Dear C-Luvers,
I'm not feeling particularly funny this morning, so I apologize in
advance for the dry email. (Dry just doesn't have one single good
connotation does it?) Anyway, I recently moved into a new
apartment, and my roommate and I are throwing a house warming
party. WHEN: Tonight around 10:00. WHERE: The Enclave, Apartment
K205. What to bring: Yourself, whoever you want, and your favorite
milk&cookies. To all those who have been bitching about Summer B
being dull compared to Summer A, this is your chance to do
something about it. Questions?
863-289-0483.
Things to expect:
1. Lauren Vallario in stripper heels.
2. My friends (you) being 3.7x cooler/more fun than my roommate's
friends.
3. I just spent 10 minutes thinking of a third thing and failed.
C-Luv,
Bentor
Insert skanky tag line here.
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Benjamin C. Pickos
University of Florida
Political Science and English
Florida Cicerones/SAA