The Dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man a shot. 'No way!
No needles! I hate needles,' the patient said. The Dentist starts to
hook up the laughing gas and the man objects.' I can't do the gas thing.
The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!'
The
Dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.
'No objection,' the patient says. 'I'm fine with pills.'
The
Dentist then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra tablet. 'The patient
says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!!!
'It doesn't,' said the Dentist, 'but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull your tooth.
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