Dinner for One
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text zu "dinner for one".
gruss
roger schwentker
ro...@larry.ms.open.de
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#define J James
#define S Miss Sophie
J: Good evening, Miss Sophie, good evening.
S: Good evening, James.
J: You are looking very well this evening, Miss Sophie.
S: Well, I am feeling very much better, thank you, James.
J: Good, good.
S: Well, I must say that everything looks very nice.
J: Thank you very much, Miss Sophie, thank you.
S: Is everybody here?
J: Indeed, they are, yeah, yes - they are all here for your anniversary, Miss
Sophie.
J: All laid out as usual.
S: Sir Toby?
J: Sir Toby, yes, he's sitting here this year, Miss Sophie.
S: Admiral von Schneider?
J: Admiral von Schneider is sitting here, Miss Sophie.
S: Mr. Pommeroy?
J: Mr Pommeroy, I put round here for you.
S: And my very dear friend, Mr. Winterbottom?
J: On your right, as you requested, Miss Sophie.
S: Thank you, James, You may now serve the soup.
J: The soup, thank you very much, Miss Sophie, thank you. They ara all waiting
for you. Little drop of Mulligatawny soup, Miss Sophie ...
S: I am particulary fond of Mulligatawny soup, James.
J: Yes, I know you are.
S: I think, we'll have sherry now, with the soup.
J: Sherry with the soup, yes ... oh, by the way, the same procedure as last
year, Miss Sophie ?
S: Same procedure as every year, James.
J: Same procedure as every year, James.
S: Is that a dry sherry, James?
J: Yes, a very dry sherry, Miss Sophie. A very dry. Straight out of the cellar
this morning, Miss Sophie.
S: Sir Toby!
J: Cheerio, Miss Sophie!
S: Admiral von Schneider!
J: Ad.. Must I say it this year, Miss Sophie?
S: Just to please me, James!
J: Just to please you, very good, yes, yes ... Skoll!
S: Mr. Pommeroy!
J: Happy new year, Sophie!
S: And dear Mr. Winterbottom!
J: Well, here we are again, old lovely ...
S: You may no serve the fish.
J: Fish, very good, Miss Sophie. Did you enjoy the soup?
S: Delicious, James.
J: Thank you, Miss Sophie, glad you enjoyed it. Little bit of Nort sea
haddock, Miss Sophie.
S: I think we'll have white wine with the fish.
J: White wine with the fish. The same procedure as last year, Miss Sophie?
S: The same procedure as every year, James!
J: Year ...
S: Sir Toby!
J: Cheerio, Sophie, me gal ...
S: Admiral von Schneider!
J: Oh, must I, Miss Sophie?
S: James, please, please!
J: Skoll!
S: Mr. Pommeroy!
J: Happy new year, Sophie gal.
S: Mr. Winterbottom!
J: ... you look younger than ever, love! Younger than ever! He, he, he ...
S: PLease, serve the chicken!
J: Ya ...
S: That looks a very fine bird?!
J: That's a lovely chu... chu... chicken, that i'll tell you, al lovely ...
S: I thing, we'll drink champagne with the bird!
J: Champagne, ya ... Sssame, same procedure as last year, Miss Sophie?
S: Same procedure as every year, James!
S: Sir Toby!
J: Sophie me gal ...
S: Admiral von Schneider!
J: ... Must I, Miss Sophie?
S: James!
J: Skoll!
S: Mr. Pommeroy!
J: Happy new year, Sophie gal ...
S: And dear Mr. Winterbottom!
J: It`s one of the nicest little women ... hick ... one of the nicest little
women that`s ever breathed. I now decleare this bazar opened! Would you
like some fruit?
S: I think we`ll have port with the fruit.
J: Oh, no! Same procedure as last ...
S: Yes, same procedure as every year, James!
J: ...
S: Sir Toby!
J: Sugar in the morning, sugar ...
S: Admiral von Schneider!
J: Skoll!
S: Mr. Pommeroy!
J: I`m sorry, Madam, sorry.
S: Mr. Winterbottom!
J: huuuh, I`ll kill that cat!
S: Well, James, it`s been really a wonderful party!
J: Well, it`s been most enjoyable.
S: I think, I`ll retire.
J: You`re going to bed?
S: Yes.
J: Sit down, I`ll give you a hand up, Madam.
S: As I was saying, I think, I`ll retire.
J: Ya ... ya. By the way, the same procedure as last year, Miss Sophie?
S: The same procedure as every year, James!
J: Well, I`ll do my very best!