You're Full of Shit and You Don't Even Know It
Skipward Alonzogammystilch Freeman (No, Really)
Imagine that you've just dumped a big load and some guy comes in and
says he's gonna stuff that shit right back up where it came from. You'd
say "Oh, don't do that, that's gross!". But why would you say such a
thing? I mean *besides* the obvious reason that it would be gross for
some guy to shove *anything* up your...well, you know. But seriously,
why would you think it would be gross to have that shit back in your
body? I mean that's where it just came from, right? So, you see? If
people were really aware of just how full of shit they are, they'd be
so damned grossed out they wouldn't be able to take it. They'd probably
be jumping off of bridges and shit.
-Skipward
Miedvied
Most pathetic troll ever. Didn't even bother being an on-topic trolling,
or an inflammatory trolling.
Go back to school, child.
The Ghost In The Machine
<skipfr...@yahoo.com>
wrote
on 14 Apr 2005 11:55:01 -0700
<1113504901.1...@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>:
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=pica
(definition #2)
It's not quite the same thing, but it's not an unknown behavior.
Of course, considering that you've crossposted this thing
to, among other things, alt.sports.baseball.bos-redsox
(are they evolving into a dynasty?) and talk.origins (we
don't all live in Boston!), followups reset to talk.origins
exclusively.
As for pica: I do know that elephant manure has 40% of the
nutrient value of whatever went into the elephant, at least
if memory serves me correctly. It's very rich for gardening.
As for the Boston RedSox: Congratulations. But just wait till
*this* year... :-) The Giants will cream them -- just as soon
as we can take over the division lead from those darned Dodgers
and win the pennant from Oakland. Or would I want Oakland
to win the pennant? (As soon as they can get past the
"Los Angeles Angels from Anaheim". Ugh.)
As for the Yanks: Tied with Tampa? Not to mention Kansas City,
Oakland, Philly, Chicago, and Pittsburgh? What is the world
coming to? :-)
As for Skipward: try shoveling something more nutritious
to these newsgroups. :-P
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Pithecanthropus Erectus
I notice your California bias, but I don't really think that the Giants
could win the pennant from Oakland. Interleague play in MLB is only
during the regular season until the World Series. The A's or the Angels
would have to get through Minnesota to play against the Giants in the WS.
Or would I want Oakland
> to win the pennant? (As soon as they can get past the
> "Los Angeles Angels from Anaheim".
We should sign a petition to make them go back to being the "California
Angels." Life was so much simpler then. I wonder how long it will be
before they become the "Golden State Angels" or the "Orange County Angels?"
Ugh.)
>
> As for the Yanks: Tied with Tampa? Not to mention Kansas City,
> Oakland, Philly, Chicago, and Pittsburgh? What is the world
> coming to? :-)
>
> As for Skipward: try shoveling something more nutritious
> to these newsgroups. :-P
>
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