive: derp!
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡

✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ On 3/21/2020 9:59 PM, Nadegda wrote:
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ This is a laugh riot:
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-18/the-saudi-crown-prin

✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ce-s-plan-to-win-the-global-oil-war?utm_source=?UTF-8?B?PQ==?=pocket-newtab ----------

✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ The Saudis Have a High-Stakes Plan to Win the Global Oil War The
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Russians may have started the price war, but Riyadh was waiting for the
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ opportunity to jump in. ---------- Tee hee. "The global oil war." This
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ is like watching Serious Businessmen in top hats and other Serious
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Business Attire plotting to corner the buggy-whip market in 1909, well
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ *after* the Model T is prowling about and the writing is on the wall.
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Just replace "1909" with "2020", update the business attire to match,
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ and decrement the "T" to an "S" ...
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ OK Paul, now take your hand out of the Nads puppet and put it up the
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Kensi puppet to respond. Rinse, repeat.

✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡

no, that's slated for tomorrow after yet another checky/gergles/nads/libtard meltdown.

[kensi]

On 3/22/2020 12:59 AM, Nadegda wrote:
> This is a laugh riot:
>
> https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-18/the-saudi-crown-prince-s-plan-to-win-the-global-oil-war?utm_source=pocket-newtab
>
> ----------
> The Saudis Have a High-Stakes Plan to Win the Global Oil War
>
> The Russians may have started the price war, but Riyadh was waiting for
> the opportunity to jump in.
> ----------
>
> Tee hee. "The global oil war." This is like watching Serious Businessmen
> in top hats and other Serious Business Attire plotting to corner the
> buggy-whip market in 1909, well *after* the Model T is prowling about
> and the writing is on the wall. Just replace "1909" with "2020", update
> the business attire to match, and decrement the "T" to an "S" ...

Very amusing. ... Hey, *you* have a Model S, don't you?

--
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the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks
"I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade
in here." ~Checkmate

[Sir Gaygory's Owner's Owner 🐶笛]

On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 01:57:15 -0400, LO AND BEHOLD; kensi
<kkensi...@gmail.nospam.invalid> determined that the following was

of great importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us

in <r56unr$1dum$1...@gioia.aioe.org>:

✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ On 3/22/2020 12:59 AM, Nadegda wrote:
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ This is a laugh riot:
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-18/the-saudi-crown-prin

✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ce-s-plan-to-win-the-global-oil-war?utm_source=?UTF-8?B?PQ==?=pocket-newtab ----------

✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ The Saudis Have a High-Stakes Plan to Win the Global Oil War The
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Russians may have started the price war, but Riyadh was waiting for the
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ opportunity to jump in. ---------- Tee hee. "The global oil war." This
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ is like watching Serious Businessmen in top hats and other Serious
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Business Attire plotting to corner the buggy-whip market in 1909, well
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ *after* the Model T is prowling about and the writing is on the wall.
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Just replace "1909" with "2020", update the business attire to match,
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ and decrement the "T" to an "S" ...
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Very amusing. ... Hey, *you* have a Model S, don't you?

✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡

hey how much is the replacement battery pack for one of those hunks of junk?

(wait for it)

[Sir Gaygory's Owner's Owner 🐶笛]

On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 00:59:02 -0500, LO AND BEHOLD; Sir Gaygory's Owner's
Owner =?UTF-8?B?8J+Qtuesmw==?= <ro...@127.0.0.1> determined that the

following was of great importance and subsequently decided to freely

share it with us in <aqRvbpdRb.@127.0.0.1>:

✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 01:57:15 -0400, LO AND BEHOLD; kensi

✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ <kkensi...@gmail.nospam.invalid> determined that the following was
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ of great importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ in <r56unr$1dum$1...@gioia.aioe.org>: ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ On
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ 3/22/2020 12:59 AM, Nadegda wrote: ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ This is a laugh riot:
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-18/the-saudi-crown-prin

✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ce-s-plan-to-win-the-global-oil-war?utm_source=?UTF-8?B?PQ==?=?UTF-8?B?PQ=?UTF-8?B?PQ==?==?UTF-8?B?PQ==?=?=?UTF-8?B?PQ==?=pocket-ne
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ wtab ---------- ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡

✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ The Saudis Have a High-Stakes Plan to
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Win the Global Oil War The ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Russians may have started the price
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ war, but Riyadh was waiting for the ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ opportunity to jump in. ----------
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Tee hee. "The global oil war." This ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ is like watching Serious Businessmen
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ in top hats and other Serious ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Business Attire plotting to corner
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ the buggy-whip market in 1909, well ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ *after* the Model T is prowling about
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ and the writing is on the wall. ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Just replace "1909" with "2020",
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ update the business attire to match, ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ and decrement the "T" to an "S" ...
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Very amusing. ... Hey, *you* have a Model S, don't you?
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ hey how much is the replacement battery pack for one of those hunks of
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ junk?
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ (wait for it)
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ "nads" won't comment on this poast...

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https://www.ebay.com/i/183811813767

$19,999.00
Free Shipping

and how much is the car?

$80k-90k?

and how much experience does Tesla and their douchebag protege have making any product for market, whatsoever?

has a tesla won the indy or daytona 500's??

CAPITALIST LESSON: venture capitalist lunatics like to jump on whatever veritable "hard capitalist cock" they can find and ride it until... venture capitalist lunatics find ANOTHER "hard capitalist cock" to jump on until...

[Nadegda]

Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, snowflakes, melt!

On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 01:57:15 -0400, kensi wrote:

> On 3/22/2020 12:59 AM, Nadegda wrote:
>> This is a laugh riot:
>>
>> https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-18/the-saudi-crown-prince-s-plan-to-win-the-global-oil-war?utm_source=pocket-newtab
>>
>> ----------
>> The Saudis Have a High-Stakes Plan to Win the Global Oil War
>>
>> The Russians may have started the price war, but Riyadh was waiting for
>> the opportunity to jump in.
>> ----------
>>
>> Tee hee. "The global oil war." This is like watching Serious Businessmen
>> in top hats and other Serious Business Attire plotting to corner the
>> buggy-whip market in 1909, well *after* the Model T is prowling about
>> and the writing is on the wall. Just replace "1909" with "2020", update
>> the business attire to match, and decrement the "T" to an "S" ...
>
> Very amusing. ... Hey, *you* have a Model S, don't you?

Why yes, as a matter of fact I do!

[Sir Gaygory's Owner's Owner 🐶笛]

On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 07:30:09 -0000 (UTC), LO AND BEHOLD; Nadegda
<nad31...@gmail.invalid> determined that the following was of great

importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in

<r57461$l6o$3...@dont-email.me>:

✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, snowflakes, melt!

✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 01:57:15 -0400, kensi wrote:
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ On 3/22/2020 12:59 AM, Nadegda wrote:
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ This is a laugh riot:
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-18/the-saudi-crown-prin

✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ce-s-plan-to-win-the-global-oil-war?utm_source=?UTF-8?B?PQ==?=pocket-newtab ----------

✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ The Saudis Have a High-Stakes Plan to Win the Global Oil War The
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Russians may have started the price war, but Riyadh was waiting for the
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ opportunity to jump in. ---------- Tee hee. "The global oil war." This
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ is like watching Serious Businessmen in top hats and other Serious
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Business Attire plotting to corner the buggy-whip market in 1909, well
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ *after* the Model T is prowling about and the writing is on the wall.
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Just replace "1909" with "2020", update the business attire to match,
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ and decrement the "T" to an "S" ...
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Very amusing. ... Hey, *you* have a Model S, don't you?
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Why yes, as a matter of fact I do!

✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡

why would you (or anyone) buy a car from a company that is

1) run by a libertarian fucktard capitalist cisman

2) designed to disallow people the ability to have anybody but tesla to repair their car.

3) giving @richrebuilds a lot of headaches and subs and likes

4) probably going to "disappear" just like the edsel and the saturn EV1

5) Views
Political

Musk speaking alongside former Irish Taoiseach (Prime Minister) Enda Kenny in 2013
Politically, Musk has described himself as "half Democrat, half Republican" and "I'm somewhere in the middle, socially liberal and fiscally conservative."[268] In 2018, he stated that he was "not a conservative. I'm registered independent [and] politically moderate."[269] Prompted by the emergence of self-driving cars and artificial intelligence, Musk has voiced support for a universal basic income;[270] he additionally backs direct democracy.[271] He has described himself as a socialist, but "not the kind that shifts resources from most productive to least productive, pretending to do good, while actually causing harm" – arguing instead, "true socialism seeks greatest good for all."[272] He supports targeting an inclusive tax rate of 40%, prefers consumption taxes to income taxes, and supports the estate tax, as the "probability of progeny being equally excellent at capital allocation is not high."[273]

try harder, komrade!

["Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."]

On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 09:42:26 -0600, Skeeter <Sc...@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>I filled up all my vehicles and all my back up cans at 2 bucks a gal.
>Fuck toilet paper, I'm going after the petrol.

That's pretty stupid. With things shutting down and
folks told to stay home and isolate the demand for
gasoline if going to be reduced drastically. Supply
will skyrocket because demand is in the toilet.

--
Yours Truly, Sir Gregøry

"I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the
essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and
not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." __Henry David Thoreau

["Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."]

On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 12:33:47 -0600, Skeeter <Sc...@invalid.invalid> wrote:

<...>

>I got all the TP I need. I also have just started to pick up supplies
>for elderly and homebound people. I need the gass to help. I finally
>went to the store the other day and saw how the people were acting. I
>decided to help those who can't help themselves.

Good man!

[Sn!pe]

Skeeter <Sc...@invalid.invalid> wrote:

> On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 14:17:04 -0400, "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."
> <greghall@høme.fake> wrote:
>
> >On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 09:42:26 -0600, Skeeter <Sc...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
> >
> >>I filled up all my vehicles and all my back up cans at 2 bucks a gal.
> >>Fuck toilet paper, I'm going after the petrol.
> >
> >That's pretty stupid. With things shutting down and
> >folks told to stay home and isolate the demand for
> >gasoline if going to be reduced drastically. Supply
> >will skyrocket because demand is in the toilet.
>

> I got all the TP I need. I also have just started to pick up supplies
> for elderly and homebound people. I need the gass to help. I finally
> went to the store the other day and saw how the people were acting. I
> decided to help those who can't help themselves.

Right on, Bro.

--
^Ï^ My pet rock Gordon just is.

[Pandora]

On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 12:33:47 -0600, Skeeter wrote:

> On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 14:17:04 -0400, "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."
> <greghall@høme.fake> wrote:
>

>>On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 09:42:26 -0600, Skeeter <Sc...@invalid.invalid>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>I filled up all my vehicles and all my back up cans at 2 bucks a gal.
>>>Fuck toilet paper, I'm going after the petrol.
>>
>>That's pretty stupid. With things shutting down and folks told to stay
>>home and isolate the demand for gasoline if going to be reduced
>>drastically. Supply will skyrocket because demand is in the toilet.
>

> I got all the TP I need. I also have just started to pick up supplies
> for elderly and homebound people. I need the gass to help. I finally
> went to the store the other day and saw how the people were acting. I
> decided to help those who can't help themselves.

Kudoes to you!

[Byker]

"Sn!pe" wrote in message news:1onolqb.qoakkffu4u3tN%snip...@gmail.com...

>
> I got all the TP I need.

Forget the TP and get a bidet while at Costco:
https://www.costco.com/toilets-washlets.html

It'll eventually pay for itself...

[Sn!pe]

Maybe so, but ~I~ didn't write what you have quoted;
please be more careful with your attributions.

As it happens, we're saving newspapers now because
we're down to our last two bog-rolls. Oh woe!

["Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."]

Woe is you...

I've cut down on my TP usage to two squares per wipe,
whereas I used to wad up about a foot at a time for
a wipe, and one roll has lasted me two weeks. I have
27 rolls still in stock so, at the current rate of use, that
should last me about a year.

Envy me!

[Dechucka]

> As it happens, we're saving newspapers now because
> we're down to our last two bog-rolls. Oh woe!
>

Don't flush shitty newspaper it doesn't dissolve and clogs the sewers,
bin it instead.

--
Remember, STAY SAFE, wash your hands as if you've iust shaken hands with
Trump

[Sn!pe]

Dechucka <Dech...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> > As it happens, we're saving newspapers now because
> > we're down to our last two bog-rolls. Oh woe!
> >
> Don't flush shitty newspaper it doesn't dissolve and clogs the sewers,
> bin it instead.

False: it pulps well. Reinforced paper such as kitchen wipes
or baby-type wet-wipes won't pulp. I have heard of a certain
kind of colonial who, using dismembered T-shirts to wipe with.
That is very definitely non-flushable.

[Dechucka]

On 23/03/2020 9:07 am, Sn!pe wrote:
> Dechucka <Dech...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>> As it happens, we're saving newspapers now because
>>> we're down to our last two bog-rolls. Oh woe!
>>>
>> Don't flush shitty newspaper it doesn't dissolve and clogs the sewers,
>> bin it instead.
>
> False: it pulps well.

It isn't in Australia but maybe your newspapers are light weight
compared to ours

Reinforced paper such as kitchen wipes
> or baby-type wet-wipes won't pulp. I have heard of a certain
> kind of colonial who, using dismembered T-shirts to wipe with.

Koala skin with fur is good but also non-flushable. You wash it till it
gets too daggy then you go out and get another one

--
Remember, STAY SAFE, wash your hands as if you've iust shaken hands with

SloMO

[Sn!pe]

Dechucka <Dech...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> On 23/03/2020 9:07 am, Sn!pe wrote:
> > Dechucka <Dech...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >>> As it happens, we're saving newspapers now because
> >>> we're down to our last two bog-rolls. Oh woe!
> >>>
> >> Don't flush shitty newspaper it doesn't dissolve and clogs the sewers,
> >> bin it instead.
> >
> > False: it pulps well.
>
> It isn't in Australia but maybe your newspapers are light weight
> compared to ours
>
> > Reinforced paper such as kitchen wipes
> > or baby-type wet-wipes won't pulp. I have heard of a certain
> > kind of colonial who, using dismembered T-shirts to wipe with.
>
> Koala skin with fur is good but also non-flushable. You wash it
> till it gets too daggy then you go out and get another one

I heard that in Merkadia the bears use rabbits, but we
use goose necks (apparently the Queen uses swans).

Geese are also good for chimney sweeping: chuck one in
the chimney-pot at the top and collect it (and a ~lot~
of soot) at the hearth.

[Dechucka]

snip

>> Koala skin with fur is good but also non-flushable. You wash it
>> till it gets too daggy then you go out and get another one
>
> I heard that in Merkadia the bears use rabbits,

Never quite figured that out. If the shit doesn't stick to the rabbits
fur how would the bear get a good wipe?

but we
> use goose necks (apparently the Queen uses swans).

My Queen does not use anything I'm sure the Royal family still has a
'Groom of the Stool' https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool

>
> Geese are also good for chimney sweeping: chuck one in
> the chimney-pot at the top and collect it (and a ~lot~
> of soot) at the hearth.

What's wrong with kids like we used in the good old days

--
Remember, STAY SAFE, wash your hands as if you've iust shaken hands with

Trump

[Dechucka]

snip

> What's wrong with kids like we used in the good old days

On this, I lost 4 kids before my wife told me to put out the fire before
dropping the kid down the chimney :-(

[%]

On 2020-03-22 4:03 p.m., Skeeter wrote:

> On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 17:40:35 -0400, "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."
> <greghall@høme.fake> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 22 Mar 2020, snip...@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:
>>> Byker <byker@do~rag.net> wrote:
>>>> "Sn!pe" wrote in message news:1onolqb.qoakkffu4u3tN%snip...@gmail.com...
>>>>>
>>>>> I got all the TP I need.
>>>>
>>>> Forget the TP and get a bidet while at Costco:
>>>> <https://www.costco.com/toilets-washlets.html>
>>>>
>>>> It'll eventually pay for itself...
>>>
>>> Maybe so, but ~I~ didn't write what you have quoted;
>>> please be more careful with your attributions.
>>>
>>> As it happens, we're saving newspapers now because
>>> we're down to our last two bog-rolls. Oh woe!
>>
>> Woe is you...
>>
>> I've cut down on my TP usage to two squares per wipe,
>> whereas I used to wad up about a foot at a time for
>> a wipe, and one roll has lasted me two weeks. I have
>> 27 rolls still in stock so, at the current rate of use, that
>> should last me about a year.
>>
>> Envy me!
>

> I got a hell of a deal on potato chips.
>
> Bow to me!
>
i got funnel cake

adore me

[%]

On 2020-03-22 2:42 p.m., Dechucka wrote:
>
>> As it happens, we're saving newspapers now because
>> we're down to our last two bog-rolls.  Oh woe!
>>
> Don't flush shitty newspaper it doesn't dissolve and clogs the sewers,
> bin it instead.
>

i have a septic system

[Dechucka]

Definitely don't flush anything except for toilet paper and bodily waste.

[%]

On 2020-03-22 4:25 p.m., Dechucka wrote:
> On 23/03/2020 10:17 am, % wrote:
>> On 2020-03-22 2:42 p.m., Dechucka wrote:
>>>
>>>> As it happens, we're saving newspapers now because
>>>> we're down to our last two bog-rolls.  Oh woe!
>>>>
>>> Don't flush shitty newspaper it doesn't dissolve and clogs the
>>> sewers, bin it instead.
>>>
>> i have a septic system
>
> Definitely don't flush anything except for toilet paper and bodily waste.
>

i flush everything

[Dechucka]

snip

>>> i have a septic system
>>
>> Definitely don't flush anything except for toilet paper and bodily waste.
>>
> i flush everything

Fair enough you'll screw the septic system, well Trump is already doing
that. Septics can't digest everything

[%]

On 2020-03-22 4:30 p.m., Dechucka wrote:
> snip
>>>> i have a septic system
>>>
>>> Definitely don't flush anything except for toilet paper and bodily
>>> waste.
>>>
>> i flush everything
>
> Fair enough you'll screw the septic system, well Trump is already doing
> that. Septics can't digest everything
>
>

i have chemicals that break everything up ,
if it gets too bad i'll just use the out house ,
i don't know much about what trump does

["Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."]

On Sun, 22 Mar 2020, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>On 2020-03-22, Skeeter wrote:

I got Andre's Pink Champagne.

Blow me!

[%]

no you don't

lie proven wins

[Dechucka]

On 23/03/2020 10:34 am, % wrote:
> On 2020-03-22 4:30 p.m., Dechucka wrote:
>> snip
>>>>> i have a septic system
>>>>
>>>> Definitely don't flush anything except for toilet paper and bodily
>>>> waste.
>>>>
>>> i flush everything
>>
>> Fair enough you'll screw the septic system, well Trump is already
>> doing that. Septics can't digest everything
>>
>>
> i have chemicals that break everything up ,

Strange septic system? Septic systems are a anaerobic bacterial digester

> if it gets too bad i'll just use the out house

You have an out-house? SHEER LUXURY we only have gum trees but it is
handy for koalas to wipe our arses with

,
> i don't know much about what trump does

--
Remember, STAY SAFE, wash your hands as if you've iust shaken hands with

SloMO

[Pandora]

Yes it does. I remember when I was a kid and we ran out of tp we used
scrumpled up newspaper instead. If one really gets desperate, one can
use a rag and wash it.

[Dechucka]

snip i don't know much about what trump does
>
> the libs can't live without Trump.

In the times of droughts, bush-fires and now a pandemic we need Trump to
keep us amused. He is great for a good old belly laugh, long may he
reign over the US

>


--
Remember, STAY SAFE, wash your hands as if you've iust shaken hands with

SloMO

[%]

On 2020-03-22 4:49 p.m., Skeeter wrote:

> the libs can't live without Trump.
>

is that all i need to know

[%]

On 2020-03-22 4:56 p.m., Dechucka wrote:
> On 23/03/2020 10:34 am, % wrote:
>> On 2020-03-22 4:30 p.m., Dechucka wrote:
>>> snip
>>>>>> i have a septic system
>>>>>
>>>>> Definitely don't flush anything except for toilet paper and bodily
>>>>> waste.
>>>>>
>>>> i flush everything
>>>
>>> Fair enough you'll screw the septic system, well Trump is already
>>> doing that. Septics can't digest everything
>>>
>>>
>> i have chemicals that break everything up ,
>
> Strange septic system? Septic systems are a anaerobic bacterial digester
>
>> if it gets too bad i'll just use the out house
>
> You have an out-house? SHEER LUXURY we only have gum trees but it is
> handy for koalas to wipe our arses with
> ,
>> i don't know much about what trump does
>
>

i have horseshoe pits in my back field ,
lots of people are here to play in the summer ,
the woman i live with got tired of ,
all the traffic going through the house and up stairs ,
so i built an outhouse

[%]

how about just have a shower

["Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."]

On Sun, 22 Mar 2020, Pandora <pan...@peak.org> wrote:

I'm not worried. There's tons of dried leaves
lying about on the forest floor.

[%]

On 2020-03-22 5:07 p.m., "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." wrote:
> On Sun, 22 Mar 2020, Pandora <pan...@peak.org> wrote:
>> On Sun, 22 Mar 2020, Sn!pe wrote:
>>> Dechucka <Dech...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>> As it happens, we're saving newspapers now because we're down to our
>>>>> last two bog-rolls. Oh woe!
>>>>>
>>>> Don't flush shitty newspaper it doesn't dissolve and clogs the sewers,
>>>> bin it instead.
>>>
>>> False: it pulps well. Reinforced paper such as kitchen wipes or
>>> baby-type wet-wipes won't pulp. I have heard of a certain kind of
>>> colonial who, using dismembered T-shirts to wipe with.
>>> That is very definitely non-flushable.
>>
>> Yes it does. I remember when I was a kid and we ran out of tp we used
>> scrumpled up newspaper instead. If one really gets desperate, one can
>> use a rag and wash it.
>
> I'm not worried. There's tons of dried leaves
> lying about on the forest floor.
>

yea , you won't catch any illnesses pumping pine needles up your ass ,
how do you get leaves on the forest floor when you live above the tree line

[Pandora]

Water is expensive here.

["Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."]

On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 17:16:54 -0700, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:

<...>

>yea , you won't catch any illnesses pumping pine needles up your ass ,
>how do you get leaves on the forest floor when you live above the tree line

Serious updrafts here at my altitude.

["Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."]

On Sun, 22 Mar 2020, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:

>i have horseshoe pits in my back field ,
>lots of people are here to play in the summer ,
>the woman i live with got tired of ,
>all the traffic going through the house and up stairs ,
>so i built an outhouse

WOW, that's a LOT of Legos.

[%]

you pay for water , now that makes me feel sad

[%]

On 2020-03-22 5:19 p.m., "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." wrote:
> On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 17:16:54 -0700, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> <...>
>
>> yea , you won't catch any illnesses pumping pine needles up your ass ,
>> how do you get leaves on the forest floor when you live above the tree line
>
> Serious updrafts here at my altitude.
>

yea , your asshole sucks wind ,
turkeys and deer don't go above the tree line

[%]

On 2020-03-22 5:20 p.m., "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." wrote:
> On Sun, 22 Mar 2020, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> i have horseshoe pits in my back field ,
>> lots of people are here to play in the summer ,
>> the woman i live with got tired of ,
>> all the traffic going through the house and up stairs ,
>> so i built an outhouse
>
> WOW, that's a LOT of Legos.
>

what are you talking about now ,
sometimes you make no sense at all ,
the rest of the time you just lie ,
or copy something i already said

["Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."]

On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 17:31:58 -0700, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:

<...>

>you pay for water , now that makes me feel sad

Especially since they get about 100 inches a year.
I wonder if they ever thought of digging a cistern?

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On 2020-03-22 5:34 p.m., Skeeter wrote:

> no there are more things but they will have to wait.
>
> Chicken
>
> warm today
>
> 6:33 pm
>
cool , cloudy , no food , 5:42

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On 2020-03-22 5:41 p.m., "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." wrote:
> On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 17:31:58 -0700, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> <...>
>
>> you pay for water , now that makes me feel sad
>
> Especially since they get about 100 inches a year.
> I wonder if they ever thought of digging a cistern?
>

that's no where near how much you get you should share

["Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."]

On Sun, 22 Mar 2020, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:

>On 2020-03-22, "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." wrote:

>> On Sun, 22 Mar 2020, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> <...>
>>
>>> you pay for water , now that makes me feel sad
>>
>> Especially since they get about 100 inches a year.
>> I wonder if they ever thought of digging a cistern?
>>
>that's no where near how much you get you should share

Wrong, if I remember correctly, we get about 84 inches
annually.

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On 2020-03-22 5:50 p.m., "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." wrote:
> On Sun, 22 Mar 2020, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On 2020-03-22, "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." wrote:
>>> On Sun, 22 Mar 2020, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> <...>
>>>
>>>> you pay for water , now that makes me feel sad
>>>
>>> Especially since they get about 100 inches a year.
>>> I wonder if they ever thought of digging a cistern?
>>>
>> that's no where near how much you get you should share
>
> Wrong, if I remember correctly, we get about 84 inches
> annually.
>

11°

40%
9 PM
9°

80%
12 AM
8°

90%
3 AM
9°

80%
6 AM
9°

60%
9 AM
10°

70%
12 PM
13°

90%
3 PM
13°

90%
6 PM
8°

80%
1 AM
9°

90%
4 AM
8°

70%
7 AM
9°

60%
10 AM
11°

80%
1 PM
13°

100%
4 PM
13°

80%
7 PM
11°

yea , it never rains there ,
and you should see the youtube weather videos ,
the whole fk'in state is flat , flatlander

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On 2020-03-22 5:58 p.m., Skeeter wrote:
> On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 20:50:39 -0400, "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."
> <greghall@høme.fake> wro
>
>
>

>> get about 84 inches
>> annually.
>

> a little post edit and i would be just like greg
>
why would you do that

["Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."]

On Sun, 22 Mar 2020, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:

>On 2020-03-22, Skeeter wrote:
>> On Sun, 22 Mar 2020, "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." typed...
>>
>>> . . .get about 84 inches annually.

>>
>> a little post edit and i would be just like greg
>>
>why would you do that

You can't blame a feller who aspires to greatness.

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On 2020-03-22 6:15 p.m., "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." wrote:
> On Sun, 22 Mar 2020, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On 2020-03-22, Skeeter wrote:
>>> On Sun, 22 Mar 2020, "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." typed...
>>>
>>>> . . .get about 84 inches annually.
>>>
>>> a little post edit and i would be just like greg
>>>
>> why would you do that
>
> You can't blame a feller who aspires to greatness.
>

i didn't i blamed a guy for wanting to be a big headed buck toothed
bullshitter

[MK]

"Skeeter" <Sc...@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
news:6pbf7ftlmdet108ii...@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 14:17:04 -0400, "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."
> <greghall@høme.fake> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 09:42:26 -0600, Skeeter <Sc...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>>I filled up all my vehicles and all my back up cans at 2 bucks a gal.
>>>Fuck toilet paper, I'm going after the petrol.
>>
>>That's pretty stupid. With things shutting down and
>>folks told to stay home and isolate the demand for
>>gasoline if going to be reduced drastically. Supply
>>will skyrocket because demand is in the toilet.
>
> I got all the TP I need. I also have just started to pick up supplies
> for elderly and homebound people. I need the gass to help. I finally
> went to the store the other day and saw how the people were acting. I
> decided to help those who can't help themselves.

OMG! You just outted yourself as a "good guy". You will never live this
down now.

<thanks for helping>

[MK]

"%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:d15k2u....@news.alt.net...

That was MY line! dammit

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crossposter

[MK]

"Skeeter" <Sc...@invalid.invalid> wrote in message

news:va2g7f5kngo5he2ms...@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 20:50:39 -0400, "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."
> <greghall@høme.fake> wro
>
>
>

>> get about 84 inches
>>annually.
>

> a little post edit and i would be just like greg

LOLOL. I see you enjoy reading fiction, skeeter.

[%]

apparently the water costs too much

[Libtard]

On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 20:07:45 -0400, Sir Hømer Hall, Esq. wrote:

> On Sun, 22 Mar 2020, Pandora <pan...@peak.org> wrote:
>> On Sun, 22 Mar 2020, Sn!pe wrote:
>>> Dechucka <Dech...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> > As it happens, we're saving newspapers now because we're down to our
>>>> > last two bog-rolls. Oh woe!
>>>> >
>>>> Don't flush shitty newspaper it doesn't dissolve and clogs the sewers,
>>>> bin it instead.
>>>
>>> False: it pulps well. Reinforced paper such as kitchen wipes or
>>> baby-type wet-wipes won't pulp. I have heard of a certain kind of
>>> colonial who, using dismembered T-shirts to wipe with.
>>> That is very definitely non-flushable.
>>
>> Yes it does. I remember when I was a kid and we ran out of tp we used
>> scrumpled up newspaper instead. If one really gets desperate, one can
>> use a rag and wash it.
>
> I'm not worried. There's tons of dried leaves
> lying about on the forest floor.

Does poison ivy grow in your neck of the woods? I hope so.

--
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

[Sn!pe]

Sn!pe <snip...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Dechucka <Dech...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > As it happens, we're saving newspapers now because
> > > we're down to our last two bog-rolls. Oh woe!
> > >
> > Don't flush shitty newspaper it doesn't dissolve and clogs the sewers,
> > bin it instead.
>
> False: it pulps well. Reinforced paper such as kitchen wipes
> or baby-type wet-wipes won't pulp. I have heard of a certain
> kind of colonial who, using dismembered T-shirts to wipe with.
> That is very definitely non-flushable.
>

Correction: I just looked it up and I was wrong; the
advice is that we shouldn't flush newspaper, apologies.

--
^Ï^ My pet rock Gordon just is.

[Sn!pe]

Skeeter <Sc...@invalid.invalid> wrote:

> On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 17:40:35 -0400, "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."
> <greghall@høme.fake> wrote:
>
> >On Sun, 22 Mar 2020, snip...@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:
[...]

> >>As it happens, we're saving newspapers now because
> >>we're down to our last two bog-rolls. Oh woe!
> >

> >Woe is you...
> >
> >I've cut down on my TP usage to two squares per wipe,
> >whereas I used to wad up about a foot at a time for
> >a wipe, and one roll has lasted me two weeks. I have
> >27 rolls still in stock so, at the current rate of use, that
> >should last me about a year.
> >
> >Envy me!
>
> I got a hell of a deal on potato chips.
>
> Bow to me!
>

Deep joy! Mrs S managed to score a 16-pack of bog-roll
when she went out to pick up my meds. Shitter security
is a very important thing, innit; I'd hate to be reduced to
shitting in a bucket and chucking it overboard.

[mixed nuts]

Do you have a canal nearby, or better yet, a free flowing tributary of
the Thames?


--
Grizzly H.

[KWills Shill #2]

In article <7thh7fto2mbmgtpo6...@4ax.com>,
Sc...@invalid.invalid says...

> KOOKTHREAT!
>
Speaking of kOOk threats -

Message-ID: <pc0i6fha00c0es9ib...@4ax.com>

LOL!

[Sn!pe]

mixed nuts <melops...@undulatus.budgie> wrote:

> On 3/23/2020 8:59 AM, Sn!pe wrote:

[...]

> > Deep joy! Mrs S managed to score a 16-pack of bog-roll
> > when she went out to pick up my meds. Shitter security
> > is a very important thing, innit; I'd hate to be reduced to
> > shitting in a bucket and chucking it overboard.
>
> Do you have a canal nearby, or better yet, a free flowing
> tributary of the Thames?

There's a trout stream that runs through our town,
but it's for rainbow trout, not brown trout.

["Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."]

On Mon, 23 Mar 2020, snip...@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:

<...>

>There's a trout stream that runs through our town,
>but it's for rainbow trout, not brown trout.

I thought you were more the trouser trout type.
LOL

[Pandora]

Yep we do.

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In article <d17cu5....@news.alt.net>, pan...@peak.org says...

i mooch everything

https://imgur.com/a/a6nGneS

[Checkmate]

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On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 21:20:00 -0500 MK put forth the following notion,
which was duly noted and recorded:

A lot of people in Oklahoma use corn cobs.

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On 2020-03-25 4:59 a.m., Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate.
>
> On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 21:20:00 -0500 MK put forth the following notion,
> which was duly noted and recorded:
>
>
>>
>> "%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:d15k2u....@news.alt.net...
>>> On 2020-03-22 4:57 p.m., Pandora wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 22:07:23 +0000, Sn!pe wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Dechucka <Dech...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>> As it happens, we're saving newspapers now because we're down to our
>>>>>>> last two bog-rolls. Oh woe!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Don't flush shitty newspaper it doesn't dissolve and clogs the sewers,
>>>>>> bin it instead.
>>>>> False: it pulps well. Reinforced paper such as kitchen wipes or
>>>>> baby-type wet-wipes won't pulp. I have heard of a certain kind of
>>>>> colonial who, using dismembered T-shirts to wipe with.
>>>>> That is very definitely non-flushable.
>>>>
>>>> Yes it does. I remember when I was a kid and we ran out of tp we used
>>>> scrumpled up newspaper instead. If one really gets desperate, one can
>>>> use a rag and wash it.
>>>>
>>> how about just have a shower
>>
>> That was MY line! dammit
>
> A lot of people in Oklahoma use corn cobs.
>

i could rub a hand full of snow on it

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On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 20:07:45 -0400 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth

the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


>

> On Sun, 22 Mar 2020, Pandora <pan...@peak.org> wrote:

> >On Sun, 22 Mar 2020, Sn!pe wrote:
> >> Dechucka <Dech...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >>
> >>> > As it happens, we're saving newspapers now because we're down to our
> >>> > last two bog-rolls. Oh woe!
> >>> >
> >>> Don't flush shitty newspaper it doesn't dissolve and clogs the sewers,
> >>> bin it instead.
> >>
> >> False: it pulps well. Reinforced paper such as kitchen wipes or
> >> baby-type wet-wipes won't pulp. I have heard of a certain kind of
> >> colonial who, using dismembered T-shirts to wipe with.
> >> That is very definitely non-flushable.
> >
> >Yes it does. I remember when I was a kid and we ran out of tp we used
> >scrumpled up newspaper instead. If one really gets desperate, one can
> >use a rag and wash it.
>

> I'm not worried. There's tons of dried leaves
> lying about on the forest floor.

And soft fluffy bunnies!

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On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 20:50:39 -0400 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth

the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


>

> On Sun, 22 Mar 2020, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >On 2020-03-22, "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." wrote:
> >> On Sun, 22 Mar 2020, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> <...>
> >>
> >>> you pay for water , now that makes me feel sad
> >>
> >> Especially since they get about 100 inches a year.
> >> I wonder if they ever thought of digging a cistern?
> >>
> >that's no where near how much you get you should share
>
> Wrong, if I remember correctly, we get about 84 inches
> annually.

All at once, or just a few inches at a time?

[Checkmate]

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On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 18:58:03 -0600 Skeeter put forth the following

notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


>

> On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 20:50:39 -0400, "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."
> <greghall@høme.fake> wro

>
>
>
> > get about 84 inches
> >annually.
>

> a little post edit and i would be just like greg

There are other methods...

[MK]

"Checkmate" <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate.
>
> On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 20:50:39 -0400 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth
> the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:
>
>
>>
>> On Sun, 22 Mar 2020, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >On 2020-03-22, "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." wrote:
>> >> On Sun, 22 Mar 2020, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> <...>
>> >>
>> >>> you pay for water , now that makes me feel sad
>> >>
>> >> Especially since they get about 100 inches a year.
>> >> I wonder if they ever thought of digging a cistern?
>> >>
>> >that's no where near how much you get you should share
>>
>> Wrong, if I remember correctly, we get about 84 inches
>> annually.
>
> All at once, or just a few inches at a time?

I noticed you posted twice to this post in 3 minutes.
You must have been reeeeeeeaaaal exxxcccciiiitttteeeeeedddd.

LOL

[Checkmate]

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On Sun, 29 Mar 2020 01:49:26 -0500 MK put forth the following notion,

which was duly noted and recorded:


>
> "Checkmate" <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:d1jq9r.d...@news.alt.net...
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate.
> >
> > On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 20:50:39 -0400 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth
> > the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:
> >
> >
> >>
> >> On Sun, 22 Mar 2020, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >On 2020-03-22, "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." wrote:
> >> >> On Sun, 22 Mar 2020, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> <...>
> >> >>
> >> >>> you pay for water , now that makes me feel sad
> >> >>
> >> >> Especially since they get about 100 inches a year.
> >> >> I wonder if they ever thought of digging a cistern?
> >> >>
> >> >that's no where near how much you get you should share
> >>
> >> Wrong, if I remember correctly, we get about 84 inches
> >> annually.
> >
> > All at once, or just a few inches at a time?
>
> I noticed you posted twice to this post in 3 minutes.
> You must have been reeeeeeeaaaal exxxcccciiiitttteeeeeedddd.
>
> LOL

I posted replies to two different people, Stupid.

["Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."]

On Sat, 28 Mar 2020, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:

<...>

>I posted replies to two different people, Stupid.

Something's WRONG WITH MK lately. She's incoherent.
On the one hand she accuses of being a couple of fags
but, on the other hand, she keeps trying to get in on the
action. Creamy white anus, indeed! Now, I understand.

[%]

On 2020-03-29 11:31 a.m., "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." wrote:
> On Sat, 28 Mar 2020, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> <...>
>
>> I posted replies to two different people, Stupid.
>
> Something's WRONG WITH MK lately. She's incoherent.
> On the one hand she accuses of being a couple of fags
> but, on the other hand, she keeps trying to get in on the
> action. Creamy white anus, indeed! Now, I understand.
>
> LOL
>

i like a light tan myself

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On Sun, 29 Mar 2020 14:31:08 -0400 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth

the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


>

> On Sat, 28 Mar 2020, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> <...>
>
> >I posted replies to two different people, Stupid.
>
> Something's WRONG WITH MK lately. She's incoherent.
> On the one hand she accuses of being a couple of fags
> but, on the other hand, she keeps trying to get in on the
> action. Creamy white anus, indeed! Now, I understand.
>
> LOL

Bruce Jenner is more of a woman than Miss Shitty.

["Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."]

On Sun, 29 Mar 2020, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:

<...>

>Bruce Jenner is more of a woman than Miss Shitty.

Oh oh, now you've gone and done it. She'll fag lame
you for complimenting Bruce.