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David Dalton

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Oct 14, 2023, 3:25:55 AM10/14/23
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Taylor Swift is on the Eris (Goddess of Chaos) tour.

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"And the cart is on a wheel; And the wheel is on a hill
And the hill is shifting sand; And inside these laws we standâ€

Praetor Mandrake

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Oct 14, 2023, 1:45:21 PM10/14/23
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On Saturday, October 14, 2023 at 2:25:55 AM UTC-5, David Dalton wrote:
> Taylor Swift is on the Eris (Goddess of Chaos) tour.

Men hold great attraction to her. Why isn't she Goddess of Neutral, though? She plays elevator music.

vallor

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Oct 14, 2023, 10:51:26 PM10/14/23
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On Sat, 14 Oct 2023 10:45:19 -0700 (PDT), Praetor Mandrake
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MIT had "Project Athena". So, when it came time for us to develop
a large-scale system for managing usernames and passwords, we called
it "Eris"[*]. It lives in /opt/eris on one of our servers. Original
version of the perl library was 1997. Some of it is still used
by back-end tools. (It's changed somewhat over 26 years.)

Hail Eris!

[*] Influenced by Discordianism

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Praetor Mandrake

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Oct 15, 2023, 2:09:32 AM10/15/23
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I had a large bottle of Eris cologne in my closet when the police busted in and said it was time to go. I like to fantasize that it caused a large fire and burnt the place down, but all I really got was the carpet stripped to the floor. They been harping about the back rent they lucky to get the front rent. The landlady was stone deaf. She put her rifle to my forehead and pulled her arms away when I dropped the check over the counter. I'm going to shred this she said. I owe them $8000. In January 2026, I will owe them $0 without paying a single penny. Rules are made to be squeezing the maximum yield out of life me leprechauns. Persent is a little leprechaun, so we will identify with the least denominator. I make the rules they break them.

Sn!pe

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Oct 15, 2023, 8:42:57 AM10/15/23
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vallor <val...@cultnix.org> wrote:

> Hail Eris!

[makes sign]

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^Ï^. Sn!pe, PA, FIBS - Professional Crastinator.

My pet rock Gordon just said maybe.

Praetor Mandrake

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Oct 17, 2023, 2:54:31 PM10/17/23
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Sorry the thought of her out there on her honeymoon shaking it off while I'm constrained to less than 7200 square feet and hostile guards not the message I's looking for.

vallor

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Oct 26, 2023, 9:51:30 AM10/26/23
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On Tue, 17 Oct 2023 11:54:30 -0700 (PDT), Praetor Mandrake
<j638...@gmail.com> wrote in
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100 years from now, your writing will have far greater impact than
many other MTG commentators.

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