I deal in paradigms. I don't want you doing what I prescribed to
find me staring at you and angry because you followed me here.
I wanted Amber Heard to win the court case. I only took Johnny's
side on
facebook.com because it seemed like everybody was doing
the opposite of what I said. I don't like someone in my business
blackmailing me by speaking loudly. If you want to blackmail me
you have to work harder than revealing secrets out loud. And now,
the entire country probably hates me. I wear glasses. In the corps
there are two types of guys. The ones who carry their glasses in
their inventory, and the ones who carry a pack of condoms in their
inventory. I don't get to dominate girls. Your aunt is angered by the
accusation of murder, "Yes I did it." Then she shoots you with a
little concealed pistol through the stomach. You die.
The End.