Armageddon tired of all this...
Bob Casanova
true over the rest of the world...
*No* epidemic of earthquakes, *no* rains of fire, *no*
plagues of demons. Not even a dinosaur-killer-grade bolide.
It's enough to make one doubt the loons...
--
Bob C.
"Evidence confirming an observation is
evidence that the observation is wrong."
- McNameless
chris thompson
Congrats on being the first in TO to make that pun- at least in this
instance.
We have to wonder if any of the resident kooks believed the world
would end on this schedule.
Chris
*Hemidactylus*
> Well, it's now past 6:00 PM all over CONUS, and just as was
> true over the rest of the world...
>
> *No* epidemic of earthquakes, *no* rains of fire, *no*
> plagues of demons. Not even a dinosaur-killer-grade bolide.
>
> It's enough to make one doubt the loons...
I've been raptured along with Gene Scott and Jerry Falwell and I've been
keeping a running account of my experiences on the thread:
"Have you made your plans yet for Judgement Day?"
Heaven is hotter than hell. Jerry has stripped to his boxers. The
campfire we spotted earlier seems to be more like a bonfire. Gene is
getting a little worried about this. I'm just glad Gene helped me fight
off the woodland critters. Why would *they* be here in Heaven?
*Hemidactylus*
minutes. We were ambushed by woodland critters they got Gene right way.
Poor guy. Jerry jumped into a pit of fire to escape that fate. Luckily a
crack commando unit comprised of Bertrand Russell, Stephen Gould, Bob
Ingersoll and Ayn Rand extracted me in the nick of time and we are now
sipping brandy in the void. They have set up a neutral sanctuary apart
from the holy wars where nonbelievers retire to bliss. You should have
seen Gould cap Saddam Husayn and Charles Manson with one shot. Rand
breathed ice particles on the lake of fire and froze it over for our
escape. BTW she *hates* the Atlas Shrugged movie. Dawkins and Sam Harris
are here with me now. Hitchens would be here, but he's too arrogant to
deal with for an eternity and is comfortable in his own void.
AGW Facts
wrote:
> Well, it's now past 6:00 PM all over CONUS, and just as was
> true over the rest of the world...
>
> *No* epidemic of earthquakes, *no* rains of fire, *no*
> plagues of demons. Not even a dinosaur-killer-grade bolide.
>
> It's enough to make one doubt the loons...
Any bets Camping will insist Jesus came?
*Hemidactylus*
the commando team that saved me from hell.
And Ayn Rand wants me to say again that she *really* hates the Atlas
Shrugged movie. She keeps saying that like every five minutes. She and
Dawkins aren't on speaking terms right now.
Dawkins says he's is sad that PZ Myers hasn't joined us yet. Some sort
of old Norse factor that has stemmed the tide from Minnesota he says.
Boikat
Or, like last time, claim a mistake in his math, then bilk the flock
for more money to finance the next Armageddon prediction. And the
gullible shall give, and give gladly, with a vacant expression, except
for their stupid smile.
Boikat
*Hemidactylus*
over old wounds. I'm thinking about joining the Hitchens void and Harris
might follow.
chris thompson
I ran into Richard Dawkins a few minutes ago. He was with 2 guys from
Seal Team Six. They were dragging Osama bin Ladin up until a second
ago, then they got sick of his talk about the virgins. The dropped him
and all of a sudden this weird salamander thing with huge fangs burst
out of the earth and chewed him up. The stink is horrible so we're
moving on. One of the SEALs gave me his 9mm Sig (NOT a Glock) in case
we run into trouble- he's still got an SMG and for some reason, he's
not had to change magazines since he got here. I have a GPS so if you
can give me coordinates, we can meet up. I have beer.
Chris
PS: No sign yet of Kent Hovind.
Robert Carnegie: Fnord: cc talk-origins@moderators.isc.org
Biologically he doesn't have time to do it all again. However, the
Rapture wasn't supposed to be the actual destruction of the earth.
That's for October.
Alternatively he could get into the Koran-burning game but would that
other guy, with the whiskers, sue him for stealing his act?
The latest I found, Muslims are throwing water at that guy at a
protest, do they think he'll dissolve like the Wicked Witch of the
West? Or - oh, this must be it - put the fire out.
*Hemidactylus*
Gould have causes a rift in space and time with their bickering. Huxley
has given up and ceased existing at all. Others may follow suit.
>
> PS: No sign yet of Kent Hovind.
>
was horrible. All that was left was part of a hand and an eyeball.
John S. Wilkins
> One of the SEALs gave me his 9mm Sig (NOT a Glock) in case
> we run into trouble- he's still got an SMG and for some reason, he's
> not had to change magazines since he got here.
Heaven is Urban Warfare?
--
John S. Wilkins, Associate, Philosophy, University of Sydney
http://evolvingthoughts.net
But al be that he was a philosophre,
Yet hadde he but litel gold in cofre
*Hemidactylus*
> chris thompson<chris.li...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> One of the SEALs gave me his 9mm Sig (NOT a Glock) in case
>> we run into trouble- he's still got an SMG and for some reason, he's
>> not had to change magazines since he got here.
>
> Heaven is Urban Warfare?
I think he's one of the wanderers like me. Luckily I got surgically
extracted from hell by freethinking commandos only to step into the
escalating battle between the post apocalyptic forces of Dawkins and
Gould. Things happen fast.
Stuart
Naah. Jesus was just breathing hard.
Stuart
chris thompson
> chris thompson <chris.linthomp...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > One of the SEALs gave me his 9mm Sig (NOT a Glock) in case
> > we run into trouble- he's still got an SMG and for some reason, he's
> > not had to change magazines since he got here.
>
> Heaven is Urban Warfare?
I figure I count as collateral damage in the Rapture. Nothing is
perfect.
Chris
> --
> John S. Wilkins, Associate, Philosophy, University of Sydneyhttp://evolvingthoughts.net
chris thompson
Yeah, a little bit ago we saw Kirk Cameron being eaten by a giant
banana. All the banana kept saying was that people must have been
designed because they're so easy to eat.
>
> > PS: No sign yet of Kent Hovind.
>
> Gene Scott told me the woodland critters got him before I arrived. It
> was horrible. All that was left was part of a hand and an eyeball.
I bet it was the left hand that did not know what the right was doing.
And the blind eye he turned to tax evasion.
Chris
PS: Weird. All the beer bottles say "Coors Light" but when I feel like
having Bass Ale, I get it, and when I want Genesee Cream Ale, I get
that too. Being raptured might not be so bad after all.
Burkhard
wrote:
Any strippers? At this point, this might be theologically relevant....
Frank J
wrote:
The few whose comments I read said that they did *not* believe it.
But they all made sure to throw tantrums at "Darwinists" who suggested
that they did, while merely "distancing themselves" from the ones that
did. Which makes it quite clear where their political sympathies lie,
and how that overrules any interest they have in where the evidence
leads.
>
> Chris
Steven L.
"Bob Casanova" wrote in message
news:65ogt6l8em3fejs70...@4ax.com...
> Well, it's now past 6:00 PM all over CONUS, and just as was
> true over the rest of the world...
> *No* epidemic of earthquakes, *no* rains of fire, *no*
> plagues of demons. Not even a dinosaur-killer-grade bolide.
My sinuses started bothering me.
Maybe that's the beginning of it.
-- Steven L.
-- Steven L.
Paul J Gans
Brilliant stuff! BRAVO!!!
--
--- Paul J. Gans
Bob Casanova
in talk.origins, posted by jo...@wilkins.id.au (John S.
Wilkins):
>chris thompson <chris.li...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> One of the SEALs gave me his 9mm Sig (NOT a Glock) in case
>> we run into trouble- he's still got an SMG and for some reason, he's
>> not had to change magazines since he got here.
>
>Heaven is Urban Warfare?
Sounds more like Heaven is The Always-Full Magazine. (The
Cartridge Cornucopia?)
Unfortunately, Hollywood is several decades ahead of them...
Bob Casanova
appeared in talk.origins, posted by Paul J Gans
<gan...@panix.com>:
Yeah, but I get vague memories of "Three Men in a Boat"...
AGW Facts
Austin atheists totalled the number of Camping's billboards just
in Austin and found they cost more than $30,000. And there are
many cities in the USA that have the billboards.
It appears Family Radio's "second comming" warming was just
another fund-raising drive.
chris thompson
> On Sun, 22 May 2011 13:14:56 +1000, the following appeared
> Wilkins):
>
> >chris thompson <chris.linthomp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> One of the SEALs gave me his 9mm Sig (NOT a Glock) in case
> >> we run into trouble- he's still got an SMG and for some reason, he's
> >> not had to change magazines since he got here.
>
> >Heaven is Urban Warfare?
>
> Sounds more like Heaven is The Always-Full Magazine. (The
> Cartridge Cornucopia?)
>
> Unfortunately, Hollywood is several decades ahead of them...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_woo
Chris
chris thompson
Strippers? No. But I AM looking for a former TO poster. She's GOT to
be around here somewhere:
Chris
HaShem Rules
On 21 May 2011 09:09 PM ,Bob Casanova <nos...@buzz.off> wrote:
> Well, it's now past 6:00 PM all over CONUS, and just as was
> true over the rest of the world...
>
> *No* epidemic of earthquakes, *no* rains of fire, *no*
> plagues of demons. Not even a dinosaur-killer-grade bolide.
>
> It's enough to make one doubt the loons...
> --
>
> Bob C.
"Man will see weather and Earthquakes as he has neve seen before"
(the Christ, Jesus)
We have seen records broken in both categories...
Going to get worse as the Mayan Nebiru, Planet X gets closer.
(NASAhole found it in 1993. Kidnapped it from the Mayans, and
renamed it, "Eris")
We could be seeing a gravitational affect at its approach. Takes up residence
between Mars and Jupiter. And it has a moon. It tilts the Earth's poles....
We could be seeing a gradual shift. If it were a rapid, total flip, we would all die.....
Date of arrival...12/?/2012... <the day is debatable
I await, in great anticipation....
>
> "Evidence confirming an observation is
> evidence that the observation is wrong."
> - McNameless
>
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