Re: What we need is a gimmick

Nicko

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Nov 15, 2009, 8:28:09 PM11/15/09

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On Nov 15, 5:46 pm, "Miss Binky, the loose kitchen frog-less"
<MissBin...@aol.com> wrote:
> On Nov 15, 3:38 pm, Tater Gumfries <TaterGumfr...@usa.com> wrote:
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>
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> > On Nov 15, 4:05 pm, "Miss Binky, the loose kitchen frog-less"
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> > <MissBin...@aol.com> wrote:
> > > On Nov 15, 12:54 pm, Tater Gumfries <TaterGumfr...@usa.com> wrote:
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> > > > Something to set us apart. Maybe... funny names? Nah, that's been
> > > > tried. A weird religion? Too pedestrian. A new and horrible flavor of
> > > > ice cream? The Japanese probably beat us to it. Secret handshake?
> > > > Maybe, but kinda hard to do in the Intertubes.
>
> > > > What, then?
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> > > > Tater
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> > > How bout waffles?
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> > You have the best ideas, Miss Binky!
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> > Waffles. The Subgenius must have waffles!
>
> > Tater
>
> Thanks! Actually, I was just hungry for waffles.

French Toast: The Ultimate Waffle

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YOP...

Piet de Arcilla

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Nov 16, 2009, 12:53:26 AM11/16/09

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On Nov 15, 8:28 pm, Nicko <nervous.n...@gmail.com> wrote:
> French Toast: The Ultimate Waffle

Good French toast is better than a good waffle.

However, a mediocre waffle is better than mediocre French toast.
Sometimes.

(David P.)

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Nov 16, 2009, 1:27:27 AM11/16/09

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I just bought some sweet potato pancake/waffle/muffin/cookie mix,
but haven't tried it yet. Bruce's, from Wilson NC & El Paso TX.
.
.
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Dr. HotSalt

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Nov 16, 2009, 4:44:58 AM11/16/09

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On Nov 15, 10:27 pm, "(David P.)" <imb...@mindspring.com> wrote:
> On Nov 16, 12:53 am, Piet de Arcilla <dearci...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> > On Nov 15, 8:28 pm, Nicko <nervous.n...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> > > French Toast: The Ultimate Waffle
>
> > Good French toast is better than a good waffle.

Yes. But, good Freedom Toast is hard to find...

> > However, a mediocre waffle is better than mediocre French toast.
> > Sometimes.

Urban Legend Debunkfication Dept. INSTANT REVIEW:

(actually, SLIGHTLY DELAYED UNTIL IT WAS TOPICAL REVIEW)

Hospital food is archetypically Horripilating. Wife had to go some
months back for something I don't remember, but anyway we went to
Cafeteria in hospital which was arranged kinda like a mall foodcourt*
with a single exit where the cash register was. Many items were self-
serve including the waffle iron. Wife watched another lady make one
then HAD to try it. Scoop batter out of tub, pour into iron, wait,
plate it up with berries and whupt cream or whatever, then pay and
eat.

Wife said it was TEH MAX NUMZORZ!

> I just bought some sweet potato pancake/waffle/muffin/cookie mix,
> but haven't tried it yet. Bruce's, from Wilson NC & El Paso TX.

Not making any predictions, but I've noticed that things which are
adequate for many purposes seldom excel at any one purpose.

Please to post INSTANT REVIEW proving me wrong.

*There usually isn't a judge or jury though. Probably because all the
vendors would be convicted if there were.

Dr. HotSalt

Rev. 11D Meow!

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Nov 16, 2009, 4:51:22 AM11/16/09

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nobody knows
nobody gives a fuck

what ewe said
at all

SHEEP FUCKEE!

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> Dr. HotSalt
>

Hai KU KU KU KU KU KU ...

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Dr. HotSalt

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Nov 16, 2009, 1:19:04 PM11/16/09

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On Nov 16, 1:51 am, Rev. 11D Meow! <Ji...@Crack.corn> wrote:
> nobody knows
> nobody gives a fuck
>
> what ewe said
> at all

Obviously, you cared enough to mock.

I'm touched. (snif)

Or is that spelt "tetched"?

Whatever.

> Hai KU KU KU KU KU KU ...

Needs more syllABles.

Dr. HotSalt

john simon ritchie

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Nov 17, 2009, 8:34:14 PM11/17/09

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sid

i don't fuckin' care

XODDI

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Nov 17, 2009, 8:56:50 PM11/17/09

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"john simon ritchie" <beelz...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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Shut up you silly little poseur faggot.

Tater Gumfries

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Nov 17, 2009, 10:21:37 PM11/17/09

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On Nov 17, 6:34 pm, john simon ritchie <beelzib...@comcast.net> wrote:

> sid

Who are you and why should anyone care?

Tater

Mark Edwards

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Nov 18, 2009, 6:28:52 AM11/18/09

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john simon ritchie <beelzib...@comcast.net> wrote:
>> sid

No cluons were harmed when Tater Gumfries wrote:
>Who are you and why should anyone care?

Oh no! That's Sudden Internet Death, disguising itself by using an
all-lowercase acronym. Don't taunt it!

Mark Edwards
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Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request

David DeLaney

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Nov 18, 2009, 7:21:50 AM11/18/09

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Mark Edwards <Mark-E...@comcast.net> wrote:
>john simon ritchie <beelzib...@comcast.net> wrote:
>>> sid
>
>No cluons were harmed when Tater Gumfries wrote:
>>Who are you and why should anyone care?
>
>Oh no! That's Sudden Internet Death, disguising itself by using an
>all-lowercase acronym. Don't taunt it!

could be worse

could be

THE DEATH DOT

Dave "DO NOT WANT" DeLaney
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\/David DeLaney posting from d...@vic.com "It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
http://www.vic.com/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ & Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.

Mark

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Nov 18, 2009, 11:56:42 AM11/18/09

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On Nov 18, 6:28 am, Mark Edwards <Mark-Edwa...@comcast.net> wrote:
> john simon ritchie <beelzib...@comcast.net> wrote:
:
>
> >Who are you and why should anyone care?
>
> Oh no! That's Sudden Internet Death, disguising itself by using an
> all-lowercase acronym. Don't taunt it!
>
> Mark Edwards

Never taunt anyone with 3 NAMES!

John Wayne Gacy, Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer, Albert Henry Disalvo, Theodore
John Kaczyinsky, Robert William (Willie) Picton, Gary Leon Ridgway
(Green River Killer), Theodore Robert Bundy, Henry Lee Lucas ….

and now, john simon ritchie!

Has anyone seen ritchie?
Has anyone seen ritchie?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27YxUnuXgY4

---
Mark
G.E., making imagination work

Glenn Knickerbocker

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Nov 18, 2009, 6:05:35 PM11/18/09

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Mark wrote:
> Never taunt anyone with 3 NAMES!

You are Gilbert Gottfried and I claim my pretentious middle initial.

�R

john simon ritchie

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Nov 18, 2009, 9:18:56 PM11/18/09

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'glenn nick Knickerbocker

pigs suck

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Nov 18, 2009, 10:49:11 PM11/18/09

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Flick your Bic, john simon ritchie!

pete

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Nov 18, 2009, 10:52:32 PM11/18/09

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Mark wrote:

> Never taunt anyone with 3 NAMES!

No, it's never say their name in the mirror 3 TIMES!

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pete

Miss Binky, the loose kitchen frog-less

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Nov 18, 2009, 11:00:40 PM11/18/09

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How in the fuck did THIS thread did crossposted????!!! I'm tired of
you crossposting jackdandies!!!!

Go fuck yourselves with a waffle iron!

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Miss Binky

pete

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Nov 18, 2009, 11:14:21 PM11/18/09

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Miss Binky, the loose kitchen frog-less wrote:
> On Nov 18, 7:52 pm, pete <pfil...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>
>>Mark wrote:
>>
>>>Never taunt anyone with 3 NAMES!
>>
>>No, it's never say their name in the mirror 3 TIMES!

> How in the fuck did THIS thread did crossposted????!!! I'm tired of

> you crossposting jackdandies!!!!
>
> Go fuck yourselves with a waffle iron!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwV2ChY_kFs

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pete

(David P.)

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Nov 19, 2009, 1:11:43 AM11/19/09

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"Miss Binky" <MissBin...@aol.com> wrote:
> pete <pfil...@mindspring.com> wrote:
> > Mark wrote:
> > > Never taunt anyone with 3 NAMES!
>
> > No, it's never say their name in the mirror 3 TIMES!
>

> How in the fuck did THIS thread did crossposted????!!!
> I'm tired of you crossposting jackdandies!!!!
>
> Go fuck yourselves with a waffle iron!

http://bit.ly/Z6DtJ
.
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Glenn Knickerbocker

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Nov 19, 2009, 2:43:48 AM11/19/09

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On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:18:56 -0500, john simon ritchie wrote:
>Glenn Knickerbocker wrote:
>> �R
>'glenn nick Knickerbocker
>--
>sid

More puzzlingly, I wrote:
>Organization: Strange Kin, Chaent Luck Broker

and I seem to have been doing so (at certain times) for almost three
weeks without noticing.

Greek banker licks nut on chart?

Ha!

Mark Edwards

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Nov 19, 2009, 6:28:30 AM11/19/09

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No cluons were harmed when Miss Binky, the loose kitchen frog-less wrote:
>How in the fuck did THIS thread did crossposted????!!! I'm tired of
>you crossposting jackdandies!!!!

My computer does it automatically.

>Go fuck yourselves with a waffle iron!

My computer does it... OWW!!!eleven!

Mark-not-a-jilldandy-Edwards

Otto Bahn

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Nov 19, 2009, 10:03:10 AM11/19/09

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"pete" <pfi...@mindspring.com> wrote

>> Never taunt anyone with 3 NAMES!
>
> No, it's never say their name in the mirror 3 TIMES!

And never ask a Ouiji board it's name.

--oTTo--

Otto Bahn

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Nov 19, 2009, 10:04:32 AM11/19/09

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"Miss Binky, the loose kitchen frog-less" <MissB...@aol.com> wrote

< Go fuck yourselves with a waffle iron!

Binky gettin' kinky!

--oTTo--

pete

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Nov 19, 2009, 11:14:58 AM11/19/09

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"L'Ouiji"

What would be the corresponding alternate spelling for "Mario"?

--
pete

Shelly

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Nov 19, 2009, 11:17:49 AM11/19/09

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"pete" <pfi...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
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Mais Oui O. Duh.

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Dr. HotSalt

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Nov 19, 2009, 1:44:52 PM11/19/09

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Oh, no. I'm not clicking on THAT. Especially with no SFW/NSFW label.

I learnt my lesson with that "goat-see" thingy.

Dr. HotSalt

john simon ritchie

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Nov 20, 2009, 4:54:59 PM11/20/09

to beelz...@comcast.net, Glenn Knickerbocker

john simon ritchie wrote:
> Glenn Knickerbocker wrote:

... what we need is for u 2 shut the fuck up!

Otto Bahn

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Nov 20, 2009, 5:06:40 PM11/20/09

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"john simon ritchie" <beelz...@comcast.net> wrote in

>> Glenn Knickerbocker wrote:
> ... what we need is for u 2 shut the [Redacted] up!

1. Please watch your language, this is a family chatroom I'm in.

2. How can they shut up when they aren't speaking to each other?

3. The number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Toosie Pop!

--oTTo--

john simon ritchie

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Nov 22, 2009, 2:21:38 PM11/22/09

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... are the old gimmicks recyclable?

pete

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Nov 22, 2009, 5:01:05 PM11/22/09

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Mais Oui Eaux ?

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pete

Dr. HotSalt

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Nov 22, 2009, 5:37:35 PM11/22/09

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On Nov 19, 8:17 am, "Shelly" <she...@cat-sidh.net> wrote:
> "pete" <pfil...@mindspring.com> wrote in message

>
> news:C9ednXmmdM5g85jW...@earthlink.com...
>
> > Otto Bahn wrote:

> >> "pete" <pfil...@mindspring.com> wrote

>
> >>>>Never taunt anyone with 3 NAMES!
>
> >>>No, it's never say their name in the mirror 3 TIMES!
>
> >> And never ask a Ouiji board it's name.
>
> > "L'Ouiji"
>
> > What would be the corresponding alternate spelling for "Mario"?
>

> _The Story Of Mais Oui O_. Duh.

IFYPFY

Dr. HotSalt

john simon ritchie

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Nov 22, 2009, 5:39:50 PM11/22/09

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... MY WEE-WEE HURTS!

john simon ritchie

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Nov 22, 2009, 9:16:05 PM11/22/09

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> ... TB not just VENERAL DISEASE.

Otto Bahn

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Nov 23, 2009, 12:29:58 PM11/23/09

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"john simon ritchie" <beelz...@comcast.net> wrote

>>> ... what we need is for u 2 shut the [Redacted] up!

>>
>> 1. Please watch your language, this is a family chatroom I'm in.
>>
>> 2. How can they shut up when they aren't speaking to each other?
>>
>> 3. The number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Toosie Pop!
>>
>> --oTTo--
>>
>>
> ... are the old gimmicks recyclable?

Technically all of them are, but only numbers 1 and 2 have
suffucient demand to bother recycling them with any real
benefit.

--oTTo--