Rules for Newbies
Elaine Slusar
FAQ's: I cannot find them.
Get A Feel for the Group: I did that now I am numb.
Make Shur Your Topic Fits Theirs: I do not cuss, so you just
fill in your own.
Is there some imagist out there that can explain what is
happening on their screen with this alleged double spacing
between the words? Since I do not have a computer and the
only flack comes from "Talk Bizzare" I need your honest
explanation. Please attempt to respond without vulgarities and
humiliations because if while I am reading your attempts and
some family member walks through the room, I must quickly tap
the "go-away-button" upon which my finger constantly rests for
emergencies, thereby not enabling you to be read by me. Thank
you all.
Love for and to all, Paminfarm and welcome to the Bible Belt .
TheMi...@webtv.net
SCREW YOU YA FILTHY MORON, & YOUR ANAL FRIGGIN RULES! THE OBJECT IN A
NEWS GROUP IS FREEDOM OF SPEECH! FREEDOM MEANS OUGHLY, THE FREEDOM TO
DO & SAY ANYTHING THE WAY THAT WE WANT TO! SO SHOVE YOUR STUPID RULES
& UR DUMB NETIQUETTE YA LOUSY BUNCHA COMMIE PINKO DUNCES!
"Is something wrong" she said? Of course there is. "You're still
alive"she said? Do i deserve to be? Is that the question? & if so, if
so, who answers? Who answers? I, I'M STILL ALIVE". =A91991 Pearl Jam
Steven Young
TheMi...@webtv.net wrote:
: SCREW YOU YA FILTHY MORON, & YOUR ANAL FRIGGIN RULES! THE OBJECT IN A
: NEWS GROUP IS FREEDOM OF SPEECH! FREEDOM MEANS OUGHLY, THE FREEDOM TO
And I would die for your right to make outrageous claims and act
like a moron.
dreamer
Mao Tse-Tung
> And I would die for your right to make outrageous claims and act
> like a moron.
And guess who'd be responsible DIRECTLY for your death?
Quizzicalities abound...
Steven Young
Mao Tse-Tung (cd...@worldnet.att.net) wrote:
: > And I would die for your right to make outrageous claims and act
: > like a moron.
: And guess who'd be responsible DIRECTLY for your death?
Well, I suppose I would, but in the same vein, I could probably get
it to look like some sort of noble martyr-type deal where I was doing
something to protect everyone's rights.
There would be a statue erected; parties would be thrown.
dreamer
d_walla
PIHAT...@webtv.net wrote:
>
> BURN THE FAQ! TORCH THE FAQ! DESECRATE THE NETIQUETTE! BRING IT ALL
> DOWN IN THE NAME OF SPITE!
The FAQ states that, in posting here, that you should "fail to suck".
Not "fail -and- suck."
Thanks for playing. Johnny, what have we got for him?
Forever in debt to your Chrysler's Advice,
D
Mao Tse-Tung
> : > And I would die for your right to make outrageous claims and act
> : > like a moron.
>
> : And guess who'd be responsible DIRECTLY for your death?
That's ONE answer, so let's explore that for a while: You would not only
be offing yourself for that asshole's unearned rights, you would be
ENCOURAGING those moronic acts and EMULATING the outrageous claims and
moronic actions, since you A. Just made an outrageous claim, and R.
You'd be the target of ridicule for killing yourself instead of the
idiot you directed the post at. Wake up. You have no rights. Otherwise
you'd be able to DEAL with situations like these promptly and
efficiently.
> Well, I suppose I would, but in the same vein, I could probably get
> it to look like some sort of noble martyr-type deal where I was doing
> something to protect everyone's rights.
Implausible, no one respects a lawbreaker, and suicide is definitely a
crime. So keep your dreams of grandeur to yourself, and realize the
stark truth that NOTHING you could EVER do in killing yourself, no
matter how 'dramatic' or 'symbolic' you might think it, would make but
one cop bat an eye. No one knows you. No one would be crusading in your
wake collecting trash or money. It would just get rid of you. That's
all. You could blow your brains all over the wall next to you right now,
and no one on the face of this earth would even figure out a connection
or anything sufficient enough to post the 'tragic' story to this
newsgroup.
> There would be a statue erected; parties would be thrown.
Don't try to call yourself a hero or a leader. You're neither, and no
one would spend money erecting ANYTHING in your memory. What did you do
so wonderful to encourage this behaviour in anyone??
Steven Young
Mao Tse-Tung (cd...@worldnet.att.net) wrote:
: > : > And I would die for your right to make outrageous claims and act
: > : > like a moron.
: >
: > : And guess who'd be responsible DIRECTLY for your death?
: That's ONE answer, so let's explore that for a while: You would not only
: be offing yourself for that asshole's unearned rights, you would be
: ENCOURAGING those moronic acts and EMULATING the outrageous claims and
: moronic actions, since you A. Just made an outrageous claim, and R.
Perhaps it was all a subtly crafted irony designed for your edification
and amusement. However, it seems that, whilst perceiving the aforementioned
irony which might have been completely unintentional and is now being passed
off as planned, it also inspired you to reply in a deluge of mixed-case
hyperactive not-entirely-unlike-a-ferret-on-crack verbiage which, whilst
highly amusing, is also insightful to such a level that I'm pondering
lobbying for a new version of the Bible with it included.
Or maybe I just suck.
: > There would be a statue erected; parties would be thrown.
: Don't try to call yourself a hero or a leader. You're neither, and no
: one would spend money erecting ANYTHING in your memory. What did you do
: so wonderful to encourage this behaviour in anyone??
It's not so much what I _have_ done, but rather, what I _haven't_ done.
For example, I have rarely wet myself during important events where
millions and millions of people may or may not be watching. I've never
swallowed pennies, which, interestingly enough, actually qualifies as a
federal offence in Canada and most likely the USA.
dreamer
Bill Coderre
In article <5to8cg$6eo$1...@was.hooked.net>, sdy...@well.com (Steven Young) wrote:
| Mao Tse-Tung (cd...@worldnet.att.net) wrote:
Blah blah blah, I can't be bothered to read this....
Steve, I hope you're enjoying this mutual masturbation with "Mao". Most of
us fail to care what Mr CDick to you buddy says, and have killfiled him
and his ilk ages ago.
mr HEINOUS
Just remember: "There is no solution in software."
PIHAT...@webtv.net
KILLFILE THIS, YUPPIE *SWIVELING GROIN AT TV SCREEN, IMITATING A YOUNG
ELVIS ON SPEED*
Mao Tse-Tung
> : Don't try to call yourself a hero or a leader. You're neither, and no
> : one would spend money erecting ANYTHING in your memory. What did you do
> : so wonderful to encourage this behaviour in anyone??
>
> It's not so much what I _have_ done, but rather, what I _haven't_ done.
> For example, I have rarely wet myself during important events where
> millions and millions of people may or may not be watching. I've never
> swallowed pennies, which, interestingly enough, actually qualifies as a
> federal offence in Canada and most likely the USA.
(reading from my Tribunal):
"And some things are controlled by the bones themselves, such things as
wetting onesself, playing a drum, riding in an airplane, or chattering
one's teeth."
And also, being passive and skimming through life being impartial and
obeying the letter of the law to the point where the eyestrain from such
reading causes you to blindside a boat, a skiff, rather, and decapitate
yourself, those things do not gain you any kind of heroic aura. The same
way as someone hit by a stray bullet does not die a hero for being in
the wrong place at the wrong time, neither is the idiot who alone leaps
into the path of gunfire as a false-martyr in hopes of getting a
citation and a medal at the same time. In fact, I can actually quote:
"High and dangerous action teaches us to believe as right beyond dispute
things for which our doubting minds are slow to find words of proof; out
of heroism grows faith in the worth of heroism." - Justice Oliver
Wendell Holmes, Jr.
And again:
"It is in disaster, not success, that the heroes and the bums really get
sorted out." -Admiral James B. Stockdale, 'In War, In Prison, In
Antiquity,' Parameters 1987.
There are no heroes anymore, there are no knights in shining armor, no
one brave and noble of heart to do courageous things and hold everyone
else's opinion or welfare over his own; you are no hero. You cannot
argue, either, that war is the only occasion in which heroism is sparked
in the chambers of the minds of men, I have waged war, and I am no hero.
Rather we should be satisfied at not having something in war or in peace
to be ashamed of, in that our country, no matter how ill-managed,
-funded, -populated, or -meaning, stands out above the rest as a
resilient, strong, healthy, rich nation which does not back down (even
if it rarely if ever makes a stand anymore) and will not accept the fact
that it can ever be defeated, we have fought for that description since
we pounded back the british in the revolution, and we still fight for it
today, alongside other nations, including our former enemies, since they
offered to us learning experiences, in the case of the british we
learned how to seek independence from oppression, and now we choose to
fight oppression in other lands, even as we change, no, not with the
winds or the tides, but with the people, the soldiers, the workers, a
proud few of which are officially heroes, and behind them the means to
power that freedom which intensified their loyalty TO BECOME heroism.
-Mao Tse-Tung
Steven Young
: Steve, I hope you're enjoying this mutual masturbation with "Mao". Most of
: us fail to care what Mr CDick to you buddy says, and have killfiled him
: and his ilk ages ago.
I see. At the risk of setting myself aside as a really exceptionally
stupid newbie, I'm really new to this group, and thus have yet to, er,
figure out who's who.
I'll try to restrain my masturbatory urges in the future.
dreamer
"The only thing worse than a stupid newbie is an apologetic newbie.."
Elaine Slusar
Dear Billy Boy: I am shelling out over $30.00 a month. That, of course,
is due to the flat rate into Jacksonville.
"Screams of pain and fear go pulsing through the air at the rate of
Eleven Hundred feet per second. After traveling for three seconds they
are perfectly inaudible. It is time to amplify the screams". Aldous
Huxley
Elaine Slusar
Dear Joe: Here is the E-mail I sent you that was undeliverable (that
means they sent it back to me, sayng blah, blah, blah) ((which means,
"we are no account")) (((which means I know you would not submit a false
address in your "Post" which was not really a "Post" but a "Respond"))):
Dear Joe: Just caught it- - - - - - - - - - - laughing hysterically. -
- - Really - - - - very good, - - - more than very good - - -
(excellent). - - - cannot stop lauging, please, somebody help me!! - - -
laughing - - - - laughing - - - laughing - - -still - - - still - - -
still - - - laughinglaughing help help laughing please some one any one
- - - -
laughinglaughinglaughinglaughinglaughinglaughinghelphelphelplaughinghelplaughinghelphelphelphelplaughinghelparrrrrrgh
Mao Tse-Tung
> On a slightly related note: does anyone volunteer *not* to killfile all
> webtv.net posts, and let the rest of us know if anyone worth reading shows up?
Yes. I say fuck anyone with a killfile.
If you can't wade through a couple posts once in a while, you shouldn't
be on the usenet. (directed at killfiles in the Metro areas within
shouting distance) Intolerant lazy sons of bitches, you're as bad as the
webtv assholes! Stop working! Destroy yourselves!
Mao Tse-Tung
> Dear Billy Boy: I am shelling out over $30.00 a month.
Hmm, I see a trend... If this continues, these jobless, worthless
shitheads are going to be broke in, well, two months, if they take out a
second mortgage and sell pets, children, parents, etc.
COUNTDOWN TO WEBTV WELFARE... Now you should see why it's a stupid way
to waste money!
PIHAT...@webtv.net
MAO-MAO- I _WIPE_ WITH 30 BUCKS, DREAMER! IM HERE TO STAY! MONEY IS OF
NO IMPORTANCE..
Rimrunner
In your dreams, boy-o.
*plonk*
Rimrunner
pointless followups 'r us
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TheMi...@webtv.net
KILLFILE=3DVICTORY! PLEASE KILLFILE US! THANX!
TheMi...@webtv.net
YEP, YA HIT IT RIGHT ON THE HEAD! INFERIORITY, SNIVEL, THE ONLY THING
YOU 4GOT WAS WHINING!
Joe Talmadge
Elaine Slusar (fors...@webtv.net) wrote:
> Dear Joe: Here is the E-mail I sent you that was undeliverable (that
> means they sent it back to me, sayng blah, blah, blah) ((which means,
> "we are no account")) (((which means I know you would not submit a false
> address in your "Post" which was not really a "Post" but a
> "Respond"))):
I am afraid, oh great reservoir of slusarness, that the problem is on
your side. I am j...@cup.hp.com, I have always been j...@cup.hp.com,
and long after incontinence makes it impossible for you to sit at the
keyboard long enough to post, I shall continue to be j...@cup.hp.com.
I suggest you have it tatooed on your posterior -- it worked for me.
I remain yours in slusosity,
Scott Dorsey
In article <5tv690$5mk$1...@usenet76.supernews.com> thegr...@narcissus.com (ME!) writes:
>I never use a killfile, because I might miss a post where someone
>is talking about ME ME ME the great ME!
This is what kiboesque autoselection is for, my friend. Killfiles go
both ways in this modern age of prioritzing newsreaders.
--scott
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"C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."
PIHAT...@webtv.net
REAL WITTY, MAMMY RAMMER.
surgical_steel
Reply to: surgic...@mindspring.com (surgical_steel)
FidoAddr: PIHAT...@WEBTV.NET
To.......... Pihat...@webtv.net
Pihat...@webtv.net leaned over their automatic rifle and whispered:
Pi> KILLFILE THIS, YUPPIE *SWIVELING GROIN AT TV SCREEN, IMITATING A YOUNG
Pi> ELVIS ON SPEED*
This is perhaps the most grotesque form of masturbation I have ever
witnessed.
... I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to be a leaf eater.
+Origin: Faith Collapsing BBS 757.833.6815
ME!
klu...@netcom.com (Scott Dorsey) wrote:
>In article <5tv690$5mk$1...@usenet76.supernews.com> thegr...@narcissus.com (ME!) writes:
>>I never use a killfile, because I might miss a post where someone
>>is talking about ME ME ME the great ME!
>
>This is what kiboesque autoselection is for, my friend. Killfiles go
>both ways in this modern age of prioritzing newsreaders.
Then I GOTTA get one of those! What's good for Kibo is good for
ME! But... what if I don't pick up messages about ME!? That
would be too much to bear. And besides, too, I like sifting
through the posts and by accident discovering those about ME!
It's like finding the last candy Easter egg hidden in the
excelsior at the bottom of the basket. I love that!
Lisa Chabot
Rimrunner wrote:
>>Mao Tse-Tung <cd...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>>
>>>Yes. I say fuck anyone with a killfile.
>
>In your dreams, boy-o.
>
>*plonk*
>
>Rimrunner
>pointless followups 'r us
IHNJH, IJHTS: best fucking follow of the month.
.
. and, best "fucking"-followup of the month
.
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non-spam can be sent to lsc at this ISP
Me and my trenchant mouth. --Homer Simpson
act...@greenheart.com
Lisa Chabot wrote:
>
>
> IHNJH, IJHTS [...]
I hocked ninety jaundiced handcarts?
Indians just hauled twenty sonambulists?
5 010102 100015
Steven Young <sdy...@well.com> was babbling on about something that
inspired me to reply
> And I would die for your right to make outrageous claims and act
>like a moron.
And I would let all the webtv peeps die for MY right to act like
a moron.
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5 010102 100015
TheMi...@webtv.net was babbling on about something that inspired me
to reply
>SCREW YOU YA FILTHY MORON, & YOUR ANAL FRIGGIN RULES! THE OBJECT IN A
>NEWS GROUP IS FREEDOM OF SPEECH! FREEDOM MEANS OUGHLY, THE FREEDOM TO
>DO & SAY ANYTHING THE WAY THAT WE WANT TO! SO SHOVE YOUR STUPID RULES
>& UR DUMB NETIQUETTE YA LOUSY BUNCHA COMMIE PINKO DUNCES!
Too much for me.
Bang.
One shot, one kill... goodbye forever
The Philosopher from Hell
In talk.bizarre, 5 010102 100015 <DrPe...@diespam.ThePentagon.com> wrote:
501@ Steven Young <sdy...@well.com> was babbling on about something that
501@ inspired me to reply
> And I would die for your right to make outrageous claims and act
>like a moron.
501@ And I would let all the webtv peeps die for MY right to act like
501@ a moron.
And I would kill all the pez eating morons for webtv user's right
to eat Peeps.
my BRANE hurtz, I need to find me some Mr. Pibb.
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5 010102 100015
The Philosopher from Hell <tp...@io.com> was babbling on about something
that inspired me to reply
>my BRANE hurtz, I need to find me some Mr. Pibb.
Mr Pibb. pah.
The poor man's Dr Pepper.
Xenome
5 010102 100015 wrote:
>
> Mr Pibb. pah.
> The poor man's Dr Pepper.
Maybe he meant Dr. Phibes... he could be planning to loose a swarm of
locusts on you or make his stick eat your stick. I'd watch my back and
listen for disturbed organ music if I were you...
Xenome
By having read this post, you agree to assume all liability for anything
that ever happens, and you furthermore agree to dance in a circle and
cluck like a chicken.
5 010102 100015
Xenome <xen...@earthling.net> was babbling on about something that
inspired me to reply
>Maybe he meant Dr. Phibes... he could be planning to loose a swarm of
>locusts on you or make his stick eat your stick. I'd watch my back and
>listen for disturbed organ music if I were you...
Heh, do that anyway.
>By having read this post, you agree to assume all liability for anything
>that ever happens, and you furthermore agree to dance in a circle and
>cluck like a chicken.
Did that at a party last night having read your sig.
Became quite a craze.
Sean T Barrett
Lisa Chabot <lscdoesntea...@netcom.com> wrote:
>On a slightly related note: does anyone volunteer *not*
>to killfile all webtv.net posts, and let the rest of us
>know if anyone worth reading shows up?
In case anyone's wondering, no new-reading-worthy posters
from webtv have appeared. In fact, webtv has been pretty
quiet, if you know what I mean. For example, in my current
spool, we have, in decreasing order of quantity,
Elspeth, Elvis, Elaine [hey, do I see a pattern here?],
and a spam.
And now for your reading pleasure, I'll pretend I'm
Mark Lippert and say that backwards:
maps uhd-naa ree-h nertap uh ease I ood, uh-a-h naily sivleh
thepsleh eatitnahwk vuh rudro[*] ngisearckihd nih vaa-h
eew loops tniruck I'm nih lupmaasckeh ruf neem I tuhw
oo-ee fih tihee-ahwk eetihrp nihb zaa-h eve eat behw
tckaaf nih dreepuh vaa-h eve eat behw muhrf sruhtsohp
eethruhw ngihdeer woon ohn ngirednuhw snuhweeneh sayck nih
IHNJH, IJLS "ngirednuhw snuhweeneh".
buzzard
[*] not sure how to write that vowel sound, e.g. "oar"