Shekinah, queen of heaven, entered into the presence of the Lord and
said unto him, "The universe is done; you've made it so that it
maintains itself."
The Lord replied, "I already know that."
Shekinah said, "yes... Well I'm bored. Lets take a little vacation."
"Where?" asked the Lord.
"Let's travel to earth," Shekinah replied.
"Suits me," said the Lord, "But didn't you say it was an abominable
place unfit for sentient beings?"
"The slaughter and waste seem unnecessary to me," she replied with a
shrug, "but there are places where the scenery is nice."
Thus it came to pass that the Lord God and Shekinah were sailing upon
the face of a small lake's blue waters while the waves sparkled and a
formation of geese honked overhead.
"This planet seems well suited to the physical life forms," said
Shekinah. She trailed her fingers in the water, "How exactly did you
set it up?"
The Lord replied, "I used a simple algorithm."
Shekinah looked around at the trees on the shore and the puffy white
clouds in the sky. "All this complexity with a simple algorithm? There
are terrible discordances here, but a kind of underlying harmony
nonetheless. How did you get all the parts to fit together? How did
you arrange for all the fine-tuning?"
"Easy." said God, "In the beginning was the Word."
"I don't quite follow what your saying," said Shekinah.
God chuckled and said, "The algorithm creates an initial operator with
a dependency relationship. I call this initial operator "the Word" to
differentiate it from all the words that arise later. It, and all
subsequent operators require that at least one other operator be
present. The dependency relations among words give rise to syntactic
categories in which the allowable arguments of an operator are defined
in terms of their dependency requirements."
"In other words a grammar," said Shekinah.
"Exactly," replied the Lord.
"But how do you get from the initial word to the other word it
requires and from that dependency relationship to an entire complex
world - imperfect as it may be?"
"The initial dependency embodies a selective filter. In the case of
the Word, you could picture it as an organism seeking a mate. Since
the Word was alone, it created a complementary operator to complete
the required relationship. From this initial relationship a web of new
relationships sprang - environments where new relationships could
develop."
Shekinah looked at God suspiciously, "Are you saying that I'm the
second operator in this grammar of universes?"
"No," said the Lord God, "I'm saying that you are the first."
"Me!" cried Shekinah, "How dare you make that accusation? You're just
trying to pass the blame, you great fumbling lout! I haven't forgotten
how wasted you were from sipping at the nectar!"
"Nor have I forgotten," said the Lord God, "That we were in it
together. You, too, were not fully competent. And so here we are -
caught up in it together."
"I did not create anything!"
"You did create - because I could not. You are my creator. I was
merely your initial instrument. You, my love, are the creator of all
things."
"That's sick!" Shekinah cried, "You can't pass all the guilt off on
me!"
"Why talk about guilt?" asked the Lord, "I'm beginning to suspect that
I made mistakes, but I've learned a great deal from the humans. They
are both vengeful and loving, creative and obtuse - thousands of
contradictory relations mixed together. They seek love and
understanding in many ways that often seem incoherent when taken as a
whole."
"I already know that," Shekinah replied, "Your algorithm must have
some fundamental flaw because the relationships often involve terrible
exploitation of one being by another. It's horrible. I can't even bear
to think about it."
"Yes," the Lord answered, "Perhaps the initial algorithm has flaws."
"Are you suggesting that we restart from the beginning?"
"I'm not sure that we're able to do that at this point. We're both too
caught up in the web of dependency relations."
"Then what can be do?"
"Increase our understanding."
"How can we do that?"
"For the time being, let's just watch the humans."
"Steal understanding from the humans! What a strange idea."
"It's only fair," said the Lord God, "They stole fire from us."
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