Mind numbing headlines.

[prope//er]

A quick run of the headlines reads as follows: The headlines are funny
and ridiculous but sadly real.

[*] Rajkumar's funeral procession violence leaves 5 dead
I fail to understand what goes in the minds of people. OK, the man is
dead. How can people die in a funeral procession? Why? I think I will
classify this as a joke. Sorry, this is BS.

[*] Karate Thiyagarajan to rejoin Cong
And we thought Raj Bhakta was being a responsible citizen. It is in the
Indian DNA. TV/Movies ----> Politics, a natural progression.

And now for the extremely important news that has had the entire Indian
population under a spell causing severe cases of depression and
feverish anticipation at the same time. The news is flashed at you
every waking second, it is in your face and there is no escape.
Probably I should live internet-less for a month or so.

In chronological order

[*] John abraham ate bhel-puri
[*] John abraham admitted to hospital.
[*] John abraham suffers from loose stools
[*] John abraham's stomache is upset.
[*] John abraham wore a lungi
[*] John abraham drank water out of a bottle.
[*] John abraham just turned over to the other side on his hospital
bed.

Nonsense, crap,

later
//

[asterisk]

>
> [*] John abraham ate bhel-puri
> [*] John abraham admitted to hospital.
> [*] John abraham suffers from loose stools
> [*] John abraham's stomache is upset.
> [*] John abraham wore a lungi
> [*] John abraham drank water out of a bottle.
> [*] John abraham just turned over to the other side on his hospital
> bed.
>

Are you serious? Those are actual headlines?

[prope//er]

Naah, not really, I made the Abraham nonsense up. However, I saw
newspapers tracking his health every single freakin day. I don't browse
the net to read crap like that but apparently, there is no escape.