joke'n'tip
Jiri Matejicek
1. Weekly joke
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A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if
he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist
promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face. (Whack)
"What did you do that for?" the man asks.
"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore do you?"
The man says, "No, but my wife out in the car still does!"
2. Web tip of the week
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Fun, fun and more fun (for free, of course).
If you enjoy a good laugh (and who doesn't?), would you appreciate
getting a daily dose of humor in the mail? I thought you would, so I
am recommending these free newsletters:
Daily:
Funny Mailer - daily joke
Comically Speaking - daily cartoon
Daily Dumb Question - dumb questions, dumber answers
Weekly:
Shallow Thoughts - quips "es, and one-liners
Weekly Freebies - the best free stuff on the Web
WebBits - the wackiest places on the Web
Pick what interests you and sign up for free:
http://wisdom.hyperlink.cz/tips
You can check out live samples on my website:
Daily Joke: http://wisdom.hyperlink.cz/humor/tap.htm
Daily Cartoon: http://wisdom.hyperlink.cz/humor/cartoon.htm
3. Addresses
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Humor Corner homepage: http://wisdom.hyperlink.cz/humor
Subscribe/unsubscribe/archive: http://instantwisdom.listbot.com
Subscribe by email: instantwisd...@listbot.com
My email: jmat...@yahoo.com
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