Tiger Woods and biology
UC
Julius Caesar was 52 when he met Cleopatra; she was 22. They had at
least one child.
Who doesn't like young cute girls?
Desertphile
"Like" in what way? Surely it depends upon the girl in question.
--
http://desertphile.org
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"Why aren't resurrections from the dead noteworthy?" -- Jim Rutz
Metspitzer
<deser...@invalid-address.net> wrote:
>On Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:08:37 -0800 (PST), UC
><uraniumc...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> Any evolutionary remarks anyone wanna make?
>>
>> Julius Caesar was 52 when he met Cleopatra; she was 22. They had at
>> least one child.
>>
>> Who doesn't like young cute girls?
>
>"Like" in what way? Surely it depends upon the girl in question.
As long as she is young and cute and female it doesn't
J. J. Lodder
> Any evolutionary remarks anyone wanna make?
>
> Julius Caesar was 52 when he met Cleopatra; she was 22. They had at
> least one child.
A clearly unfit one, who fatally attracted swords.
> Who doesn't like young cute girls?
Only if they have a nose like that,
Jan
Mitchell Coffey
> UC <uraniumcommit...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > Any evolutionary remarks anyone wanna make?
>
> > Julius Caesar was 52 when he met Cleopatra; she was 22. They had at
> > least one child.
>
> A clearly unfit one, who fatally attracted swords.
An epileptic to boot.
> > Who doesn't like young cute girls?
>
> Only if they have a nose like that,
Also it helps if there have a dynastic claim on the bread basket of
the Roman empire. I wouldn't doubt but Julius found that irresistible
in a woman.
Mitchell Coffey
UC
LOL. Surely you jest. He did every female he could lay hands on.
Burkhard
homosexual man and heterosexual girls?
UC
Nah, even gay guys would do Cleopatra
Mike V
It doesn't matter who likes cute young girls. What matters is who
*they* like. Wealth and fame usually helps.
Or having six-pack abs and vampire fangs.
Mvillanu
UC
"Sampson joins an assorted list of busty and usually blond cocktail
waitresses, aspiring models and nightclub promoters who have been
named as mistresses of Woods."
Burkhard
UC
Everyone likes busty blondes! There are evolutionary reasons for it...
Burkhard
And your post had any gay man or straight females loving them?
Baron Bodissey
I find them more tender when they're young. Best on a spit, basted
with beer and barbeque sauce.
Baron Bodissey
My mind is a scary place.
� The Tick
UC
Nope, liking busty blondes is evolutionarily wired into us:
http://www.amazon.com/Beautiful-People-Have-More-Daughters/dp/0399533656
William Morse
Desertphile
I know dozens and dozens of young and cute and female humans I
very much dislike.
Desertphile
<mct...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Dec 11, 2:08�pm, UC <uraniumcommit...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > Any evolutionary remarks anyone wanna make?
> >
> > Julius Caesar was 52 when he met Cleopatra; she was 22. They had at
> > least one child.
> >
> > Who doesn't like young cute girls?
> I find them more tender when they're young. Best on a spit, basted
> with beer and barbeque sauce.
"Stuffed and broiled." -- W.C. Fields
macaddicted
Clinton, done to the extreme:
I didn't have sex with that woman.
I did, however, have sex with that woman, and that woman, and that
woman...
--
macaddicted
Wisdom is radiant and unfading and she is easily discerned
by those who love her and is found by those who seek her.
Wisdom 6:12 (NRSV)
*Hemidactylus*
Thai, Vietnames, and Filipina babes are hot too. I could deal with a
night of Michelle Malkin's paranoid anti-immigrant rants if it meant I
could hook up with her. She's tons hotter than anyone Wood's *allegedly"
hooked up with.
--
~it ends here~
*Hemidactylus*
*Hemidactylus*
> On Dec 11, 2:08 pm, UC<uraniumcommit...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> Any evolutionary remarks anyone wanna make?
>>
>> Julius Caesar was 52 when he met Cleopatra; she was 22. They had at
>> least one child.
>>
>> Who doesn't like young cute girls?
>
> I find them more tender when they're young. Best on a spit, basted
> with beer and barbeque sauce.
>
*Hemidactylus*
busty and blone. Are you frickin' kidding me?
Give me Gabrielle Union or Thandie Newton any day of the week over
[vomit] Pamela Anderson or Britney Spears.
*Hemidactylus*
a while. It's great until you argue over whether to watch CNN or "Powder
Puff Girls". And it was awkward that her dad was only a couple years
older than me. My next girlfriend was 47. Damn what a difference a
couple decades makes.
Insert lyrics for song "Older Women".
Walter Bushell
*Hemidactylus* <ecph...@hotmail.com> wrote:
Hint separate TVs for couples, and computers.
--
A computer without Microsoft is like a chocolate cake without mustard.
Desertphile
macad...@REMOVETHISca.rr.com (macaddicted) wrote:
> UC <uraniumc...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > Any evolutionary remarks anyone wanna make?
> >
> > Julius Caesar was 52 when he met Cleopatra; she was 22. They had at
> > least one child.
> >
> > Who doesn't like young cute girls?
> Clinton, done to the extreme:
There is no evidence William Clinton is a pedophile.
> I didn't have sex with that woman.
>
> I did, however, have sex with that woman, and that woman, and that
> woman...
--
chris thompson
> On 12/11/2009 07:08 PM, UC wrote:
>
> >> On Dec 11, 11:40 pm, UC<uraniumcommit...@yahoo.com> 锟絯rote:
>
> >>> On Dec 11, 6:18 pm, Burkhard<b.scha...@ed.ac.uk> 锟絯rote:
>
> >>>> On Dec 11, 7:08 pm, UC<uraniumcommit...@yahoo.com> 锟絯rote:
>
> >>>>> Any evolutionary remarks anyone wanna make?
>
> >>>>> Julius Caesar was 52 when he met Cleopatra; she was 22. They had at
> >>>>> least one child.
>
> >>>>> Who doesn't like young cute girls?
>
> >>>> homosexual man and heterosexual girls?
>
> >>> "Sampson joins an assorted list of busty and usually blond cocktail
> >>> waitresses, aspiring models and nightclub promoters who have been
> >>> named as mistresses of Woods."
>
> >>>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/golf/tigerwoods/6754306/Tiger-Woods-...
>
> >> Your point?
>
> > Everyone likes busty blondes! There are evolutionary reasons for it...
>
> I like dark-skinned Latinas with big butts. I've refuted your assertion.
>
> Thai, Vietnames, and Filipina babes are hot too. I could deal with a
> night of Michelle Malkin's paranoid anti-immigrant rants if it meant I
> could hook up with her. She's tons hotter than anyone Wood's *allegedly"
> hooked up with.
>
> --
> ~it ends here~
> *Hemidactylus*
As to my preferences, I would say, in order:
Miss Vietnam
Miss China
(hmmm see a pattern?)
Miss Zimbabwe
Miss Ireland
or
But evidently Miss Gibraltar won.
As for Michell Malkin- no thank you. I would rather spend an evening
with Maureen Dowd- beauty, brains, AND a soul that hasn't atrophied
into a withered husk.
Chris
Metspitzer
<deser...@invalid-address.net> wrote:
>On Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:31:05 -0800,
>macad...@REMOVETHISca.rr.com (macaddicted) wrote:
>
>> UC <uraniumc...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> > Any evolutionary remarks anyone wanna make?
>> >
>> > Julius Caesar was 52 when he met Cleopatra; she was 22. They had at
>> > least one child.
>> >
>> > Who doesn't like young cute girls?
>
>> Clinton, done to the extreme:
>
>There is no evidence William Clinton is a pedophile.
>
er.......young does not mean underage.
Frank J
> Any evolutionary remarks anyone wanna make?
>
> Julius Caesar was 52 when he met Cleopatra; she was 22. They had at
> least one child.
>
> Who doesn't like young cute girls?
Most young cute girls.
Desertphile
Girls does.
Ye Old One
<deser...@invalid-address.net> enriched this group when s/he wrote:
>On Sat, 12 Dec 2009 16:21:05 -0500, Metspitzer
><kilo...@charter.net> wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 12 Dec 2009 13:13:11 -0700, Desertphile
>> <deser...@invalid-address.net> wrote:
>>
>> >On Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:31:05 -0800,
>> >macad...@REMOVETHISca.rr.com (macaddicted) wrote:
>> >
>> >> UC <uraniumc...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > Any evolutionary remarks anyone wanna make?
>> >> >
>> >> > Julius Caesar was 52 when he met Cleopatra; she was 22. They had at
>> >> > least one child.
>> >> >
>> >> > Who doesn't like young cute girls?
>> >
>> >> Clinton, done to the extreme:
>> >
>> >There is no evidence William Clinton is a pedophile.
>
>> er.......young does not mean underage.
>
>Girls does.
Nah! My wife goes out with the girls. The youngest is in her 40s.
--
Bob.
J. J. Lodder
> On Dec 11, 4:52 pm, nos...@de-ster.demon.nl (J. J. Lodder) wrote:
> > UC <uraniumcommit...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > Any evolutionary remarks anyone wanna make?
> >
> > > Julius Caesar was 52 when he met Cleopatra; she was 22. They had at
> > > least one child.
> >
> > A clearly unfit one, who fatally attracted swords.
>
> An epileptic to boot.
>
> > > Who doesn't like young cute girls?
> >
> > Only if they have a nose like that,
>
> Also it helps if there have a dynastic claim on the bread basket of
> the Roman empire. I wouldn't doubt but Julius found that irresistible
> in a woman.
She needed Julius to realise that claim,
so she made herself irresistable.
Easy of course, with a nose like that,
Jan
J. J. Lodder
> On Dec 11, 5:13 pm, Mitchell Coffey <m.cof...@starpower.net> wrote:
> > On Dec 11, 4:52 pm, nos...@de-ster.demon.nl (J. J. Lodder) wrote:
> >
> > > UC <uraniumcommit...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > Any evolutionary remarks anyone wanna make?
> >
> > > > Julius Caesar was 52 when he met Cleopatra; she was 22. They had at
> > > > least one child.
> >
> > > A clearly unfit one, who fatally attracted swords.
> >
> > An epileptic to boot.
> >
> > > > Who doesn't like young cute girls?
> >
> > > Only if they have a nose like that,
> >
> > Also it helps if there have a dynastic claim on the bread basket of
> > the Roman empire. I wouldn't doubt but Julius found that irresistible
> > in a woman.
> >
> > Mitchell Coffey
>
> LOL. Surely you jest. He did every female he could lay hands on.
No doubt he went to greater trouble for some than for others.
There was no need for taking any trouble in this case:
she tried much harder to get into hand-laying than he was,
Jan
chris thompson
It was all your fault, you know, that things didn't work out. You
never payed any attention to what was really important to the young
lady. If you had, you would have known the show was called "Powerpuff
Girls".
Chris
whose daughter was exactly the right age for that show at the time
macaddicted
Actually, returning to my post, I was trying to riff on Tiger Woods. The
last count I heard was enough to field a baseball (softball?) team with
sufficient staff for relief pitching.
heekster
(macaddicted) wrote:
>Ye Old One <use...@mcsuk.net> wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 12 Dec 2009 20:33:23 -0700, Desertphile
>> <deser...@invalid-address.net> enriched this group when s/he wrote:
>>
>> >On Sat, 12 Dec 2009 16:21:05 -0500, Metspitzer
>> ><kilo...@charter.net> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Sat, 12 Dec 2009 13:13:11 -0700, Desertphile
>> >> <deser...@invalid-address.net> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >On Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:31:05 -0800,
>> >> >macad...@REMOVETHISca.rr.com (macaddicted) wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> UC <uraniumc...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > Any evolutionary remarks anyone wanna make?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Julius Caesar was 52 when he met Cleopatra; she was 22. They had at
>> >> >> > least one child.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Who doesn't like young cute girls?
>> >> >
>> >> >> Clinton, done to the extreme:
>> >> >
>> >> >There is no evidence William Clinton is a pedophile.
>> >
>> >> er.......young does not mean underage.
>> >
>> >Girls does.
>>
>> Nah! My wife goes out with the girls. The youngest is in her 40s.
>
>Actually, returning to my post, I was trying to riff on Tiger Woods. The
>last count I heard was enough to field a baseball (softball?) team with
>sufficient staff for relief pitching.
heh heh... he said, "sufficient staff".
Cory Albrecht
> On Dec 11, 5:13 pm, Mitchell Coffey<m.cof...@starpower.net> wrote:
>> On Dec 11, 4:52 pm, nos...@de-ster.demon.nl (J. J. Lodder) wrote:
>>
>>>> Any evolutionary remarks anyone wanna make?
>>
>>>> Julius Caesar was 52 when he met Cleopatra; she was 22. They had at
>>>> least one child.
>>
>>
>> An epileptic to boot.
>>
>>
>>
>> Also it helps if there have a dynastic claim on the bread basket of
>> the Roman empire. I wouldn't doubt but Julius found that irresistible
>> in a woman.
>>
>> Mitchell Coffey
>
> LOL. Surely you jest. He did every female he could lay hands on.
What? Caesar never limited himself like that.
Omnium mulierum virum et omnium virorum mulierem.
Cory Albrecht
> On Sat, 12 Dec 2009 16:21:05 -0500, Metspitzer
> <kilo...@charter.net> wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 12 Dec 2009 13:13:11 -0700, Desertphile
>> <deser...@invalid-address.net> wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:31:05 -0800,
>>> macad...@REMOVETHISca.rr.com (macaddicted) wrote:
>>>
>>>> UC<uraniumc...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Any evolutionary remarks anyone wanna make?
>>>>>
>>>>> Julius Caesar was 52 when he met Cleopatra; she was 22. They had at
>>>>> least one child.
>>>>>
>>>>> Who doesn't like young cute girls?
>>>
>>>> Clinton, done to the extreme:
>>>
>>> There is no evidence William Clinton is a pedophile.
>
>> er.......young does not mean underage.
>
> Girls does.
>
>
Depends on context. Twenty something females quite often refer to
themselves as "girls", in spite of their ultra-feminist baby-boomer
mothers trying to force them to use the word "women". :-)
It is quite a common term for women between 18 and 30, especially
unmarried ones.
Earle Jones
macad...@REMOVETHISca.rr.com (macaddicted) wrote:
> UC <uraniumc...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > Any evolutionary remarks anyone wanna make?
> >
> > Julius Caesar was 52 when he met Cleopatra; she was 22. They had at
> > least one child.
> >
> > Who doesn't like young cute girls?
>
> Clinton, done to the extreme:
>
> I didn't have sex with that woman.
>
> I did, however, have sex with that woman, and that woman, and that
> woman...
*
What Clinton actually said:
"Members of Congress... people of America .... I banged her. I
banged her like a cheap gong. Which is not news, folks, because if you
think Monica Lewinsky was the only skin flute player in my orchestra,
you haven't been paying attention. The only babes in D.C. I HAVEN'T
tried to do are the First Lady, Reno, Albright, and Shalala, mostly
because they're a little older than I like and they have legs that
former Houston Oiler Earl Campbell would envy. Which isn't to say I
don't appreciate Hillary...I do. If not for the ice water coursing
through her veins, I'd be pumping gas into farm equipment in Hope,
Arkansas, and she'd be married to the President. So, let me set the
record straight. I dodged the draft, hid FBI files, smoked dope,
flipped Whitewater property, set up a new Chinese wing in the White
House, fired the travel staff, paid hush money to Hubbell, sold the
Lincoln bedroom like an upscale Motel 6, and grabbed every ass that
entered the Oval Office. Got it? Good.
Six years ago, there was not a man, woman, or child who didn't know I
was as horny as Woody Allen. But, you elected me anyway, which turned
out to be a good move on your part. Your other choice was Bush, an
aging baseball player and part-time resident of some place called
"Kennebunkport" who thought he could bomb his way into the White House.
Before him, it was Reagan, who left the office with the same
Alzheimer's he came in with, and left the country with the biggest
deficit ever. Then there was Carter before him who brought you a a 17%
prime interest rate, smiling the whole time like his lithium drip had
just kicked in. Nixon before that coined, but never really understood,
the concept of 'plausible deniability,' and got a one-way ticket to San
Clemente for his crackerjack style of governing. Johnson was an
inbred, power-mad war criminal whose major contribution to American
society was Agent Orange. And John Kennedy, who was a little naughty
himself, didn't hang around long enough for America to spot that
curious atavistic tic for "beaver-wrestling" shared by at least a
dozen former residents of the White House.
Which brings me back to my point. Since I have been strumming the
banjo here at the White House, government is doing more for less. The
budget is balanced for the first time since JFK did a one gun salute to
Marilyn, a fact the press didn't seem to care about, evidently.
Unemployment is so low today a blind felon can get a job as a
night-watchman. The stock market is higher than a D-student on a full
gram of dumb-dust, and anyone with a degree from a junior college who
can spell 'internet' has enough money to ponder the annual maintenance
cost of his boat, instead of where his or her next meal is coming from.
Bottom line: I'm running a country here and I'm doing it with my
pecker showing. What I'm asking for is your support, not a date with
your daughter ... unless, of course, she's a hotty with thin ankles,
and then I'd like to discuss it. In the meantime, think about where
you are today and what kind of life you're living, before you get too
interested in where I'm parking the Presidential limousine."
Christopher Denney
> In article <1jakua1.1h8232terjsjkN%macaddic...@REMOVETHISca.rr.com>,
>
>
>
> �macaddic...@REMOVETHISca.rr.com (macaddicted) wrote:
I love it, where did you get that?
macaddicted
Me too. Even the references to Republican politicians were spot on. The
lithium drip reference left me gasping for air I was laughing so hard.
Ahhh. That was too good.
Tim Norfolk
>
> - Show quoted text -
"Every woman's husband, and every man's wife", if I recall.
*Hemidactylus*
using a joke one of my friends had coined to address the generation gap
issue. I did get to learn about "Invader Zim", which was a cool cartoon
and she was a religious follower of "I Love Lucy" which transcends the
generations.
I've pretty much drawn the lower line at mid-twenties subsequent to that
though.
>
> Chris
> whose daughter was exactly the right age for that show at the time
>
Desertphile
It took me 45 seconds to stop yelling "Lithium drip! Lithium
fucking-a that's funny drip!" at the dogs after reading this.
Desertphile
I would like to nominate this for Post of the Month, but I suppose
it does not qualify for the intent of the PotM Award.
What the USA desperately needs right now is another William
Clinton.
macaddicted
macaddicted
As an ardent Reagan Republican I couldn't (choke) agree more.
Ye Old One
You know, if there had been even one tiny hint at evolution in that I
would have been nominating it as a POTM right now.
--
Bob.
Mitchell Coffey
> On Dec 11, 5:13 pm, Mitchell Coffey <m.cof...@starpower.net> wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Dec 11, 4:52 pm, nos...@de-ster.demon.nl (J. J. Lodder) wrote:
>
> > > > Any evolutionary remarks anyone wanna make?
>
> > > > Julius Caesar was 52 when he met Cleopatra; she was 22. They had at
> > > > least one child.
>
>
> > An epileptic to boot.
>
>
>
> > Also it helps if there have a dynastic claim on the bread basket of
> > the Roman empire. �I wouldn't doubt but Julius found that irresistible
> > in a woman.
>
> > Mitchell Coffey
>
> LOL. Surely you jest. He did every female he could lay hands on.
Yes, men too, but most did come to the table with Egypt in their
pocket.
Suetonius, as I recall, claimed that Caesar's men, allowed a certain
leeway as they marched behind him in a Roman triumph, sang "Here we
come with our bald whore monger, men lock your wives away!"
Suetonius also noted who Caesar lost his homosexual virginity too;
King of Thrace or some such. Most historians wouldn't have told you
that.
Mitchell Coffey
Mitchell Coffey
Tell the Gauls gay's don't make good soldiers. And Darius III too.
Oh, and them Tojans (Who says a classical education has no
contemporary relevance?)
Also, everyone whooped by Friedrick the Great.
Mitchell Coffey
Mitchell Coffey
> In article <1jakua1.1h8232terjsjkN%macaddic...@REMOVETHISca.rr.com>,
>
>
>
> �macaddic...@REMOVETHISca.rr.com (macaddicted) wrote:
I would like to think that if Clinton had said this to the nation the
night of his "I've been caught, I apologize speech" the public would
have demanded we chuck the Presidential term limit from the
Constitution and he'd still be President today. The 1998 mid-term
elections, wherein the Republicans got trashed, is the most mature
thing an American electorate has ever done.
Mitchell Coffey
Mitchell Coffey
>
> > Julius Caesar was 52 when he met Cleopatra; she was 22. They had at
> > least one child.
>
> > Who doesn't like young cute girls?
>
> a while. It's great until you argue over whether to watch CNN or "Powder
> Puff Girls". And it was awkward that her dad was only a couple years
> older than me. My next girlfriend was 47. Damn what a difference a
> couple decades makes.
>
> Insert lyrics for song "Older Women".
Ok, about how old are you?
Mitchell Coffey
Mitchell Coffey
Best answer.
Mitchell Coffey
Steven L.
wrote in message news:t62ei517sidai0rb0...@4ax.com:
We've got one. Hillary Rodham Clinton.
If she had been elected President, she would have signed health care
reform into law within six months, won the war in Afghanistan in just
eight months, and....
--
--
Steven L.
sdli...@earthlinkNOSPAM.net
Remove the "NOSPAM" before sending to this email address.
heekster
Earle Jones
Desertphile <deser...@invalid-address.net> wrote:
*
The US Government turned a surplus (net decrease in the deficit) in
seven of Clinton's eight years. There was serious talk about how long
it would take to eliminate the total national debt.
earle
*
Earle Jones
<dba143d1-2b78-46d9...@k17g2000yqh.googlegroups.com>,
Christopher Denney <christoph...@gmail.com> wrote:
*
Bill called me and dictated it over the phone.
NOT!
Seriously, it was posted here probably six or seven years ago.
earle
*
martin
> On Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:49:30 -0500, Metspitzer
> <kilo...@charter.net> wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 11 Dec 2009 14:38:37 -0700, Desertphile
>> <deser...@invalid-address.net> wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:08:37 -0800 (PST), UC
>>> <uraniumc...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Any evolutionary remarks anyone wanna make?
>>>>
>>>> Julius Caesar was 52 when he met Cleopatra; she was 22. They had at
>>>> least one child.
>>>>
>>>> Who doesn't like young cute girls?
>>>
>
>> As long as she is young and cute and female it doesn't
>
> I know dozens and dozens of young and cute and female humans I
> very much dislike.
I'm not so sure 'liking' has much to do with it. Lust is different :)
btw you made coffee come out of my nose this morning. Have you any idea
how much that hurts?
Otto
news:4b505f4a$0$2484$db0f...@news.zen.co.uk...
This is interesting. I guess you must be a new step in human evolution. In
the future, we won't need percolators anymore.
Otto
martin
It was this one! It starts of quite normally and then descends into such
a rant and I was trying to watch it while I was having my coffee and
toast for breakfast.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc6DXhL9KdM
NSFW and put down coffee and cats
>
> Otto
>
>