Smile Jokes of the Day For October 13, 2013

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A student asks a teacher, "What is love?"

 

The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.

 But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."

 

The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wonders....maybe there is a bigger one later.

 

Then he saw another bigger one... But maybe there is an even bigger one waiting for him.

 

Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he start to realize that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted.

 

So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.

 

The teacher told him, "...this is love... You keep looking for a better one, but when later you realize, you have already miss the person...."

 

 "What is marriage then?" the student asked.

 

The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."

 

The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfy, and come back to the teacher.

 

The teacher told him, "this time you bring back a corn.... You look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... This is marriage.

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One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn’t have to go to school the following Monday.

On the first Friday, the teacher asks, “How many grains of sand are in the beach?” Needless to say, no one could answer.

The following Friday, the teacher asks the class, “How many stars are in the sky?” and again no one could answer.

Frustrated, little Johnny decides that the next Friday, he would somehow answer the question and get a 3 day weekend. So Thursday night, Johnny takes 200 Ping-Pong balls and paints them black. The next day, he brings them to school in a paper bag. At the end of the day, just when the teacher says, “Here’s this week’s question,” Johnny empties the bag to the floor sending the Ping-Pong balls rolling to the front of the room. The teacher shouts, “Okay, who’s the comedian with the black balls?”

Immediately, little Johnny stands up and yells, “Bill Cosby! See ya on Tuesday!”