Senior Texting Codes

[Tacky Sally]

Since all the "kids" have all their little codes...like BFF, WTF, LOL, etc. here are some codes for seniors:
 
ATD - At the Doctor's
 
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
 
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
 
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
 
CBM - Covered by Medicare
 
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

 

DT - Defibrillator Time
 
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
 
FYI - Found Your Insulin
 
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Bat tery Low
 
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
 
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

HIFCGU - Help I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
 
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
 
LOL - Living on Lipitor
 
LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
 
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
 
ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

GGVKI - Gotta Go, Viagra Kicked In.

WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
 
WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
 
WATP - Where are the Prunes
 
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
 
GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!