FTSD: Some Important Errata

[Scott Dorsey]

We of the talk.bizarre steering committee would like to take this opportunity
to correct some previous errors in t.b. postings of the past:


1. Puff Daddy did not invent crack cocaine. It was in fact invented by 1885
by Dr. Ludovico Kraak.

2. There is no Nobel Prize for sex acts.

3. Robaxin is a highly addictive sedative-hypnotic drug with severe side
effects. It is not "an important part of any balanced breakfast."

4. Only one out of seven dentists recommended blended whiskey as an
effective mouthwash for the prevention of dental decay.

5. The Miracle Laxative Franalaxadur was originally developed not at the
University of Koblenz as previously stated, but nearby at the University
of Kolonklenz.

6. The Bible does not contain a "Book of Duane."

7. Procedure 38 is unwise and is no longer recommended. Aliens will
harvest you for food if it is used.

8. In point of fact, the classic seventies film _Enema Nurses In Bondage_
did not star John Travolta. Although he was considered for the role,
Francis Ford Coppola refused to hire him due to his insistance on method
acting.

9. The cerebrocalcular procedure replaces only 92% of the patient's brain
mass with a computer. It is not a complete replacement for the brain.

10. Plutonium is no longer sold to the general public because kids use it
to get high with, according to the Weekly World News.
--scott


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"C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."