Sardarji Jokes

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Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the seat of his pants, but it wouldn't light. He tried another. It wouldn't light. The third one finally lit. Lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
"What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?"
"That's a good match. I'll use it again."

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Interviewer:

what is your birth date?

Sardar: 13th October

Which year?

Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

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Manager asked to sardar at an interview.

Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

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After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,

Do I look like a foreigner?

Wife: No! Why?

Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this

village???

Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

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Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi

So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is

Jayanthi.

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When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver

Adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my

Wife? Sit back. I will drive.

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Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire

and how will you escape?

Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

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A Sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why're the guys doing what they're doing. The bystander: A Marathon race is going on

Sardar: What do they get from that?

Bystander : The winner will get a prize

Sardar : Then why are the others running?!

 

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Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, " I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
“Oh Dear! “the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But  ...what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back."