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Philosophizing around the idea of god, dog, sex and loyalty
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TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Sep 10, 2012, 10:15:43 AM9/10/12
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On Sep 9, 11:44 pm, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
<thetibetanmon...@gmail.com> wrote:
> When you think about it, God expected the same loyalty we expect from
> a dog, but we came out with a monkey mind. And that means that Adam &
> Eve could not be relied upon to follow commands.
>
> Today I picked my dog and he was fine, except that in these two
> months, he was having fun --and sex-- with another "she-huahua," and
> now we worry that he's alone. God made Eve out of Adam rib's, but the
> experiment was doomed to failure. When two dogs get together they form
> a relationship and they tend to ignore their owner. In other words,
> Adam may have been better off alone.
>
> The TibetenMonkey though thinks that two --or more-- is rather the
> ideal number, even if things go wrong.
>
> But that's only my humble opinion.
>
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION
Day two of my "experiment" with my dog. He was with a decent Jehova's
Witness family who happen to have a strong monkey mind. In other words
they don't know about the laws of nature that I propose and give no
thought to animal behavior, so similar to humans. I think God should
have experimented with animals before moving on to Adam & Eve.
Anyway they were tired of Tequila "wild behavior" and wanted us to
take it back, which we were happy to do. We expected him to be out of
control, but he went back to the same civilized behavior he had
before. Maybe it was the "bitch" that influenced him. We are told we
can take him back if he shows signs of suffering, sickness or anything
that could threatened his life. Could Adam have lived alone? Did God
make us to suffer? This society certainly punishes the monkey having
fun.
My dilemma is if now I should provide him a partner or I let him
suffer. Or if I simply should take away his desire by surgery. Is the
concept of happiness applicable to dogs? Is there a Forbidden Fruit? I
certainly don't want him to bite the computer cables lying around, so
I should keep him away from that area.
And now the big question:
WHY GOD DIDN'T KEEP THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT AWAY FROM ADAM & EVE?
<thetibetanmon...@gmail.com> wrote:
> When you think about it, God expected the same loyalty we expect from
> a dog, but we came out with a monkey mind. And that means that Adam &
> Eve could not be relied upon to follow commands.
>
> Today I picked my dog and he was fine, except that in these two
> months, he was having fun --and sex-- with another "she-huahua," and
> now we worry that he's alone. God made Eve out of Adam rib's, but the
> experiment was doomed to failure. When two dogs get together they form
> a relationship and they tend to ignore their owner. In other words,
> Adam may have been better off alone.
>
> The TibetenMonkey though thinks that two --or more-- is rather the
> ideal number, even if things go wrong.
>
> But that's only my humble opinion.
>
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION
Day two of my "experiment" with my dog. He was with a decent Jehova's
Witness family who happen to have a strong monkey mind. In other words
they don't know about the laws of nature that I propose and give no
thought to animal behavior, so similar to humans. I think God should
have experimented with animals before moving on to Adam & Eve.
Anyway they were tired of Tequila "wild behavior" and wanted us to
take it back, which we were happy to do. We expected him to be out of
control, but he went back to the same civilized behavior he had
before. Maybe it was the "bitch" that influenced him. We are told we
can take him back if he shows signs of suffering, sickness or anything
that could threatened his life. Could Adam have lived alone? Did God
make us to suffer? This society certainly punishes the monkey having
fun.
My dilemma is if now I should provide him a partner or I let him
suffer. Or if I simply should take away his desire by surgery. Is the
concept of happiness applicable to dogs? Is there a Forbidden Fruit? I
certainly don't want him to bite the computer cables lying around, so
I should keep him away from that area.
And now the big question:
WHY GOD DIDN'T KEEP THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT AWAY FROM ADAM & EVE?
Malcolm McMahon
Sep 10, 2012, 10:54:39 AM9/10/12
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On Monday, 10 September 2012 15:15:45 UTC+1, TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher wrote:
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> WHY GOD DIDN'T KEEP THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT AWAY FROM ADAM & EVE?
How about: For the same reason that birds push their fledglings out of the nest?
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>
> WHY GOD DIDN'T KEEP THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT AWAY FROM ADAM & EVE?
TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Sep 10, 2012, 10:56:32 AM9/10/12
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On Sep 10, 10:38 am, Wet Paper Bag <ultimate.henchman....@gmail.com>
wrote:
> On Sep 10, 8:07 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
> will certainly kill you. and to answer your question, on round two,
> eve chose the male body in cane (a pussy gatherer unlike abel the
> slaughter man... odd we see them as being opposite to what they
> were... cane the bad guy abel the good). as for the fixing removing
> desire. i am fixed (18 years) and it does nothing for desire rather it
> has this strange mellowing effect that makes me softer, gentler, more
> effeminate i suppose, a greater bait than ever for the lethal predator
> beneath... (it sure has opened up my sexuality but has in no way
> effected my orientation or preference).
>
> it is good to see you have decided to be stupid again... you had us
> worried. we thought we had accidentally enlightened you and the game
> is keep away from monkey after all.
Once again, when you challenge the TibetanMonkey, you challenge the
Laws of Nature:
"Because of the loss of testosterone, some hyper dogs calm down. Males
lose their sexual desire..."
http://www.ehow.com/about_5437267_canine-neutering-information.html
***
So Cain killed Abel for the reason to take his wife...
And who was his wife anyway? Was it his sister or she was an
extraterrestrial?
But I don't want you to get that deep and philosophical. You better
leave that to the "pros."
wrote:
> On Sep 10, 8:07 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
>
> <thetibetanmon...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > And now the big question:
>
> > WHY GOD DIDN'T KEEP THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT AWAY FROM ADAM & EVE?
>
> that is not a big question monkey... god said don't jump, the fall
> <thetibetanmon...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > And now the big question:
>
> > WHY GOD DIDN'T KEEP THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT AWAY FROM ADAM & EVE?
>
> will certainly kill you. and to answer your question, on round two,
> eve chose the male body in cane (a pussy gatherer unlike abel the
> slaughter man... odd we see them as being opposite to what they
> were... cane the bad guy abel the good). as for the fixing removing
> desire. i am fixed (18 years) and it does nothing for desire rather it
> has this strange mellowing effect that makes me softer, gentler, more
> effeminate i suppose, a greater bait than ever for the lethal predator
> beneath... (it sure has opened up my sexuality but has in no way
> effected my orientation or preference).
>
> it is good to see you have decided to be stupid again... you had us
> worried. we thought we had accidentally enlightened you and the game
> is keep away from monkey after all.
Once again, when you challenge the TibetanMonkey, you challenge the
Laws of Nature:
"Because of the loss of testosterone, some hyper dogs calm down. Males
lose their sexual desire..."
http://www.ehow.com/about_5437267_canine-neutering-information.html
***
So Cain killed Abel for the reason to take his wife...
And who was his wife anyway? Was it his sister or she was an
extraterrestrial?
But I don't want you to get that deep and philosophical. You better
leave that to the "pros."
TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Sep 10, 2012, 11:06:33 AM9/10/12
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On Sep 10, 10:54 am, Malcolm McMahon <malcolm.m...@googlemail.com>
wrote:
WISDOM OF THE JUNGLE:
"Stay away from the snake if you don't want to be bitten. Take a
machete with you. Antidote is a plus."
Luckily birds are able to fly and escape snakes for the most part.
wrote:
> On Monday, 10 September 2012 15:15:45 UTC+1, TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher wrote:
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> > WHY GOD DIDN'T KEEP THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT AWAY FROM ADAM & EVE?
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> > WHY GOD DIDN'T KEEP THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT AWAY FROM ADAM & EVE?
>
> How about: For the same reason that birds push their fledglings out of the nest?
But they want to keep them away from the snake, don't they?
WISDOM OF THE JUNGLE:
"Stay away from the snake if you don't want to be bitten. Take a
machete with you. Antidote is a plus."
Luckily birds are able to fly and escape snakes for the most part.
Malcolm McMahon
Sep 10, 2012, 11:18:20 AM9/10/12
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Me, I read genesis as an allegorical story about our transition from the innocence of the animal existence. Our domestication and co-evolution with society and, hence, the invention of right and wrong.
Eden is a state of mind (or mindlessness).
TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Sep 11, 2012, 9:56:02 AM9/11/12
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On Sep 10, 11:18 am, Malcolm McMahon <malcolm.m...@googlemail.com>
A he-monkey and a she-monkey came out of the jungle, and along the way
she asked, "Where we came from?" And he said without any hesitation,
"Oh it was Big Monkey!" And they settled for that.
The Tibetan people tell us of an Ogress and a Monkey that copulated
and procreated, and I'm OK with that. You may argue that those who
live in the Himalayas are closer to the Heavens.
http://www.chinatourguide.com/tibet/tibet_history.html
***
Another simplified story could be that we came down from the tree with
the forbidden fruit (banana) and started to make up stories. Notice
how Buddha chose a tree and Judeo-Christian myths account for the
forbidden fruit.
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> > > On Monday, 10 September 2012 15:15:45 UTC+1, TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher wrote:
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> > > > WHY GOD DIDN'T KEEP THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT AWAY FROM ADAM & EVE?
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> > > > WHY GOD DIDN'T KEEP THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT AWAY FROM ADAM & EVE?
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> > > How about: For the same reason that birds push their fledglings out of the nest?
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> > But they want to keep them away from the snake, don't they?
>
> > WISDOM OF THE JUNGLE:
>
> > "Stay away from the snake if you don't want to be bitten. Take a
>
> > machete with you. Antidote is a plus."
>
> > Luckily birds are able to fly and escape snakes for the most part.
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> In many cultures, I gather, the snake symbolizes the intellect.
>
> Me, I read genesis as an allegorical story about our transition from the innocence of the animal existence. Our domestication and co-evolution with society and, hence, the invention of right and wrong.
>
> Eden is a state of mind (or mindlessness).
This a true account of creation:
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> > But they want to keep them away from the snake, don't they?
>
> > WISDOM OF THE JUNGLE:
>
> > "Stay away from the snake if you don't want to be bitten. Take a
>
> > machete with you. Antidote is a plus."
>
> > Luckily birds are able to fly and escape snakes for the most part.
>
> In many cultures, I gather, the snake symbolizes the intellect.
>
> Me, I read genesis as an allegorical story about our transition from the innocence of the animal existence. Our domestication and co-evolution with society and, hence, the invention of right and wrong.
>
> Eden is a state of mind (or mindlessness).
A he-monkey and a she-monkey came out of the jungle, and along the way
she asked, "Where we came from?" And he said without any hesitation,
"Oh it was Big Monkey!" And they settled for that.
The Tibetan people tell us of an Ogress and a Monkey that copulated
and procreated, and I'm OK with that. You may argue that those who
live in the Himalayas are closer to the Heavens.
http://www.chinatourguide.com/tibet/tibet_history.html
***
Another simplified story could be that we came down from the tree with
the forbidden fruit (banana) and started to make up stories. Notice
how Buddha chose a tree and Judeo-Christian myths account for the
forbidden fruit.
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