A Chance Encounter

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Tacky Sally

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Aug 20, 2010, 4:18:44 PM8/20/10

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A Chance Encounter

I get it! ... LOL!

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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place...

'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his.. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Do you treat every guy you meet this way?'

'No,' she replies. . .

. . .

'You just happened to catch my eye.'

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"May those who love us, love us,
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts
And if he doesn't turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles,
So we'll know them by their limping."
Ancient Gaelic Blessing - Author Unknown