Jesus Knows You're Here
Tacky Sally
"Jesus Knows You're Here!" |
A burglar
broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
around, looking
for valuables when a voice in the dark said, "Jesus knows you're
here."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off,
and froze.
When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head
and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could
disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard "Jesus is watching
you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in
the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a
parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the
parrot.
"Yep", the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying
to warn you that he is watching you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh?
Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?"
the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird
Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
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Tacky Sally