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Budikka666

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Jan 25, 2010, 5:39:29 PM1/25/10
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Mo, at www.scienceblogs.com/neurophilosophy
http://tinyurl.com/ycq4xzy
reports on research that shows that even monkeys can do math and they
do it just like we do.

Yet another creationist whine about evolution turns to dust in the
glare of science.

Budikka

Ken

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Jan 25, 2010, 6:09:53 PM1/25/10
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On Jan 25, 2:39 pm, Budikka666 <budik...@netscape.net> wrote:
> Mo, atwww.scienceblogs.com/neurophilosophyhttp://tinyurl.com/ycq4xzy

> reports on research that shows that even monkeys can do math and they
> do it just like we do.
>
> Yet another creationist whine about evolution turns to dust in the
> glare of science.
>
> Budikka

Creationut math: two times three = banana

TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle

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Jan 25, 2010, 7:30:56 PM1/25/10
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Monkeys have been known to write here for a long time.

Not even the Christians can deny that.

ilbe...@gmail.com

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Jan 26, 2010, 9:55:15 AM1/26/10
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On Jan 25, 4:39 pm, Budikka666 <budik...@netscape.net> wrote:
> Mo, atwww.scienceblogs.com/neurophilosophyhttp://tinyurl.com/ycq4xzy

> reports on research that shows that even monkeys can do math and they
> do it just like we do.
>
> Yet another creationist whine about evolution turns to dust in the
> glare of science.
>
> Budikka

Yes, and Ants can build houses in the same general manner that humans
do too ! The Monarch Butterfly in the winter migrates to Mexico just
like alot of Snowbird Humans do from up north ! The Mother Bird
feeds her young in the nest just like a Housewife does at the kitchen
table ! WOW...what an 'evolutionary' revelation !!!! (In
fact : Revolutionary !) Stop trying to write the Creator , your
Creator, out of your life ... otherwise youll discover his justice
instead of his love for you, later.

Ken

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Jan 26, 2010, 10:56:56 AM1/26/10
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Dickhead Dave saz: Did you know that radiocarbon dating may
offer supporting evidence for Noah's Flood?

Oh really?
What "supporting evidence"?

Dimwit dave Saz: "However, THIS one is Creationists can certainly
prove an
intelligent Designer/Creator for the Cosmos"

Oh Really?
What "proof"?

Dumbfuck Dave saz: "If you cant see the vast evidences for special
Creation..."
there is good evidence that the leviathan described in the book of
Job was a large dinosaur.

Oh really?
What "vast evidences"?
Come on
Show us, Fatass!

TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle

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Jan 26, 2010, 11:04:49 AM1/26/10
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The wise Tibetan Monkey says:

"The fact that I can write is best proof of evolution."

Peace & Banana

Budikka666

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Jan 26, 2010, 5:34:05 PM1/26/10
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Unmet challenge #1
The challenge I offered you in this thread:
http://tinyurl.com/nubnxr
on May 11th 2009, only to see you RUN AWAY.

Unmet challenge #2
Provide *positive*, *scientific* evidence *for* a creation. Not Bible
quotes. Not quotes from creationists or atheists or evolutionists.
Not divine revelation. Not juvenile unsupported ignorant assertions.
Not chants of 'no it isn't!'. Not counter challenges when you haven't
even met ours, but *positive*, *scientific* evidence *for* a creation.

Unmet challenge #3
Provide evidence that shows how DNA is the work of a creator. Show us
this evidence and explain how it demonstrates a creator.

Unmet challenge #4
Support claims that bacteria have never arisen from anything other
than bacteria/life has never arisen from anything but life.

Unmet challenge #5
Provide evidence in support of the creationist claim that information
cannot be added to a genome.

Unmet challenge #6
Define scientifically what the "genetic boundaries" are: specifically
what the mechanism is which (according to creationist claims) prevents
one species from evolving into another species over time.

Unmet Challenge #7
Provide your scientific evidence (as opposed to your LYING,
unsupported bullshit, which has been refuted repeatedly) to support
your creationist claim that life cannot arise from organic chemistry,
when scientists have repeatedly demonstrated that the truth is quite
to the contrary

Unmet Challenge #8
Prove that there's a god out there waiting to judge me when I die.
Otherwise you and your creationist fundie ilk are nothing but pathetic
LIARS and FRAUDS.

Unmet Challenge #9
Prove that we have a soul. Demonstrate scientifically where it is and
what its purpose is.

Unmet Challenge #10
Prove that this fictional Jesus isn't fictional and that he literally
died and that he came back to life and went to Heaven.

Here's a list of the strongest advocates of creation on Usenet WHO
HAVE FLED one or more of these challenges:
Chicken Adman
Chicken Andrew
Chicken BAM
Chicken Brother Ted
Chicken Codebreaker
Chicken Curtjester1
Chicken Duke
Chicken Gabriel
Chicken I'll Be Bauck
Chicken Pastor Dave

Let's face it, NOT A SINGLE creationist on Usenet has been able to
find the guts to face these challenges. This fictional god of theirs
has deserted every one of these liars and frauds That's what a sad,
pathetic and vacuous bunch of lousy, low-life scum they are.

Case closed. End of story. End of You.

Budikka

Father Haskell

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Jan 26, 2010, 5:52:08 PM1/26/10
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On Jan 26, 9:55 am, "IlBeBa...@gmail.com" <ilbeba...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jan 25, 4:39 pm, Budikka666 <budik...@netscape.net> wrote:
>
> > Mo, atwww.scienceblogs.com/neurophilosophyhttp://tinyurl.com/ycq4xzy
> > reports on research that shows that even monkeys can do math and they
> > do it just like we do.
>
> > Yet another creationist whine about evolution turns to dust in the
> > glare of science.
>
> > Budikka
>
> Yes, and Ants can build houses in the same general manner that humans
> do too !  

They also keep slaves.

Living in large numbers improves survival for the
small and stupid. The ants' even more stupid
ancestors no doubt also lived in colonies.

The ants' lesson for us is, never underestimate
the destructive power of large numbers of stupid
people.

> The Monarch Butterfly in the winter migrates to Mexico just
> like alot of Snowbird Humans do from up north !  

Danaus plexippus originated in the tropics. It actually migrates
north.

> The Mother Bird
> feeds her young in the nest just like a Housewife does at the kitchen
> table !    

Your mom fed you regurgitated earthworms?

> WOW...what an 'evolutionary'  revelation !!!!    (In
> fact : Revolutionary !)   Stop trying to write the Creator , your
> Creator, out of your life  ... otherwise youll discover his justice
> instead of his love for you, later.

Ants, toxic butterflies, and regurgitating songbirds have zipshit
to do with any sort of supernatural cosmic creator.

marks...@yahoo.com

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Jan 27, 2010, 3:51:38 PM1/27/10
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On Jan 25, 4:39 pm, Budikka666 <budik...@netscape.net> wrote:
> Mo, atwww.scienceblogs.com/neurophilosophyhttp://tinyurl.com/ycq4xzy

> reports on research that shows that even monkeys can do math and they
> do it just like we do.
>
> Yet another creationist whine about evolution turns to dust in the
> glare of science.
>
> Budikka

where did the monkey get a pencil and paper ?
thats how I do it

Budikka666

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Jan 27, 2010, 4:35:13 PM1/27/10
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They make their own...!

Budikka

lottery nan

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Jan 29, 2010, 8:24:13 AM1/29/10
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someone who is some stupid will call others stupid..
twisted forever!
Nan

Ken

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Jan 29, 2010, 10:45:11 AM1/29/10
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On Jan 29, 5:24 am, lottery nan <lotterypredict...@gmail.com> wrote
the usual crap


No 1 can be as stupid as U, FOOL

Peter

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Feb 5, 2010, 4:59:13 PM2/5/10
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On Jan 25, 5:39 pm, Budikka666 <budik...@netscape.net> wrote:
> Mo, atwww.scienceblogs.com/neurophilosophyhttp://tinyurl.com/ycq4xzy

> reports on research that shows that even monkeys can do math and they
> do it just like we do.
>
> Yet another creationist whine about evolution turns to dust in the
> glare of science.
>
> Budikka

Some people who cannot conceive the reality of God, deny it, but doing
so, they only parade their intellectual limitation and arrogance,
which usually goes with it. The same people would never dream of
denying the existence of infinite space, infinite time, or infinite
numbers, although, of course, they cannot conceive their reality
either.

Ralph

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Feb 5, 2010, 5:38:19 PM2/5/10
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And you can conceive infinity??? I call bullshit on you. The reality of
a god is only in the mind of the believer.

Alan Ford

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Feb 6, 2010, 4:28:28 PM2/6/10
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Peter got sick and threw up all over the keyboard:

> Some people who cannot conceive the reality of God, deny it, but doing
> so, they only parade their intellectual limitation and arrogance,

Yes, and also some people who cannot conceive the reality of easter
Bunny, deny it, but doing so, they only parade their intellectual
limitation and arrogance.

And so on, repeat thousands of times for all other supernatural,
paranormal and imaginary creatures out there.


--
If you don't beat your meat
You can't have any pudding
How can you have any pudding
If you don't beat your meat?

Christopher A. Lee

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Feb 6, 2010, 4:36:12 PM2/6/10
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On Fri, 5 Feb 2010 13:59:13 -0800 (PST), Peter <Poak...@msn.com>
wrote:

>On Jan 25, 5:39�pm, Budikka666 <budik...@netscape.net> wrote:
>> Mo, atwww.scienceblogs.com/neurophilosophyhttp://tinyurl.com/ycq4xzy
>> reports on research that shows that even monkeys can do math and they
>> do it just like we do.
>>
>> Yet another creationist whine about evolution turns to dust in the
>> glare of science.
>>
>> Budikka
>
>Some people who cannot conceive the reality of God,

What "reality of God", idiot who doesn't understand the world beyond
his religion?

> deny it,

Where did you demonstrate there was anything to deny, moron?

> but doing
>so, they only parade their intellectual limitation and arrogance,
>which usually goes with it.

The narcissist projects himself because he is incapable of grasping
that in the real world it's merely somebody else's religious belief,
to non-Christians.

> The same people would never dream of
>denying the existence of infinite space, infinite time, or infinite
>numbers, although, of course, they cannot conceive their reality
>either.

Where did you demonstrate that your pretend friend is real, imbecile?

Budikka666

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Feb 6, 2010, 5:00:39 PM2/6/10
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Any time you want to post actual objective or scientific evidence for
this god of yours, please do so. Until and unless you do you're
nothing but a LIAR - another limp Peter at the passion. End of story.

Budikka

Free Lunch

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Feb 6, 2010, 8:59:39 PM2/6/10
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On Fri, 5 Feb 2010 13:59:13 -0800 (PST), Peter <Poak...@msn.com> wrote
in alt.talk.creationism:

I'm not aware of any scientists claiming that either time or space are
infinite. Numbers are abstractions, so there is no limit to them, but
they are not real in the sense that you appear to mean.

God is a claim that no one is able to support with evidence.

Klein Erna

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Feb 7, 2010, 8:51:40 AM2/7/10
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Reality of God. Nice term, try alt.humor

Budikka666

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Feb 7, 2010, 10:29:29 AM2/7/10
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LoL! Nicely put.

Budikka

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