🗳️ ELECTION… or should we say ERECTION DAY is upon us!🍻
The time has come to politely (or not so politely) kick out the current mismanagement and usher in a brand-new slate of brave slaves ready to drive the Hash Bus into even more questionable, adventurous destinations — yeahhhh! 🚍💨
Come out in large numbers and cast your vote… or rather your voice, because this is Hash democracy at its finest: voting by acclamation (the loudest drunk wins).
Campaigns are officially OPEN — sweet promises, wild pledges, and shameless self-promotion are highly encouraged. There will be a chance to go for one term… or if you’re feeling extra energetic and the crowd is drunk enough, two terms 😜
📝 Before you start campaigning, Hashers and Harriets, please be kind and *nominate your slave in advance 😜 so the madness can be slightly organized (emphasis on slightly).
Fill in the form below to nominate your preferred victims—I mean candidates—and make sure they’re officially on the list. Rumours, bar whispers, and “I heard at the beer stop” stories do not count 😅
👉 Nomination Form: https://forms.gle/DBH8dwBb4yJ3rEPv8
Do the right thing. Fill the form. Cause chaos responsibly.
📅 Date: Sunday the 22nd of February 2026
⌚ Time: Run at 4pm, AGM from 6pm.
📍 Venue: Alfajiri Tree House, Upperhill
👉 https://maps.app.goo.gl/sGkYBYwsEuxiwPHh9
🍺 IMPORTANT ALERT: Come early and get your well-earned beers 🍻 and yes… a dead goat 🐐🔥 as a thank-you for your unwavering support throughout the year! We’ll also be appreciating and saluting all the legends who hared runs, sponsored mischief, and generally kept this Hash alive and hydrated 🙌
Come early, come thirsty, come ready to shout, heckle, cheer, eat goat, and accidentally elect the wrong people.
See you there — ON ON! 🍺🔥