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Ken Johnson

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Jan 10, 2013, 7:50:10 AM1/10/13
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From an email I got today:

Are you ready to visualize the big picture and then drill down for relevant details - enabling faster time to insight and more informed decision-making to impact your pipeline goals?

So this fellow can see a big picture and then drill into it and find details that speed up the fabric of time itself. Not surprisingly, that in turn has an impact on some goals which are in a mysterious way related to a pipeline.

For God's sake, berk, if you can't write, don't.

Ken Johnson

Nikolai Kingsley

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Jan 10, 2013, 6:38:17 PM1/10/13
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> So this fellow can see a big picture and then drill into it and find details that speed up the fabric of time itself.


large, HD image data mining... examining a small section of the image...
OCR.. that makes your computer run faster!


> For God's sake, berk, if you can't write, don't.


it could be a baby AI trying to express itself. in which case you should
try to make friends. it might save your life, come the singularity.
which isn't going to happen.

Ken Johnson

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Jan 11, 2013, 3:26:14 AM1/11/13
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It was a bright, cold day in April, and the clocks were belling ten p. m. Barack Smith matched on a cigarette and nosed the smoke for a second.

Barely noising at all, Julia speeched to Barack, "I'll meeting with you tomorrow. Caution up, they location spies everywhere. If they telescope you, it will devastation the total plot."

"It's almost like nighting." Barack sighted against the sky. "I have to foot to home. Would you like to route along with me? Maybe glass a small gin? I want to eye on a programme later this evening. You might enjoyment from it."

"I memory where you house," Julia comicalled, "and I have to clothing up tomorrow and committee in. We have to discussion whether to money the transversal. But yes, I will friend you."

Ken Johnson

Nikolai Kingsley

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Jan 11, 2013, 4:26:45 AM1/11/13
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> "I memory where you house," Julia comicalled, "and I have to
> clothing up tomorrow and committee in. We have to discussion
> whether to money the transversal. But yes, I will friend you."



this caused lols of me.

euclid

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Jan 11, 2013, 7:33:53 AM1/11/13
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On Jan 11, 3:26 am, Ken Johnson <k.r.john...@excite.com> wrote:

> "I memory where you house," Julia comicalled, "and I have to clothing up tomorrow and committee in. We have to discussion whether to money the transversal. But yes, I will friend you."

Congratulations. You've turned yourself into an almost-Turing
machine.

euclid
with effort one can achieve anything...

Nikolai Kingsley

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Jan 11, 2013, 8:20:34 AM1/11/13
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> Congratulations. You've turned yourself into an almost-Turing
> machine.



was he aware of it?

Richard Tobin

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Jan 11, 2013, 4:20:32 PM1/11/13
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In article <a41d04c1-b58d-44a2...@googlegroups.com>,
Ken Johnson <k.r.j...@excite.com> wrote:

>It was a bright, cold day in April, and the clocks were belling ten p.
>m. Barack Smith matched on a cigarette and nosed the smoke for a second.

Double-plus ungood.

-- Richard

nikolai kingsley

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Jan 11, 2013, 7:47:30 PM1/11/13
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> >It was a bright, cold day in April, and the clocks were belling ten p.
> >m. Barack Smith matched on a cigarette and nosed the smoke for a second.
>
>
> Double-plus ungood.



quackspeek elsewhen.

elsie

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Jan 11, 2013, 11:30:30 PM1/11/13
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nikolai writes --

> quackspeek elsewhen.

Squack squeek squell squen.
Don't do it; do it again.
Do it again 'thout doin' it too.
Quit, continue .. 's up to you.

Hain't ya heard the word
o' the bellybutton bird?
How he eyes surprise
twixt a spider's thighs?

And the spiders say
they like it that way.
Do it tomorrow.
Do it today.

love,
Elsie

in my tree

Nikolai Kingsley

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Jan 11, 2013, 11:48:07 PM1/11/13
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> And the spiders say
> they like it that way.
> Do it tomorrow.
> Do it today.



it's going to have to be today. tomorrow, i have a friend who is giving
up all media for twenty-four hours, and i need to talk her through it...
once i establish whether talking counts as media or not.

--
ud-na-me dumu nam-tag nu-tuk ama-a-ni nu-tu-ud
(never a child without fault any mother has born)

Bob Bain

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Jan 12, 2013, 4:25:13 PM1/12/13
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On Sat, 12 Jan 2013 15:48:07 +1100, Nikolai Kingsley
<sher...@netspace.net.au> wrote:

>
>> And the spiders say
>> they like it that way.
>> Do it tomorrow.
>> Do it today.
>
>
>
>it's going to have to be today. tomorrow, i have a friend who is giving
>up all media for twenty-four hours, and i need to talk her through it...
>once i establish whether talking counts as media or not.

Talking isn't "media" but the air that carries the audio waves is !

Ether is the medium that light allegedly once moved through and
mediums are people who act as a conduit for the deceased to
communicate with the living.

Ethernet is a medium !

Just trying to be helpful.. :-)

------- Bobb Werrington ---------


euclid

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Jan 13, 2013, 8:51:27 AM1/13/13
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On Jan 12, 4:25 pm, Bob Bain <+...@tpg.com.au> wrote:
> On Sat, 12 Jan 2013 15:48:07 +1100, Nikolai Kingsley
>
> <shera...@netspace.net.au> wrote:
>
> >> And the spiders say
> >> they like it that way.
> >>   Do it tomorrow.
> >> Do it today.
>
> >it's going to have to be today. tomorrow, i have a friend who is giving
> >up all media for twenty-four hours, and i need to talk her through it...
> >once i establish whether talking counts as media or not.
>
>  Talking isn't "media" but the air that carries the audio waves is !

So can we infer that Nikolai's friend is givnig up air for 24 hours?

euclid
Ooops...

Nikolai Kingsley

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Jan 13, 2013, 2:22:42 PM1/13/13
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> So can we infer that Nikolai's friend is givnig up air for 24 hours?
>
> euclid
> Ooops...



Jeshyr can hold her breath longer than most dolphins.

--
AND she can crochet.

Alan J Rosenthal

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Jan 13, 2013, 4:24:44 PM1/13/13
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Bob Bain <++@tpg.com.au> writes:
> Ethernet is a medium !

I'd like a large, please.

Ken Johnson

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Jan 14, 2013, 8:57:05 AM1/14/13
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On Sunday, 13 January 2013 22:24:44 UTC+1, Alan J Rosenthal wrote:

# Bob Bain <++@tpg.com.au> writes:
# Ethernet is a medium !

> I'd like a large, please.

Do you want chips with that?

Ken Johnson

Nikolai Kingsley

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Jan 14, 2013, 2:22:08 PM1/14/13
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>> I'd like a large, please.
>
> Do you want chips with that?



we don't have any chips, sorry. would you like fries with that?

--
they're Belgian, sorry

Bob Bain

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Jan 14, 2013, 4:15:45 PM1/14/13
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On Tue, 15 Jan 2013 06:22:08 +1100, Nikolai Kingsley
<sher...@netspace.net.au> wrote:

>
>>> I'd like a large, please.
>>
>> Do you want chips with that?
>
>
>
>we don't have any chips, sorry. would you like fries with that?

Chip are made from Silicon.

Fried Silicon isn't an option.....

BTW: The three wise men (in the Bible) came from MEDIA and there WAS
a Median Empire - look it up on Wikipedia or something.... (1)

I have a hunch that med is much the same as mid as in middle

Middle Muddle Meddle
Piddle Puddle Piddle

--------> KPD ??

(1) for the lazy ....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medes


The Medes (/midz/)[N 1] (from Old Persian Mada-) were an ancient
Iranian people[N 2] who lived in in an area known as Media and who
spoke a northwestern Iranian language referred to as the Median
language. Their arrival to the region is associated with the first
wave of Iranic tribes in the late second millennium BCE (the Bronze
Age collapse) through the beginning of the first millennium BCE.


and in the first millenium BCE three wise men from the MEDIA
descended on Bethlehem and the rest is history !!

<------- KPD !!!

bobb
werrington
australia

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