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The Biggest Motherfucker in the Valley

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Jul 22, 2012, 12:51:35 AM7/22/12
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Having swallowed the most amount of semen ever officially recorded
Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints (0.96 liter) of semen pumped out of her
stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991. Although as men we�d like to give
this young lady a Hi-5, we know this is probably something she won�t
want to tell her kids.
Read more at
http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/02/6-sexual-records-you-shoudnt-be-proud-of/#miXPzssWyyJjEMoS.99

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.net. I know what you're thinking: 'did he already blow me or
not'? Well, in all the confusion I kinda lost track myself. So
you gotta ask yourself one question �is he going straight to
hell? Is he? Is he punk? Go for it 'say a prayer (for pete)

Scott Dorsey

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Jul 29, 2012, 3:28:16 PM7/29/12
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>>The Biggest Motherfucker in the Valley <nochs...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>> Having swallowed the most amount of semen ever officially recorded
>>>Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints (0.96 liter) of semen pumped out of her
>>>stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991. Although as men we�d like to give
>>>this young lady a Hi-5, we know this is probably something she won�t
>>>want to tell her kids.

For years I have heard similar things, and they don't really make much sense.

First of all, a liter of semen is only about a hundred ejaculations worth,
which I admit is pretty much but is definitely no record. You can find someone
at any typical biker bar who has done that.

Secondly, and more importantly, why would anyone need to have their stomach
pumped after such a thing? Yeah, it's pretty alkaline but it's not going to
hurt you, it'll just take a while to digest.

So, I will count this, and other supposed "incidents" like it as aprocryphal.
--scott
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"C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."

astri

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Jul 29, 2012, 4:06:32 PM7/29/12
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On Sun, 29 Jul 2012, Scott Dorsey wrote:

> Secondly, and more importantly, why would anyone need to have their
> stomach pumped after such a thing? Yeah, it's pretty alkaline but
> it's not going to hurt you, it'll just take a while to digest.

she probably didn't want to gain the weight
semen is high calorie

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Nikolai Kingsley

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Jul 29, 2012, 9:18:41 PM7/29/12
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> she probably didn't want to gain the weight
> semen is high calorie




diet semen. bn,r,m.

Ken Johnson

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Jul 30, 2012, 7:54:51 AM7/30/12
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On Monday, July 30, 2012 2:18:41 AM UTC+1, Nikolai Kingsley wrote:

> diet semen. bn,r,m.

and it tastes better than Lipton's tinned cold tea

Ken Johnson
...now that really IS yucky

Nikolai Kingsley

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Jul 30, 2012, 9:24:35 AM7/30/12
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>> diet semen. bn,r,m.
>
> and it tastes better than Lipton's tinned cold tea


combine the two, and then think of a prominent white supremacist we can
name it after.

The Biggest Motherfucker in the Valley

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Jul 30, 2012, 3:30:55 PM7/30/12
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... lipmen???
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