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odin

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Nov 11, 2009, 10:13:48 AM11/11/09
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According to the Church of Ziontology ecclesiastical doctrines, the
Higgs boson is and abomination to the lord.

Boikat

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Nov 11, 2009, 10:26:50 AM11/11/09
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On Nov 11, 9:13 am, odin <odinoo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> According to the Church of Ziontology ecclesiastical doctrines, the
> Higgs boson is and abomination to the lord.

That must be why he keeps breaking the LHC.

Boikat

J. J. Lodder

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Nov 11, 2009, 5:12:15 PM11/11/09
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odin <odin...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> According to the Church of Ziontology ecclesiastical doctrines, the
> Higgs boson is and abomination to the lord.

And their reason for this doctrine is?

Jan

Burkhard

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Nov 11, 2009, 5:31:56 PM11/11/09
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On 11 Nov., 15:13, odin <odinoo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> According to the Church of Ziontology ecclesiastical doctrines, the
> Higgs boson is and abomination to the lord.

I thought it was Higg's bosom you found objectionable??

Michael Siemon

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Nov 11, 2009, 6:00:58 PM11/11/09
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In article
<006babda-9676-4d25...@p35g2000yqh.googlegroups.com>,
Burkhard <b.sc...@ed.ac.uk> wrote:

I suspose there is/should-be a field of Einsteinian (relativistic?)
Bosom statistics.

Desertphile

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Nov 11, 2009, 6:15:04 PM11/11/09
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It would show that their god is a scalar elementary particle.


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odin

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Nov 11, 2009, 10:16:11 PM11/11/09
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On Nov 11, 2:12 pm, nos...@de-ster.demon.nl (J. J. Lodder) wrote:

As with all ecclesiastical doctrines, its just flat out fiat.

Walter Bushell

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Nov 12, 2009, 12:03:59 AM11/12/09
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In article <1bhmf5prrv7smcf4h...@4ax.com>,
Desertphile <deser...@invalid-address.net> wrote:

> On Wed, 11 Nov 2009 23:12:15 +0100, nos...@de-ster.demon.nl (J. J.
> Lodder) wrote:
>
> > odin <odin...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > > According to the Church of Ziontology ecclesiastical doctrines, the
> > > Higgs boson is and abomination to the lord.
>
> > And their reason for this doctrine is?
>
> It would show that their god is a scalar elementary particle.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain lion?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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Walter Bushell

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Nov 12, 2009, 12:07:35 AM11/12/09
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In article
<mlsiemon-8B2744...@c-61-68-245-199.per.connect.net.au>,
Michael Siemon <mlsi...@sonic.net> wrote:

Quantum Bosom Statistics?

Matrix Bosom multiplication?


Bosom field theory?

Desertphile

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Nov 12, 2009, 2:09:22 AM11/12/09
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On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:03:59 -0500, Walter Bushell
<pr...@panix.com> wrote:

> In article <1bhmf5prrv7smcf4h...@4ax.com>,
> Desertphile <deser...@invalid-address.net> wrote:
>
> > On Wed, 11 Nov 2009 23:12:15 +0100, nos...@de-ster.demon.nl (J. J.
> > Lodder) wrote:
> >
> > > odin <odin...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >
> > > > According to the Church of Ziontology ecclesiastical doctrines, the
> > > > Higgs boson is and abomination to the lord.
> >
> > > And their reason for this doctrine is?
> >
> > It would show that their god is a scalar elementary particle.

> What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain lion?
> Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

I'm fleaing this thread.

Devils Advocaat

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Nov 12, 2009, 3:42:17 AM11/12/09
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On 12 Nov, 07:09, Desertphile <desertph...@invalid-address.net> wrote:
> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:03:59 -0500, Walter Bushell
>
>
>
>
>
> <pr...@panix.com> wrote:
> > In article <1bhmf5prrv7smcf4he42gfm5uo8cjvl...@4ax.com>,

> >  Desertphile <desertph...@invalid-address.net> wrote:
>
> > > On Wed, 11 Nov 2009 23:12:15 +0100, nos...@de-ster.demon.nl (J. J.
> > > Lodder) wrote:
>
> > > > odin <odinoo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > > > > According to the Church of Ziontology ecclesiastical doctrines, the
> > > > > Higgs boson is and abomination to the lord.
>
> > > > And their reason for this doctrine is?
>
> > > It would show that their god is a scalar elementary particle.
> > What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain lion?
> > Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
>
> I'm fleaing this thread.

Leaving the tic behind :P
>
> --http://desertphile.org

Desertphile

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Nov 12, 2009, 10:36:47 AM11/12/09
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On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:42:17 -0800 (PST), Devils Advocaat
<mank...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> On 12 Nov, 07:09, Desertphile <desertph...@invalid-address.net> wrote:
> > On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:03:59 -0500, Walter Bushell
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > <pr...@panix.com> wrote:
> > > In article <1bhmf5prrv7smcf4he42gfm5uo8cjvl...@4ax.com>,
> > >  Desertphile <desertph...@invalid-address.net> wrote:
> >
> > > > On Wed, 11 Nov 2009 23:12:15 +0100, nos...@de-ster.demon.nl (J. J.
> > > > Lodder) wrote:
> >
> > > > > odin <odinoo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >
> > > > > > According to the Church of Ziontology ecclesiastical doctrines, the
> > > > > > Higgs boson is and abomination to the lord.
> >
> > > > > And their reason for this doctrine is?

> > > > It would show that their god is a scalar elementary particle.
> > > What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain lion?
> > > Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

> > I'm fleaing this thread.

> Leaving the tic behind :P

I was late for mass.


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odin

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Nov 12, 2009, 10:58:46 AM11/12/09
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On Nov 12, 7:36 am, Desertphile <desertph...@invalid-address.net>
wrote:

> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:42:17 -0800 (PST), Devils Advocaat
>
>
>
>
>
> <mankyg...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
> > On 12 Nov, 07:09, Desertphile <desertph...@invalid-address.net> wrote:
> > > On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:03:59 -0500, Walter Bushell
>
> > > <pr...@panix.com> wrote:
> > > > In article <1bhmf5prrv7smcf4he42gfm5uo8cjvl...@4ax.com>,
> > > >  Desertphile <desertph...@invalid-address.net> wrote:
>
> > > > > On Wed, 11 Nov 2009 23:12:15 +0100, nos...@de-ster.demon.nl (J. J.
> > > > > Lodder) wrote:
>
> > > > > > odin <odinoo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > > > > > > According to the Church of Ziontology ecclesiastical doctrines, the
> > > > > > > Higgs boson is and abomination to the lord.
>
> > > > > > And their reason for this doctrine is?
> > > > > It would show that their god is a scalar elementary particle.
> > > > What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain lion?
> > > > Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
> > > I'm fleaing this thread.
> > Leaving the tic behind :P
>
> I was late for mass.

Now I see the gravity of your situation.

Paul J Gans

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Nov 12, 2009, 12:47:37 PM11/12/09
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Walter Bushell <pr...@panix.com> wrote:
>In article
><mlsiemon-8B2744...@c-61-68-245-199.per.connect.net.au>,
> Michael Siemon <mlsi...@sonic.net> wrote:

>> In article
>> <006babda-9676-4d25...@p35g2000yqh.googlegroups.com>,
>> Burkhard <b.sc...@ed.ac.uk> wrote:
>>
>> > On 11 Nov., 15:13, odin <odinoo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> > > According to the Church of Ziontology ecclesiastical doctrines, the
>> > > Higgs boson is and abomination to the lord.
>> >
>> > I thought it was Higg's bosom you found objectionable??
>>
>> I suspose there is/should-be a field of Einsteinian (relativistic?)
>> Bosom statistics.

>Quantum Bosom Statistics?

>Matrix Bosom multiplication?


>Bosom field theory?

Hey, I cover that in class next week.... ;-)

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--- Paul J. Gans

Paul J Gans

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Nov 12, 2009, 12:47:01 PM11/12/09
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Walter Bushell <pr...@panix.com> wrote:
>In article <1bhmf5prrv7smcf4h...@4ax.com>,
> Desertphile <deser...@invalid-address.net> wrote:

>> On Wed, 11 Nov 2009 23:12:15 +0100, nos...@de-ster.demon.nl (J. J.
>> Lodder) wrote:
>>
>> > odin <odin...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> > > According to the Church of Ziontology ecclesiastical doctrines, the
>> > > Higgs boson is and abomination to the lord.
>>
>> > And their reason for this doctrine is?
>>
>> It would show that their god is a scalar elementary particle.

>What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain lion?

>Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Hmm. Might you have done a s/mountain lion/Sherpa/ to good effect?

heekster

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Nov 12, 2009, 4:42:37 PM11/12/09
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It the "bodacious mammalian sub-atomic particles" category,

J. J. Lodder

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Nov 13, 2009, 8:13:48 AM11/13/09
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Desertphile <deser...@invalid-address.net> wrote:

> On Wed, 11 Nov 2009 23:12:15 +0100, nos...@de-ster.demon.nl (J. J.
> Lodder) wrote:
>
> > odin <odin...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > > According to the Church of Ziontology ecclesiastical doctrines, the
> > > Higgs boson is and abomination to the lord.
>
> > And their reason for this doctrine is?
>
> It would show that their god is a scalar elementary particle.

If the scalar Higgs is not found
they'll start looking for the vector Higgs,

Jan

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