Waycross Tea-Bagger Death Prayer Misses Byrd, Hits Inhofe
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Rachel Slajda | December 22, 2009, 6:17PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0uxURKIFqU
Think Progress makes a great catch on C-SPAN this morning: Someone calls
in while Sen. John Barrasso (R-WY) is answering the lines, practically in
tears because Sen. Jim Inhofe (R-OK) missed this morning's procedural
vote on health care.
He was apparently concerned that -- after following Sen. Tom Coburn's (R-
OK) instructions to pray that someone couldn't make a manager's amendment
vote Sunday night -- his prayers for Sen. Robert Byrd (D-WV) to die
struck the wrong senator.
"Our small tea bag group here in Waycross, we got our vigil together and
took Dr. Coburn's instructions and prayed real hard that Sen. Byrd would
either die or couldn't show up at the vote the other night," the caller
said.
"How hard did you pray because I see one of our members was missing this
morning. Did it backfire on us? One of our members died? How hard did you
pray senator? Did you pray hard enough?" he continued, his voice
breaking.
Inhofe was at the Sunday vote, but missed another procedural vote this
morning.
Barrasso didn't really respond, but reassured the caller that Republicans
didn't need Inhofe there today. For the record, Inhofe is still quite
alive and plans to return to the Senate for later votes this week.
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Waycross is in Georgia's 1st Congressional District. Republican Jack
Kingston has been the 1st District's representative since 1992, and
here's his voting record:
http://www.votesmart.org/voting_category.php?can_id=26816
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betweentheeyes
news:Xns9CEA6241EE3AAp...@216.196.97.131...
> Tea Partier Calls C-SPAN,
<snip and NG snip>
gun group dumb ass
> NRACLAPTRAP
nraclaptrap
news:hgtngp$akh$1...@news.eternal-september.org:
> gun group dumb ass
It's called a newsgroup, punk.
You'd better find a gun newsgroup outside the talk.politics hierarchy if
you can't handle the fact that your base has gone religiously insane, now
praying that god kill 93 year old Senator Byrd who showed up for the
cloture vote in a fucking wheelchair, in a blizzard, shaming the
Republicans as they applauded him.
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen. And keep your shit-
stained fingers off the newsgroup headers or start your own fucking
thread, SORELOSERLOON...
Next.
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betweentheeyes
> "betweentheeyes" <between...@defendingThe2nd.org> wrote in
> news:hgtngp$akh$1...@news.eternal-september.org:
>
>
>> gun group dumb ass
>
> It's called a newsgroup, punk.
You can't be this stupid to continue to debate the concept of a topic?
> NRACLAPTRAP
5306 Dead, 439 since 1/20/09
The whiny little gun cunt might actually not get laughed at if he
wasn't constantly posting his obsessive gun drivel in our groups, you
know?
>> NRACLAPTRAP
>
>
nraclaptrap
$g7f$1...@news.eternal-september.org:
>>> gun group dumb ass
>>
>> It's called a newsgroup, punk.
> <snip>
>
> You can't
<snip>
<plonk>
<laugh>
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Klaus Schadenfreude
>"betweentheeyes" <between...@defendingThe2nd.org> wrote in
>news:hgtngp$akh$1...@news.eternal-september.org:
>
>
>> gun group dumb ass
>
>It's called a newsgroup, punk.
And the topic is talk.politics.guns, you stupid lard-ass. No WONDER
you people could punch a chad correctly, you're too fucking stupid to
know what a topic is.
Klaus Schadenfreude
<ze...@finestplanet.com> wrote:
We merely respond to the drivel your obese drunken pal posts. We know
you enjoy our snappy comebacks so just sit back, light one up, and
enjoy.
5306 Dead, 439 since 1/20/09
"Light one up." Wow. Another right winger whose mother was frightened
by a hippie.
5306 Dead, 439 since 1/20/09
...he says, posting his guncunt crap to two non-gun groups.
Klaus Schadenfreude
wrote:
That's how I figured you'd react. Then, what- you stare at your hand
for a couple of hours, right?
Klaus Schadenfreude
wrote:
>On Thu, 24 Dec 2009 04:00:36 -0800, Klaus Schadenfreude wrote:
Lee said it was all right, so fuck off, stoner.
5306 Dead, 439 since 1/20/09
Did your momma warn you not to marry and hippie boys, Klod?
5306 Dead, 439 since 1/20/09
No, I just stare at my screen for a couple of seconds and think, "wow,
he's got as many mental dysfunctions going on as the child molester."
Klaus Schadenfreude
Either way, I'm sure it works for you, dumb ass.
Klaus Schadenfreude
Is "fuck off, stoner" too much for your tiny brain to comprehend?
5306 Dead, 439 since 1/20/09
But it's so much fun to poke you with a sharp stick and watch you grunt
and twitch. For you, that's intellectual stimulation.
Klaus Schadenfreude
wrote:
>On Fri, 25 Dec 2009 04:10:30 -0800, Klaus Schadenfreude wrote:
>
>> In talk.politics.guns "5306 Dead, 439 since 1/20/09"
>> <ze...@finestplanet.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 24 Dec 2009 13:22:54 -0800, Klaus Schadenfreude
>>><klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>In talk.politics.guns "5306 Dead, 439 since 1/20/09" <de...@dead.com>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Thu, 24 Dec 2009 04:00:36 -0800, Klaus Schadenfreude wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> In talk.politics.guns nraclaptrap <nracl...@invalid.invalid>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"betweentheeyes" <between...@defendingThe2nd.org> wrote in
>>>>>>>news:hgtngp$akh$1...@news.eternal-september.org:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> gun group dumb ass
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>It's called a newsgroup, punk.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And the topic is talk.politics.guns, you stupid lard-ass. No WONDER
>>>>>> you people could punch a chad correctly, you're too fucking stupid
>>>>>> to know what a topic is.
>>>>>
>>>>>...he says, posting his guncunt crap to two non-gun groups.
>>>>
>>>>Lee said it was all right, so fuck off, stoner.
>>>
>>>Did your momma warn you
>>
>> Is "fuck off, stoner" too much for your tiny brain to comprehend?
>
>But it's so much fun
for you to get bitch-slapped between bong hits.
5306 Dead, 439 since 1/20/09
I love watching you crop my responses because you lack the wit to come
back with anything.
You're just a barrel of laughs, Klod.
Klaus Schadenfreude
You need a fuckin' hobby, then, Zepp. Meanwhile, you just keep your
comments to yourself.
5306 Dead, 439 since 1/20/09
Kissy, kissy. Ho, ho, ho.
JG
> Tea Partier Calls C-SPAN, Worried His Prayers ForByrdTo Die Got Inhofe
> Instead
>
> Rachel Slajda | December 22, 2009, 6:17PM
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0uxURKIFqU
>
> Think Progress makes a great catch on C-SPAN this morning: Someone calls
> in while Sen. John Barrasso (R-WY) is answering the lines, practically in
> tears because Sen. Jim Inhofe (R-OK) missed this morning's procedural
> vote on health care.
>
> He was apparently concerned that -- after following Sen. TomCoburn's(R-
> vote Sunday night -- his prayers for Sen. RobertByrd(D-WV) to die
> struck the wrong senator.
>
> "Our small tea bag group here in Waycross, we got our vigil together and
> either die or couldn't show up at the vote the other night," the caller
> said.
>
> morning. Did it backfire on us? One of our members died? How hard did youpraysenator? Did youprayhard enough?" he continued, his voice
> breaking.
>
> Inhofe was at the Sunday vote, but missed another procedural vote this
> morning.
>
> Barrasso didn't really respond, but reassured the caller that Republicans
> didn't need Inhofe there today. For the record, Inhofe is still quite
> alive and plans to return to the Senate for later votes this week.
>
This is frickin hillarious, the fundie prayer mojo misfires and whacks
Inwhore instead. Plus the frickin state gets nailed with a g-d damn
blizzard. Meanwhile the Victorious Union North gets a nice dusting of
snow. He-frickin-hee..haw.
A true festivus miracle !