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IMAGINARY PANTS

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James Kibo Parry

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Nov 17, 1994, 7:57:32 AM11/17/94
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I keep thinking of a Giant H wearing imaginary pants, and I keep
laughing. A Giant H with its legs surrounded by dotted lines!
It's a comical thing! Try it and see!

-- K.
I am the wisest man on Usenet.

Michael Straight

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Nov 17, 1994, 8:59:14 AM11/17/94
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In article <CzExB...@world.std.com>,
> I am the wisest man on the Infobahn.
^^^^^^

According to my spellchecking program, you either misspelled "widest",
"wise ass", or "Windows for Workgroups", I'm not sure which.

Michael Straight wonders if it wasn't "Weltanschauungen."
..............................................................................
Ethical Mirth Gas/"I'm chaste alright."/The Magical Shirt/Hath grace limits?"
"Halt this grimace!"/Chili Hamster Tag/The Gilt Charisma/"I gather this calm."

Cerberus

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Nov 17, 1994, 1:25:55 PM11/17/94
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> I keep thinking of a Giant H wearing imaginary pants, and I keep
> laughing. A Giant H with its legs surrounded by dotted lines!
> It's a comical thing! Try it and see!

It's so funny Dave Letterman named his production company after the concept!

> -- K.
> I am the wisest man on Usenet.

YDL,
cey

--
Cerberus is the only one who knows the etymology of "etymology."
"Theory is an effete diversion. Its purpose is to increase the self-esteem of the theorists. The only worthwhile doctrine is calculated madness"--_Players_, by Don DeLillo.

brent jackson

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Nov 17, 1994, 8:46:39 PM11/17/94
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...thus spake James "Kibo" Parry through the avatar ki...@world.std.com...
\\ I keep thinking of a Giant H wearing imaginary pants, and I keep

\\ laughing. A Giant H with its legs surrounded by dotted lines!
\\ It's a comical thing! Try it and see!

did i ever tell you about my Moebius Pants(tm)?
no matter what way you wear them, they're never inside out!

...if you know how to put them on.

-brent

kevin w mcauley

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Nov 18, 1994, 4:13:45 AM11/18/94
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In article <CzExB...@world.std.com>,
James "Kibo" Parry <ki...@world.std.com> wrote:
i'm sorry. you have to forgive me. once again i have some meaningless babble
to add to the discusio i could not help but missread the subject as
'imaginary penis'. i don't know what this says about me but check the time
of this post. [4 am.]

beelzibub
i am NOT the wisest man on usenet
--

but 'rawjah', she wants my soapy, lathery penis.

Joseph Bay

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Nov 18, 1994, 8:41:57 AM11/18/94
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stu...@world.std.com (kevin w mcauley) writes:
******
>i'm sorry. you have to forgive me. once again i have some meaningless*babble*
******

Damnit! You keep misspelling it! What the hell is wrong with you people?

--
"There is much more to this demented post, than this paragraph." Waltzing
-- Andrew Beckwith "Grate spirits have always encounterd Ma~
violint opposition from mediocer minds" --A. Einstien
"Without trolling, the Internet wouldn't be where it is today" -John Yeung

brent jackson

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Nov 18, 1994, 10:33:33 PM11/18/94
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...thus spake Joseph Bay through the avatar b...@eden.rutgers.edu...

\\ stu...@world.std.com (kevin w mcauley) writes:
\\ ******
\\ >once again i have some meaningless*beable*
\\ ******

\\ Damnit! You keep misspelling it! What the hell is wrong with you people?

damn YOU! i think everyone has the right to beable to spell "beable" anyway
they want - even such radical spellings as "beable" or "beable". i do not
appreciate the usenet crypto-anarcho-fascist boys' club coming in to this
area and replacing innocent posters' "beable"s with "beable"s! this is an
outrage and i demand someone do something about it! now!

-brent
replace THIS, beablehead!

Joseph Bay

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Nov 19, 1994, 12:25:52 AM11/19/94
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b...@cs.brown.edu (brent jackson) writes:

>-brent
> replace THIS,doodiehead!


Replace what?


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"There is much more to this demented post, than this paragraph."

-- Andrew Beckwith "Grate spirits have always encountered violint
opposition from mediocer minds" -- A. Einstein
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Jay Klinck

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Nov 28, 1994, 8:08:47 AM11/28/94
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In article <3ah11v$d...@cat.cis.Brown.EDU> b...@cs.brown.edu (brent jackson) writes:

>did i ever tell you about my Moebius Pants(tm)?
>no matter what way you wear them, they're never inside out!
>
>...if you know how to put them on.
>
>-brent
>

Say, I had a pair of pants like that once, but I could never find
the beginning of the zipper.

--
Jay "The first two inches are free" Klinck

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