Huckabee "jokes" about Obama Assassination
Speeders & Drunk Drivers are MURDERERS
Huckabee quips about gun aimed at Obama
By BRETT BARROUQUERE, Associated Press Writer Fri May 16, 6:01 PM ET
LOUISVILLE, Ky. - Republican Mike Huckabee responded to an offstage noise
during his speech to the National Rifle Association by suggesting it was
Barack Obama diving to the floor because someone had aimed a gun at him.
Hearing a loud noise and interrupting his speech, Huckabee said: "That was
Barack Obama. He just tripped off a chair. He's getting ready to speak and
somebody aimed a gun at him and he — he dove for the floor."
There were only a few murmurs in the crowd after the remark.
The Obama campaign had no comment.
(snip)
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This was a calculated remark, i guarantee it. The War Profiteers that
really run america ordered Huck to send obama a message that the wars must
continue. .
Felix D.
"Frog" <Fr...@no.spam> wrote in message news:g0llk...@drn.newsguy.com...
>A right-winged wanker
Thank you for the sensitive, penetrating political insight. You have quite
a mind.
<puke>
Speeders & Drunk Drivers are MURDERERS
wrote:
> Waiving the right to remain silent, "Speeders & Drunk Drivers are MURDERERS"
> <xeton2...@yahoo.com> said:
>
> > This was a calculated remark, i guarantee it. The War Profiteers that
> > really run america ordered Huck to send obama a message that the wars must
> > continue.
>
>
Ah yes, every time a repug says something terrible, the shills crawl
out of the woodwork and tell us he simply "misspoke".
Greg Procter
> to be known by his correct title of Sheeple.
"Le Mouton".
Sarah Czepiel
MURDERERS" <bet...@earthlink.net> wrote:
:>On May 16, 11:22 pm, Larry in AZ <usen...@DE.LETE.THISljvideo.com>
And Obammy's " 57 States" is what?
SaPeIsMa
"Sarah Czepiel" <nine...@cox.net> wrote in message
news:pu4v241j583753fnq...@4ax.com...
Maybe he was trying to include Canada and forgot that Canada has 10
provinces instead of states ?
Or maybe he was thinking of the northernmost states of Mexico.
Buck Mulligan
>> And Obammy's " 57 States" is what?
>
>Maybe he was trying to include Canada and forgot that Canada has 10
>provinces instead of states ?
> Or maybe he was thinking of the northernmost states of Mexico.
I think he was thinking of Mrs. Heinz-Kerry's 57 Varieties.
Hey, quick show of hands- who's glad that bitch never became first
lady?
Greg Procter
You're forgetting the US states of Arrogance, Ignorance, Stupidity,
Intolerance, Conformity, Violence and Obesity.
Sarah Czepiel
wrote:
:>
:>"Sarah Czepiel" <nine...@cox.net> wrote in message
Or the 57 Islamic States.....
PLMerite
"Greg Procter" <pro...@ihug.co.nz> wrote in message
news:482F9F98...@ihug.co.nz...
>
> You're forgetting the US states of Arrogance, Ignorance, Stupidity,
> Intolerance, Conformity, Violence and Obesity.
Opines the representative of the State of Envy.
Regards, PLMerite
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Gray Ghost
news:234acf23-3bf6-4fa9...@i36g2000prf.googlegroups.com:
Isn't it the same with Democrats? How many lies per mile have been told by
Hill and Barry that have been sloughed off as misspeaking?
Obama's habdwritten notes on a survey he never saw, let alone answered?
Hillary and the sniper incident.
Please. Your guys are not Virgins in white any more than ours are. When you
get something substantive, post.
And Huckabbe is a moron.
Frank
Greg Procter
>
> "Greg Procter" <pro...@ihug.co.nz> wrote in message
> news:482F9F98...@ihug.co.nz...
> >
> > You're forgetting the US states of Arrogance, Ignorance, Stupidity,
> > Intolerance, Conformity, Violence and Obesity.
>
> Opines the representative of the State of Envy.
>
> Regards, PLMerite
You're still suffering from lack of self-esteem, I see.
Greg Procter
>
> Waiving the right to remain silent, Sarah Czepiel <nine...@cox.net>
Has the US got 57 virgins?
Buck Mulligan
The girls married New Zealanders, but couldn't consummate their
marriage due to their NZ husbands' tiny dicks.
Greg Procter
Yank women have vaginas worn that slack before marriage???
Buck Mulligan
They don't have to even be _open_ to be too big for Kiwis.
Sarah Czepiel
<use...@DE.LETE.THISljvideo.com> wrote:
:>Waiving the right to remain silent, Sarah Czepiel <nine...@cox.net>
:>said:
:>
:>> On Sat, 17 May 2008 21:46:14 -0500, "SaPeIsMa" <SaPe...@Hotmail.com>
:>
:>57 Virgins..?
Sounds like a rip-off.
Greg Procter
Obviously you're confusing yank womens' mouths for vaginas.
Have you ever seen either?
Buck Mulligan
Maybe you're confusing women with sheep. Was your mother the last cunt
you've ever actually been inside of?
Greg Procter
Hey Buck, you're the one claiming expert knowledge on the size of men's
penises - and now you're confusing your own experience of the opposite
sex as being mine.
I honestly wouldn't have a single clue about the size of other males'
erections, but I've had no complaints from women, yank, kiwi or
otherwise.
Regards,
Greg.P.
Buck Mulligan
You're just NOW working up the nerve to defend the men of New Zealand?
I guess you don't have any balls, either.
Greg Procter
Why would I need to defend the men of New Zealand? Do you imagine you're
some sort of threat? LOL.
Balls? Sure, I've fathered two children that I recognise - case closed.
As for you, I'd guess you've fathered some really bad breath amongst
your gay friends.
(or is "friends" to strong a term for you?)
Regards,
Greg.P.
Buck Mulligan
>Buck Mulligan wrote:
>>
>> In talk.politics.guns Greg Procter <pro...@ihug.co.nz> wrote:
>>
>> >> Maybe you're confusing women with sheep. Was your mother the last cunt
>> >> you've ever actually been inside of?
>> >
>> >
>> >Hey Buck, you're the one claiming expert knowledge on the size of men's
>> >penises
>>
>> You're just NOW working up the nerve to defend the men of New Zealand?
>> I guess you don't have any balls, either.
>
>
>Why would I need to defend the men of New Zealand?
Oh, so you're admitting they're all undersized. Roger that.
Greg Procter
Hi Buck,
so far you've claimed knowledge of a representative group of New Zealand
penises and a representative group of (US) penises - the only real
possibility there is that you're rabidly homosexual and on the game.
Further, you're into beastiality and fucking your mother to the point
where you consider both those deviances to be normal. I have no
experience of those deviances.
As I've already said, I have _no_ experience of the average sizes of NZ
and yank penises so I'm forced to accept your judgements.
Regards,
Greg.P.
Greg Procter
>
> Waiving the right to remain silent, Buck Mulligan <bkmul...@comcast.net>
Larry the Frog comes out in favour of beastiality!
Greg.P.
Speeders & Drunk Drivers are MURDERERS
> On Sat, 17 May 2008 08:21:38 -0700 (PDT), "Speeders & Drunk Drivers
>
> >Ah yes, every time a repug says something terrible, the shills crawl
> >out of the woodwork and tell us he simply "misspoke".
>
> Oh please, Poo La Larry isn't bright enough to be a shill. He prefers
> to be known by his correct title of Sheeple.
Doesn't take brains to be a paid govt shill. In fact most of the
PGSes are idiots who can't handle a real job and that's why they take
this crummy $4 a hour govt job to spread lies on the internet.
Ken Ehrett
>On May 16, 11:22 pm, Larry in AZ <usen...@DE.LETE.THISljvideo.com>
>wrote:
>> Waiving the right to remain silent, "Speeders & Drunk Drivers are MURDERERS"
>> <xeton2...@yahoo.com> said:
>>
>> > This was a calculated remark, i guarantee it. The War Profiteers that
>> > really run america ordered Huck to send obama a message that the wars must
>> > continue.
>>
>> It was a stupid remark, and you're an imbecile.
>>
>
>
>Ah yes, every time a repug says something terrible, the shills crawl
>out of the woodwork and tell us he simply "misspoke".
Laura, you say stupid things every time you open your fat mentally ill
mouth and no one ever claims you misspoke. No wonder you're not a
Republican since you obviously take pride in your ignorance.
Buck Mulligan
:The girls married New Zealanders, but couldn't consummate their
:marriage due to their NZ husbands' tiny dicks.
>so far you've claimed knowledge of a representative group of New Zealand
>penises and a representative group of (US) penises
Um, Greg? Girls don't have penises. Well, they don't in the US,
anyway.
Kadaitcha Man
news:0tq2341fsqoek11m4...@4ax.com...
> In the same way that men in the US lack testicles?
Hm. Two posts from you a few minutes apart, both going on about testicles.
Hiding something, are you? Hmmmm?
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Greg Procter
Right, so some umm-female claiming to be a New Zealand chick feed you a
line that yank guys have bigger penises than NZ guys! Did she give you
your wallet back after she cleaned it out???
I was watching one of those psychology TV programmes last night - they
said you homosexual types have bigger penises than we straight guys. I
guess that might explain your confusion.
Greg Procter
I'm wondering if Buck has sampled a representitive collection (say 10%)
of US and NZ women's opinions,
(300 million + 4 million / 2 x 10% = 15.2 million) or an equal number of
erect penises?
I presume, as he is making his claim categorically, that he has sampled
that many penises.
Well, if he charged 2c a time like Sarah, he must be an extremely well
reamed multi-millionare!
Regards,
Greg.P.
Buck Mulligan
>Buck Mulligan wrote:
>>
>> In talk.politics.guns Greg Procter <pro...@ihug.co.nz> wrote:
>> ::>Has the US got 57 virgins?
>> :The girls married New Zealanders, but couldn't consummate their
>> :marriage due to their NZ husbands' tiny dicks.
>>
>> >so far you've claimed knowledge of a representative group of New Zealand
>> >penises and a representative group of (US) penises
>>
>> Um, Greg? Girls don't have penises. Well, they don't in the US,
>> anyway.
>
>Right, so some umm-female claiming to be a New Zealand chick feed you a
>line that yank guys have bigger penises than NZ guys!
You're having a reading comprehension problem, which isn't surprising
considering the amount of time you spend worrying about your
extra-small penis.
Are you always this stupid, Greg?
Greg Procter
I've read you from start to finish, Bucko. Don't worry though, I'm not
prejudiced against queers and poofters like you.
Buck Mulligan
You don't know what reading comprehension is, do you Greg? [chuckle]
Maybe that's why you're so jealous of the United States.
Buck Mulligan
>Dave Witmarsh wrote:
>>
>> On Mon, 19 May 2008 04:01:39 -0700, Buck Mulligan
>> <bkmul...@comcast.net> wrote:
>>
>> >In talk.politics.guns Greg Procter <pro...@ihug.co.nz> wrote:
>> >
>> >
>> >:The girls married New Zealanders, but couldn't consummate their
>> >:marriage due to their NZ husbands' tiny dicks.
>> >
>> >>so far you've claimed knowledge of a representative group of New Zealand
>> >>penises and a representative group of (US) penises
>> >
>> >Um, Greg? Girls don't have penises. Well, they don't in the US,
>> >anyway.
>> In the same way that men in the US lack testicles?
>
>
>I'm wondering if Buck has sampled a representitive collection (say 10%)
>of US and NZ women's opinions,
You're wondering that because you can't comprehend what you read. Try
starting from the beginning.
Greg Procter
You fuckwits don't even understand writing comprehension, let alone ...
Come to that, you don't even understand word comprehension.
Greg Procter
>
> In talk.politics.guns Greg Procter <pro...@ihug.co.nz> wrote:
>
> >Dave Witmarsh wrote:
> >>
> >> On Mon, 19 May 2008 04:01:39 -0700, Buck Mulligan
> >> <bkmul...@comcast.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >In talk.politics.guns Greg Procter <pro...@ihug.co.nz> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >:The girls married New Zealanders, but couldn't consummate their
> >> >:marriage due to their NZ husbands' tiny dicks.
> >> >
> >> >>so far you've claimed knowledge of a representative group of New Zealand
> >> >>penises and a representative group of (US) penises
> >> >
> >> >Um, Greg? Girls don't have penises. Well, they don't in the US,
> >> >anyway.
> >> In the same way that men in the US lack testicles?
> >
> >
> >I'm wondering if Buck has sampled a representitive collection (say 10%)
> >of US and NZ women's opinions,
>
> You're wondering that because you can't comprehend what you read. Try
> starting from the beginning.
The beginning? The point where you gathered the idiocy of varying penis
charateristics???
MB
Ken Ehrett <ya...@olg.com> wrote:
> On Sat, 17 May 2008 08:21:38 -0700 (PDT), "Speeders & Drunk Drivers
> are MURDERERS" <bet...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
> >On May 16, 11:22 pm, Larry in AZ <usen...@DE.LETE.THISljvideo.com>
> >wrote:
> >> Waiving the right to remain silent, "Speeders & Drunk Drivers are
> >> MURDERERS"
> >> <xeton2...@yahoo.com> said:
> >>
> >> > This was a calculated remark, i guarantee it. The War Profiteers that
> >> > really run america ordered Huck to send obama a message that the wars
> >> > must
> >> > continue.
The wars SOOOO NEED TO STOP. At least babysitting the civil war in
Iraq. Terrorist are in so many places OTHER THAN IRAQ, plus the cost,
it is just a joke.
I am a liberal, but seeing mccain on SNL talking about pork barrel
spending, I thought "if you just would end the war which is crippling
us, I would vote for you."
Buck Mulligan
Yes, the beginning. You remember, the point at which you first
starting making an ass of yourself.
Poetic Justice
There is alway a limit to public acceptance of jokes..... killing real
people tends to lose it's funny quotient real fast.
Poetic Justice
> On Mon, 19 May 2008 04:01:39 -0700, Buck Mulligan
> <bkmul...@comcast.net> wrote:
>
closely.
Poetic Justice
I think the underlying problem is distinguishing between the sexes, It
may be that Zealanders think sex is distinguished, not by the parts but
by who's on top.
Poetic Justice
Liberalism is seeking to be your best at mediocrity.
Greg Procter
So now you're claiming that you're so stupid that there was no
beginning! That's entirely believable.
Greg Procter
You're trying to apply US "values" to New Zealand.
Greg Procter
Ken will never achieve that.
Poetic Justice
Set the Bar high....
Greg Procter
You want him to hang himself???
Any higher and he won't be able to reach it as he crawls under.
Buck Mulligan
the same thing. You inability to comprehend puts this conversation in
serious jeopardy.
Greg Procter
Buck, old idiot, it was you claiming you'd experienced a sufficiently
large number of US and NZ penises to be able to make a comparitive
judgement - what more did you want to add to that?
Buck Mulligan
How about that you're delusional, since I never said anything like
that?
I do regret mentioning small NZ penii, however, since now it would
seem you can't get your mind of them.
Greg Procter
You have a very short memory! (now there's aurprise)
Quote:
">> >> >> >> >:The girls married New Zealanders, but couldn't consummate
their
>> >> >> >> >:marriage due to their NZ husbands' tiny dicks."
> I do regret mentioning small NZ penii, however, since now it would
> seem you can't get your mind of them.
It's _your_ mind that's in question - or had you forgotten that too?
Buck Mulligan
Thanks for proving yourself wrong- saved me a lot of trouble.
>> I do regret mentioning small NZ penii, however, since now it would
>> seem you can't get your mind of them.
>
>It's my mind that's in question
Not really. We already knew your mind was fucked up. But you're from
NZ and that is to be expected.