joke'n'tip 07/01
Jiri Matejicek
1. Weekly joke
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Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host,
preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her
Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "That is really nice, that after
all these years that you have been married, you keep calling your wife
those pet names."
Morris hung his head and whispered," To tell the truth, I forgot her
name years ago."
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