Ice Cream Lobsters
James Brewster
that the gentleman lobster to get them an ice cream each. Having
purchased two ice cream cones Mr. Lobster made his way back to the
beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream.
By the time he has finished the ice cream he realized that his lady
friend's ice cream had started to melt all down his claw, so he licked
it up and ended up eating it.
When he arrived back at the beach his lady lobster friend exclaimed,
"Where are the ice creams?"
"Well" he said. "I decided to eat mine. Then yours melted, so I ate that
too."
His lady friend was incensed and cried, "You shellfish bastard!"
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