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David Dalton

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Jul 20, 2022, 7:08:39 PMJul 20
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Seen on a front gate;

BEWARE OF GOD

:-)

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Michael McLean

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Jul 20, 2022, 7:12:44 PMJul 20
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On 21/07/2022 9:08 am, David Dalton wrote:
> Seen on a front gate;
>
> BEWARE OF GOD
>
> :-)
>

Hahaha...I like it.




Michael McLean

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Otto J. Makela

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Jul 21, 2022, 5:10:01 AMJul 21
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Then there's the agnostic dyslexic insomniac,
who spends nights up wondering if there is a dog.

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Ted

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Jul 21, 2022, 7:39:56 PMJul 21
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On Thu, 21 Jul 2022 12:09:56 +0300, o...@iki.fi (Otto J. Makela) wrote:

> Then there's the agnostic dyslexic insomniac,
> who spends nights up wondering if there is
> a dog.


Haha.

David Dalton

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Jul 22, 2022, 10:38:24 PMJul 22
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In article <0001HW.2888C27500...@88.198.57.247>,
David Dalton <dal...@nfld.com> wrote:

> Seen on a front gate;
>
> BEWARE OF GOD
>
> :-)

Apologies to any dyslexics I may have offended.

Note that I mentioned dyslexic in the following "Wild Rover"
Poe-M of June, 1993, on or very near Bloomsday, during my
second waning crescent high:

...FrEE_Lancers' G_yNhAME G_naw f/l/NAmiss, NuNe our Never 'n MOreo oo
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
OUIow, the uni-verse, L.whee DRUInk-rD
aura FU-syZY, G_ee, circle-T P/ToeMa-knEE
dense eNFanTime 'round T'Wean dark, from light
Dis lex 'ick T-waIsted AC-Scent PR-One to M/LIce
S/B hare, leaf is / all re but-t
fruit loops chopped, sum bits dropped, sLaphter and PneUNs
a par fait danSH Z\'est nu f(1) T fore too
Chi/me dark to light C/Home light to dark _ sea, ole Port 'eh

have & helf, black et tan,
wHEY t' fur the rigged barE, tinders of nut and dew.
onDe leFt le femME noIre BB uRe gidde
all weigh fael sLlabelLs

Frank Lee

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Jul 26, 2022, 1:50:24 AMJul 26
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David Dalton <dalto...@gmail.com> wrote:

> In article <0001HW.2888C27500...@88.198.57.247>,
> David Dalton <dal...@nfld.com> wrote:
>
> > Seen on a front gate;
> >
> > BEWARE OF GOD
> >
> > :-)
>
> Apologies to any dyslexics I may have offended.
>
> Note that I mentioned dyslexic in the following "Wild Rover"
> Poe-M of June, 1993, on or very near Bloomsday, during my
> second waning crescent high:
>
> ...FrEE_Lancers' G_yNhAME G_naw f/l/NAmiss, NuNe our Never 'n MOreo oo
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------
> OUIow, the uni-verse, L.whee DRUInk-rD
> aura FU-syZY, G_ee, circle-T P/ToeMa-knEE
> dense eNFanTime 'round T'Wean dark, from light
> Dis lex 'ick T-waIsted AC-Scent PR-One to M/LIce
> S/B hare, leaf is / all re but-t
> fruit loops chopped, sum bits dropped, sLaphter and PneUNs
> a par fait danSH Z\'est nu f(1) T fore too
> Chi/me dark to light C/Home light to dark _ sea, ole Port 'eh
>
> have & helf, black et tan,
> wHEY t' fur the rigged barE, tinders of nut and dew.
> onDe leFt le femME noIre BB uRe gidde
> all weigh fael sLlabelLs

That's um, great, I guess.

Can you add the guitar chords and we'll sing along?
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