You know you are too
old to Trick or Treat when:
10. You keep knocking on
your own front door.
9. You remove your false
teeth to change your appearance.
8. You ask for soft high
fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a
candy bar in your bag,
and you lose your balance
and fall over.
6. People say: 'Great
Boris Karloff Mask,'
And you're not wearing a
mask.
5. When the door opens
you yell, 'Trick or...'
And you can't remember
the rest.
4. By the end
of the night,
you have a bag full of
restraining orders.
3. You have
to carefully choose a costume that doesn't dislodge your
hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power
Ranger in the
neighborhood with a
walker.
And the number one
reason Seniors should not go
Trick Or
Treating...
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1. You keep having to go
home to pee.
No matter, have a HAPPY
HALLOWEEN
anyway.
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