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TomS

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Dec 28, 2009, 4:54:21 PM12/28/09
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From Lynchburg, Virginia, The News & Advance,

"Excursion continues to find Noah's Ark in Turkey"

Randall Price, head of the Center for Judaic Studies at Liberty University,
is hunting for Noah's Ark on Mount Ararat.

<http://www2.newsadvance.com/lna/news/local/article/excursion_continues_to_find_the_noahs_ark_in_turkey/22648/>

I wonder whether he has ever read the Bible, which says that Noah's
Ark landed somewhere else: In the mountains of Ararat. Mount
Ararat acquired that name long after the Bible was written.

Hat tip to PZ Myers blog Pharangula at scienceblogs.com


--
---Tom S.
the failure to nail currant jelly to a wall is not due to the nail; it is due to
the currant jelly.
Theodore Roosevelt, Letter to William Thayer, 1915 July 2

Boikat

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Dec 28, 2009, 5:35:22 PM12/28/09
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On Dec 28, 3:54�pm, TomS <TomS_mem...@newsguy.com> wrote:
> From Lynchburg, Virginia, The News & Advance,
>
> "Excursion continues to find Noah's Ark in Turkey"
>
> Randall Price, head of the Center for Judaic Studies at Liberty University,
> is hunting for Noah's Ark on Mount Ararat.
>
> <http://www2.newsadvance.com/lna/news/local/article/excursion_continue...>

>
> I wonder whether he has ever read the Bible, which says that Noah's
> Ark landed somewhere else: In the mountains of Ararat. Mount
> Ararat acquired that name long after the Bible was written.
>
> Hat tip to PZ Myers blog Pharangula at scienceblogs.com

And Nashty-poo whinges about the study of evolution being a waste of
money. Sad.

Boikat

VoiceOfReason

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Dec 28, 2009, 5:47:09 PM12/28/09
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On Dec 28, 4:54�pm, TomS <TomS_mem...@newsguy.com> wrote:
> From Lynchburg, Virginia, The News & Advance,
>
> "Excursion continues to find Noah's Ark in Turkey"
>
> Randall Price, head of the Center for Judaic Studies at Liberty University,
> is hunting for Noah's Ark on Mount Ararat.
>
> <http://www2.newsadvance.com/lna/news/local/article/excursion_continue...>

>
> I wonder whether he has ever read the Bible, which says that Noah's
> Ark landed somewhere else: In the mountains of Ararat. Mount
> Ararat acquired that name long after the Bible was written.
>
> Hat tip to PZ Myers blog Pharangula at scienceblogs.com

I guess the nice thing for this particular con job is they'll never
find it, so they can keep conning people -- "We *almost* found it this
time!"

IAAH

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Dec 28, 2009, 6:25:55 PM12/28/09
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They keep adding to the list of places where it is
not - so that's something, I suppose.

--
"I do not pretend to be able to prove that there
is no God. I equally cannot
prove that Satan is a fiction. The Christian god
may exist; so may the gods of
Olympus, or of ancient Egypt, or of Babylon. But
no one of these hypotheses is
more probable than any other: they lie outside the
region of even probable
knowledge, and therefore there is no reason to
consider any of them."
-Bertrand Russell

JohnN

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Dec 28, 2009, 6:34:02 PM12/28/09
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On Dec 28, 4:54�pm, TomS <TomS_mem...@newsguy.com> wrote:
> From Lynchburg, Virginia, The News & Advance,
>
> "Excursion continues to find Noah's Ark in Turkey"
>
> Randall Price, head of the Center for Judaic Studies at Liberty University,
> is hunting for Noah's Ark on Mount Ararat.

Elmer Fudd: Be vawy quiet, I'm hunting Awks, hehehehe.

JohnN

Greg G.

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Dec 28, 2009, 6:39:26 PM12/28/09
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Are they looking for the Nina or the Pinta. Of course, the Santa Maria
wouldn't have been built that early. Wasn't the Pinta the one with the
moon pool?

dali_70

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Dec 28, 2009, 6:37:17 PM12/28/09
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On Dec 28, 6:34�pm, JohnN <jnorri...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> Elmer Fudd: Be vawy quiet, I'm hunting Awks, hehehehe.

LOL, right.

Greg G.

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Dec 28, 2009, 7:18:43 PM12/28/09
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On Dec 28, 6:34�pm, JohnN <jnorri...@hotmail.com> wrote:

It's Dropa stone season!
Awk season!
Dropa stone season!
Awk season!

Eric Root

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Dec 28, 2009, 7:44:07 PM12/28/09
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The Moon Pool is a book by A. Merrit.

Eric Root

Eric Root

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Dec 28, 2009, 7:51:22 PM12/28/09
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On Dec 28, 4:54�pm, TomS <TomS_mem...@newsguy.com> wrote:
> From Lynchburg, Virginia, The News & Advance,
>
> "Excursion continues to find Noah's Ark in Turkey"
>
> Randall Price, head of the Center for Judaic Studies at Liberty University,
> is hunting for Noah's Ark on Mount Ararat.
>
> <http://www2.newsadvance.com/lna/news/local/article/excursion_continue...>

>
> I wonder whether he has ever read the Bible, which says that Noah's
> Ark landed somewhere else: In the mountains of Ararat. Mount
> Ararat acquired that name long after the Bible was written.
>
> Hat tip to PZ Myers blog Pharangula at scienceblogs.com
>
> --
> ---Tom S.
> the failure to nail currant jelly to a wall is not due to the nail; it is due to
> the currant jelly.
> Theodore Roosevelt, Letter to William Thayer, 1915 July 2

Phooey! If a real ark existed, it would have been the only source of
lumber in the postdiluvian world. Noah and family would have taken it
apart for all its possible uses.

Eric Root

Stuart

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Dec 28, 2009, 8:02:00 PM12/28/09
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Shhhhshhh Gopher twacks...

Stuart

Ron O

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Dec 28, 2009, 9:02:04 PM12/28/09
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On Dec 28, 5:25�pm, IAAH <n...@email.exist> wrote:
> On 12/28/09 6:47 PM, * VoiceOfReason wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Dec 28, 4:54 pm, TomS <TomS_mem...@newsguy.com> wrote:
> >> From Lynchburg, Virginia, The News & Advance,
>
> >> "Excursion continues to find Noah's Ark in Turkey"
>
> >> Randall Price, head of the Center for Judaic Studies at Liberty University,
> >> is hunting for Noah's Ark on Mount Ararat.
>
> >> <http://www2.newsadvance.com/lna/news/local/article/excursion_continue...>
>
> >> I wonder whether he has ever read the Bible, which says that Noah's
> >> Ark landed somewhere else: In the mountains of Ararat. Mount
> >> Ararat acquired that name long after the Bible was written.
>
> >> Hat tip to PZ Myers blog Pharangula at scienceblogs.com
>
> > I guess the nice thing for this particular con job is they'll never
> > find it, so they can keep conning people -- "We *almost* found it this
> > time!"
>
> They keep adding to the list of places where it is
> not - so that's something, I suppose.

No, that is part of the con. They keep going back to the same
mountain that they never found anything before. Like Tom says the
Bible only says the "mountains of ararat" and the mountain that they
keep going to didn't have that name when the Bible was written. Mount
Ararat is also igneous rock and show no sign of being under a world
wide flood that deposited miles of sediment in other places.

Ron Okimoto

>
> --
> "I do not pretend to be able to prove that there
> is no God. I equally cannot
> prove that Satan is a fiction. The Christian god
> may exist; so may the gods of
> Olympus, or of ancient Egypt, or of Babylon. But
> no one of these hypotheses is
> more probable than any other: they lie outside the
> region of even probable
> knowledge, and therefore there is no reason to
> consider any of them."

> � � �-Bertrand Russell- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -


Bob Berger

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Dec 28, 2009, 10:40:58 PM12/28/09
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In article <hhbeq3$v6b$3...@news.eternal-september.org>, IAAH says...

>
>On 12/28/09 6:47 PM, * VoiceOfReason wrote:
>> On Dec 28, 4:54 pm, TomS <TomS_mem...@newsguy.com> wrote:
>>> From Lynchburg, Virginia, The News & Advance,
>>>
>>> "Excursion continues to find Noah's Ark in Turkey"
>>>
>>> Randall Price, head of the Center for Judaic Studies at Liberty University,
>>> is hunting for Noah's Ark on Mount Ararat.
>>>
>>> <http://www2.newsadvance.com/lna/news/local/article/excursion_continue...>
>>>
>>> I wonder whether he has ever read the Bible, which says that Noah's
>>> Ark landed somewhere else: In the mountains of Ararat. Mount
>>> Ararat acquired that name long after the Bible was written.
>>>
>>> Hat tip to PZ Myers blog Pharangula at scienceblogs.com
>>
>> I guess the nice thing for this particular con job is they'll never
>> find it, so they can keep conning people -- "We *almost* found it this
>> time!"
>>
>>
>>
>
>They keep adding to the list of places where it is
>not - so that's something, I suppose.

That's because they're looking in the wrong places. Don't let on, but the damn
thing's parked out behind the Ararat Bar and Grill in north Spokane. :-)

Rolf

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Dec 29, 2009, 4:48:32 AM12/29/09
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TomS wrote:
> From Lynchburg, Virginia, The News & Advance,
>
> "Excursion continues to find Noah's Ark in Turkey"
>
> Randall Price, head of the Center for Judaic Studies at Liberty
> University, is hunting for Noah's Ark on Mount Ararat.
>
>
<http://www2.newsadvance.com/lna/news/local/article/excursion_continues_to_f
ind_the_noahs_ark_in_turkey/22648/>
>
> I wonder whether he has ever read the Bible, which says that Noah's
> Ark landed somewhere else: In the mountains of Ararat. Mount
> Ararat acquired that name long after the Bible was written.
>
> Hat tip to PZ Myers blog Pharangula at scienceblogs.com

Would be great if the hypothetical Ark could be found. That would puit an
end to the endless claims about all the flora and fauna preserved on that
tiny vessel.


Ye Old One

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Dec 29, 2009, 6:44:47 AM12/29/09
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On 28 Dec 2009 13:54:21 -0800, TomS <TomS_...@newsguy.com> enriched

this group when s/he wrote:

>From Lynchburg, Virginia, The News & Advance,
>
>"Excursion continues to find Noah's Ark in Turkey"
>
>Randall Price, head of the Center for Judaic Studies at Liberty University,
>is hunting for Noah's Ark on Mount Ararat.
>
><http://www2.newsadvance.com/lna/news/local/article/excursion_continues_to_find_the_noahs_ark_in_turkey/22648/>
>
>I wonder whether he has ever read the Bible, which says that Noah's
>Ark landed somewhere else: In the mountains of Ararat. Mount
>Ararat acquired that name long after the Bible was written.
>
>Hat tip to PZ Myers blog Pharangula at scienceblogs.com

I wonder if McClueless has booked his place yet?

--
Bob.

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell
them to go?

Mike Dworetsky

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Dec 29, 2009, 9:22:37 AM12/29/09
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Ye Old One wrote:
> On 28 Dec 2009 13:54:21 -0800, TomS <TomS_...@newsguy.com> enriched
> this group when s/he wrote:
>
>> From Lynchburg, Virginia, The News & Advance,
>>
>> "Excursion continues to find Noah's Ark in Turkey"
>>
>> Randall Price, head of the Center for Judaic Studies at Liberty
>> University, is hunting for Noah's Ark on Mount Ararat.
>>
>> <http://www2.newsadvance.com/lna/news/local/article/excursion_continues_to_find_the_noahs_ark_in_turkey/22648/>
>>
>> I wonder whether he has ever read the Bible, which says that Noah's
>> Ark landed somewhere else: In the mountains of Ararat. Mount
>> Ararat acquired that name long after the Bible was written.
>>
>> Hat tip to PZ Myers blog Pharangula at scienceblogs.com
>
> I wonder if McClueless has booked his place yet?

Possibly he is still looking for Noah's bronze age power drill (yes, he
actually claimed that Noah and his sons were able to build the ark, because
they had power tools).

--
Mike Dworetsky

(Remove pants sp*mbl*ck to reply)

All-seeing-I

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Dec 29, 2009, 9:51:15 AM12/29/09
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> - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

Yep. That is what the bible says. The "mountains of ararat" could
even include the foothills


teresita

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Dec 29, 2009, 9:00:30 PM12/29/09
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On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 10:48:32 +0100, Rolf wrote:

> Would be great if the hypothetical Ark could be found. That would puit
> an end to the endless claims about all the flora and fauna preserved on
> that tiny vessel.

In the Great Depression they tore up all the railroad tracks they used in
the 1920s for logging around here so they could use the ties for firewood
or what-have-you, so I imagine a big fat box made of gopher wood at the
timberline on Mt Ararat would have been piece-parted out the same way
long ago.

--
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http://hackylinux.blogspot.com/

RAM

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Dec 30, 2009, 12:37:41 AM12/30/09
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No I can't imagine it every existing. It is equal to the silliness of
the global flood myth.

RAM

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Dec 30, 2009, 12:39:04 AM12/30/09
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On Dec 29, 8:22�am, "Mike Dworetsky"

<platinum...@pants.btinternet.com> wrote:
> Ye Old One wrote:
> > On 28 Dec 2009 13:54:21 -0800, TomS <TomS_mem...@newsguy.com> enriched

> > this group when s/he wrote:
>
> >> From Lynchburg, Virginia, The News & Advance,
>
> >> "Excursion continues to find Noah's Ark in Turkey"
>
> >> Randall Price, head of the Center for Judaic Studies at Liberty
> >> University, is hunting for Noah's Ark on Mount Ararat.
>
> >> <http://www2.newsadvance.com/lna/news/local/article/excursion_continue...>

>
> >> I wonder whether he has ever read the Bible, which says that Noah's
> >> Ark landed somewhere else: In the mountains of Ararat. Mount
> >> Ararat acquired that name long after the Bible was written.
>
> >> Hat tip to PZ Myers blog Pharangula at scienceblogs.com
>
> > I wonder if McClueless has booked his place yet?
>
> Possibly he is still looking for Noah's bronze age power drill (yes, he
> actually claimed that Noah and his sons were able to build the ark, because
> they had power tools).
>
At least he didn't promote Sumerian "in vitro fertilization."

Desertphile

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Dec 31, 2009, 9:00:02 PM12/31/09
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Actually, the excuses have been "We found it, topok photographs,
and then lost the film. We need more money to go back and take
more pictures."


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richardal...@googlemail.com

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Jan 1, 2010, 7:03:28 AM1/1/10
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On Dec 28 2009, 9:54�pm, TomS <TomS_mem...@newsguy.com> wrote:
> From Lynchburg, Virginia, The News & Advance,
>
> "Excursion continues to find Noah's Ark in Turkey"
>
> Randall Price, head of the Center for Judaic Studies at Liberty University,
> is hunting for Noah's Ark on Mount Ararat.
>
> <http://www2.newsadvance.com/lna/news/local/article/excursion_continue...>

>
> I wonder whether he has ever read the Bible, which says that Noah's
> Ark landed somewhere else: In the mountains of Ararat. Mount
> Ararat acquired that name long after the Bible was written.
>
> Hat tip to PZ Myers blog Pharangula at scienceblogs.com
>
> --
> ---Tom S.
> the failure to nail currant jelly to a wall is not due to the nail; it is due to
> the currant jelly.
> Theodore Roosevelt, Letter to William Thayer, 1915 July 2

I wonder how much he is charging people to take part in the
expedition.

RF

Louann Miller

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Jan 1, 2010, 12:02:10 PM1/1/10
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Desertphile <deser...@invalid-address.net> wrote in
news:0olqj59ecja4d0oen...@4ax.com:

>> I guess the nice thing for this particular con job is they'll never
>> find it, so they can keep conning people -- "We *almost* found it this
>> time!"
>
> Actually, the excuses have been "We found it, topok photographs,
> and then lost the film. We need more money to go back and take
> more pictures."

Now I have the "Hooray for Captain Spaulding" song stuck in my head.

Free Lunch

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Jan 1, 2010, 12:28:11 PM1/1/10
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On Fri, 01 Jan 2010 11:02:10 -0600, Louann Miller <loua...@yahoo.com>
wrote in talk.origins:

There are worse. Just staying with the Marx Brothers, "I'm Against It"
is a strong competitor, though more for the fact that evolution-deniers,
flat-earthers, birthers and anthropogenic climate change deniers all use
it as their theme song than for the music.

Walter Bushell

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Jan 15, 2010, 5:53:07 PM1/15/10
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In article <0olqj59ecja4d0oen...@4ax.com>,
Desertphile <deser...@invalid-address.net> wrote:

> Actually, the excuses have been "We found it, topok photographs,
> and then lost the film. We need more money to go back and take
> more pictures."

Cf: Enough pieces of the True Cross to build an Ark.

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