After all the holiday excitement, things have slowed down again, though at
least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
Unabomber Surprise Award:
[ ] Dusty Staccato
[ ] If it doesn't say "Nadegda <nad31...@gmail.invalid>" in the From and come via Eternal-September, it's phony and won't even be shredded and used to line Fluffy's litter box. Real ballots from known kooks might be dignified with Fluffy's attention, and ballots from kookologists and anyone else without a recent history of winning kook awards will actually be counted
[ ] shit-for-brains
[ ] Overqualified for NAMBLA
[ ] I should clarify
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! I THINK I don't think Scott Oof <
sc...@oof.org> had any understanding of YOUR kind of BBS. IS GAY... agrees with Nads!
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[ ] If it will help So, The only reason the new Socialist-controlled Democratic party is still beating this dead horse, is they know they're in deep shit for the deliberate FISA fraud that started all of this, and that information is about to come out. People are going to be going to prison, and it won't be Trump. goes to NYC to have a $1000/plate fundraiser to stop trolling I am all for it. 100%. Please do!
[ ]
https://www.fbi.gov/phpmyadmin/scripts/setup.php
William F. Buckley "Stop!" Award:
[ ] Solaris fairie tales
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's peregrine falcon
[ ] My Name Is Bert
[ ] Hacking Linux fan fiction
[ ] Stick a fork in Trump ... he's done
[ ] Bert Snurt
[ ] Mark 'The Flooder' Bilk gets excited that Steve Petruzzellis is on the other end.
[ ] Back on topic ... New rules as of early 2016: ballots may be posted in either alt.fan.cyberchicken or alt.usenet.kooks to be counted. doesn't need to respond anymore because Marek proved that it was the VPN service adding the errant headers and signature line for Avast.
[ ] Kim Kardashian Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers and
https://twitter.com/Popehat caused all the violence yesterday
Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award:
[ ] Mr. CluelessOne
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Carl Fontana Rusty Trombone Award:
[ ] Sergeant Prepper's Lonely HOLY FUCK DID YOU LOCK THE DOOR TO THE IMPENETRABLE BUNKER Heart's Club Band
[ ] you sound mentally disturbed, maybe you should post in ASM, the land of the mentally disturbed.
[ ] Rasmusen Yassen
[ ] Nads is a lefty Kook. Can safely be ignored.
[ ] Virtual Balboa
[ ] everyone else here, including Not only is COLA infested, but this crappy THREAD has been polluted by Molecular Lionel in all of his Degenerate forms ... ALREADY. Try taking a sleeping pill everyone else here, including myself. Better yet, take the entire bottle of sleeping pills.
[ ] Tee Hee... You Know You're Telling The Truth and Doing Something Right, When The Cowardly Nazi Little Basement Trolls Start Forging
The Donald Duck Misogyny Award:
[ ] Ooooh!
[ ] Sandyman
[ ] FYI, MK is no lesbo!
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[ ] Rick Sabian 1 year ago If you think keeping transactions under $10K is "legal," and will protect you, you'd better learn what "structuring" means real quick.
[ ] Gorman IS Arizonaโs A New Day, A New Dawn, & Klaus Schadenfreude is Still a Total Scum Bucket that is rotten to the core. Ooooh! and I donโt mean that as a compliment.
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[ ] Bobbie Sellers
Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award:
[ ] Paul DarbyShire
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[ ] Cujo DeEmmett <
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[ ] Databasix Fan
[ ] This is brilliantly twisted
[ ] I've given John Dean Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for President Harding.
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[ ] Finding Girls for Date | Women Seeking Men for Bang Tonight
George Pickett Memorial Trophy Award:
[ ] Neal Warren's pedo sock parade
[ ] the Prescott Parasite
[ ] VMS peculiarities
[ ] Copying fakey like that only proves what I said about you. You have a weak and dependent personality.
[ ] Also, it's not how big you make it, it's how you make it big.
[ ] the bogus spaces in your Newsgroups: line giving away that you're using the same borked news agent he uses, plus haunting the same newsgroups *and* being extremely butthurt at kensi and myself, there's really no-one else you could plausibly be, except for a slight chance that you're his wanna-be protege, Gurgles. BETTER Than Boycotting Eliminating unwanted commercial spam that meets NoCeM criteria is not censorship. It's just good housekeeping. in all of its forms 57497
The Scrap the Awards Award:
[ ] Over a hundred new posts, the majority of which were
Threaded like this:
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Checkmate
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Skeeter
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Etc, etc, etc.
[ ] Did You Catch The Hidden Message Behind Lady Gaga's Outfit Last Night?
[ ] Cliven Bundy
AKA: The poster formerly known as
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[ ] Dirk Funk
[ ] Stop complaining. They love complaints. Just filter them.
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Paul Derbyshire Magic Mushroom Memorial Award:
[ ] I know this is old news and some will say I'm ranting, piss on those folks. I was off Usenet for almost a year, when I came back the lawsuit thing was going on, I only made a couple statements typical of my typing before thinking routine. The next thing I know I'm getting a call from NextSTEP jamborees, <he's actually a pretty nice guy> I just moved into a new place, new job and new girlfriend, I was happy, I didn't need that shit in my life, a few strokes on the keyboard and it was over. I'm not spending a shitload of money defending myself over stupid usenet shit. Don't tell me "Old style" TV was rayciss 'n sheeit wouldn't have done the same.
[ ] Jack Maniacky
[ ] Cujo DeRhondaDying <
cu...@petitmorte.net>
[ ] Stormy Daniels
[ ] Harley Racket
Hal Linden My Name is Really Harold Lipshitz Award:
[ ] "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yecch_master.fake>
[ ] Darryl Archideld circus
[ ] Another boatload of shit arrives in alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
[ ] Douglas from Best Services
[ ]
skepticult.org
[ ] Wader of Doom
[ ] As I have noted many times, people in COLA see The poor, doomed Gaying up yet another thread, faggot? as pretty much having god-like powers... being able to do what nobody else can do. This is just yet another example.
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[ ] Peg Leg Howell