Merry Christmas

[Gitta & Arv]

Hello Everyone and a very Merry Christmas.  I thought you might enjoy these Christmas related jokes...enjoy!

Gitta

What did the gingerbread man put on his be

---A cookie sheet.

Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?

---Because he went down in history.

What is every parents favorite Christmas Carol?

---Silent Night.

How did Mary and Joseph know how heavy Jesus was when he was born?

---They had a weigh in the manger.

How do fish celebrate Christmas?

---They hang reefs on their door.

What’s the best Christmas present?

---A broken drum--you just can’t beat it.

What part of the body do you only see at Christmas?

---Mistle-toe.

How do you decorate a canoe for Christmas?

---With oar-naments.