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Loud fart sound erupts during John Kerry's speech at climate panel

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Leroy N. Soetoro

Dec 8, 2023, 6:26:44 PM12/8/23

John Kerry might need to cut back on his own emissions.

The Biden administration’s climate envoy was discussing US policy on coal
power plants at the Climate Change Conference in Dubai on Sunday when
Kerry may have unleashed a burst of wind energy.

The former secretary of state was speaking next to Becky Anderson,
managing editor of CNN Abu Dhabi, and Fatih Birol, executive director of
the International Energy Agency, when a Bronx cheer suddenly erupted

“There shouldn’t be any more coal-fired power plants permitted anywhere in
the world,” Kerry began before launching into an anti-coal diatribe.

“I find myself getting more and more militant because I do not understand
how adults who are in a position of responsibility can be avoiding
responsibility for taking away those things that are killing people on a
daily basis…”

Before Kerry can complete his thought, the crude sound of passing gas can
be heard over the microphone. The crowd breaks into applause, apparently
oblivious to the crude theatrics.

CNN’s Anderson — sitting to Kerry’s right and within striking distance of
a potential bodily function — quickly jerks her head aside and
inconspicuously places her hand to her mouth, possibly in the event of any
stench permeating the climate panel.

Birol, the energy executive, simply nods his head in rapt contemplation.

“And the reality is that the climate crisis and the health crisis are one
and the same,” Kerry continues, unabated.

Larry O’Connor of Townhall Media said Kerry’s alleged flatulence was an
embarrassment to the US.

“The biggest problem is, during this entire exchange, representing us, the
United States of America, he ripped a fart out,” O’Connor said. “He let
loose with flatulence on an international stage.”

The pundit said the evidence was overwhelming and Kerry must answer for
his actions.

“He should lose his job immediately,” he said. “John Kerry farted.”

We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced so that
stupid people won't be offended.

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No collusion - Special Counsel Robert Swan Mueller III, March 2019.
Officially made Nancy Pelosi a two-time impeachment loser.

Thank you for cleaning up the disaster of the 2008-2017 Obama / Biden
fiasco, President Trump.

Under Barack Obama's leadership, the United States of America became the
The World According To Garp. Obama sold out heterosexuals for Hollywood
queer liberal democrat donors.

President Trump boosted the economy, reduced illegal invasions, appointed
dozens of judges and three SCOTUS justices.

Charlie Glock

Dec 8, 2023, 7:01:11 PM12/8/23
The look on the face of the lady sitting next to him says it all.
I'll bet it was a real stinker.
Just like John "Elitist" Kerry himself.

Charlie Glock
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms"
- Thomas Jefferson 1776
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