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His Highness Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises

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Nov 22, 2009, 2:39:43 PM11/22/09
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We say "He," "the Lord," etc... and do we have proof of that? That
implies a sexual life of some sort because nobody believes he has a
banana and that's good for nothing, huh?

Hetero, bi, homo or UNISEX? I guess unisex has a tendency to
masturbation. ;)


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"In the monkey world, a banana is a symbol of pride and it's put to
use as much as possible."

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His Highness Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises

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Nov 22, 2009, 8:14:27 PM11/22/09
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On Nov 22, 7:24 pm, "sanboz" <nos...@spamless.com> wrote:
> "His Highness Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of QuixoticEnterprises" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> news:1de2927e-0aa8-4497...@b2g2000yqi.googlegroups.com...

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> > We say "He," "the Lord," etc... and do we have proof of that? That
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> Does God Have Legs ?

According to the laws of evolution, he won't. Form follows function,
right?

He got wings.

Chorus:
Form follows function in all biology
Form follows function it's easy to see
A purpose you'll find in every design
Form follows function

An octopus has suction cups they help in picking something up
With the longest neck you'll reach the leaves that giraffes like to
eat
Insects have instead of skin, a hardened exoskeleton
Flying, soaring, hovering, birds can fly with feathered wings


Underwater breathing requires no skill if you're a fish with gills
To scare predators you can be a rattlesnake.
Just give your tail a little shake. Rattle! Rattle! Rattle!
Form follows function in all biology
Form follows function it's easy to see
A purpose you'll find in every design
Form follows function

http://www.songsforteaching.com/tickletunetyphoon/formfollowsfunction.htm

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