Oosik:
Just as an aside, were you able to perceive any beauty at all?
(snip)
... The "stuffing" was not done by myself but by a specialized kind of
artist you
might call a "taxidermist". The art of Nature and its preservation by a
skilled artisan was there for you to enjoy. Maybe you'd be less harshly
judgemental of the "Piss Christ"?
Rat:
Of course. Nobody was killed to produce that. All
they had to do was piss into a container.
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... perhaps "The Madonna in Elelphant Dung" would have been a better choice?