Drag Queen

[Funny E-Mails]

An airline's passenger cabin was being
served by an obviously gay flight attendant,
who seemed to put everyone in a good
mood as he served them food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came
swishing down the aisle and announced to
the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked
me to announce that he'll be landing the big
scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you
could just put up your trays that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a
well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't
moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me
over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise
your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us
on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country,
I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing
a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called
a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, bitch."

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[Hank Sniadoch]

This is supposed to be funny ??

[Hamish Ferguson]

"Hank Sniadoch" <snia...@frontiernet.net> wrote in message
news:42A0BEA1...@frontiernet.net...

I thought it was. Pretty old joke.

Fergie

[Denver Prophit Jr.]

Ya I have heard it before but there may be others who have not so don't
whine about it.

[Mausa]

yes, come on. Not all jokes are always funny to you, but they are to
someone else.

[Geordie the Forgery]

"Mausa" <ma...@gmx.de> wrote in message
news:jtIoe.1577867$Xk.168688@pd7tw3no...

> yes, come on. Not all jokes are always funny to you, but they are to
> someone else.

I heard a similar one about 15 years ago.
It is still a new joke to those who haven't heard it.
Quit moaning.