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James Brewster

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Mar 18, 2002, 11:06:00 AM3/18/02
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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding
car on the freeway.

Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that
the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing
lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his
window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULLOVER!"

"NO," the blonde yelled back, "SCARF!"

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Greg Evans

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Mar 18, 2002, 6:32:17 PM3/18/02
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ComboKiller wrote:

> A non-blond-joke in the sence of people with brown eyes
> and drkar haircolor.

I'm suspicious. You *spell* like a blonde.

> Here it goes:
> 90% of all poor people are non-blonds.

HAR HAR HAR HAR! Dude, you are a laff-riot.

Rich Andrews

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Mar 18, 2002, 8:08:42 PM3/18/02
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pe...@empire.of.perv (ComboKiller) wrote in
news:91D6FDD26ed5df...@perv.perv:

> No, not at all, I just type to fast but you refuse to face reality.
>
>

I see that sentence structure, usage, and punctuation are not your strong
suits either.

r

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Mar 19, 2002, 2:06:24 AM3/19/02
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On 18 Mar 2002 23:15:16 GMT, pe...@empire.of.perv (ComboKiller) wrote:

>>A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding
>>car on the freeway.
>>
>>Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that
>>the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
>>
>>Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing
>>lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his
>>window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULLOVER!"
>>
>>"NO," the blonde yelled back, "SCARF!"
>>
>

>A non-blond-joke in the sence of people with brown eyes and drkar
>haircolor.
>

>Here it goes:
>
>90% of all poor people are non-blonds.

Making exceptions for albinism and other aberrations, all natural
blonds are white, therefore, that statement doesn't necessarily prove
that blond whites do better financially than non-blond whites.

TONY

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Mar 19, 2002, 6:55:52 AM3/19/02
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"Greg Evans" <greg...@charter.net> wrote in message news:<u9ctulm...@corp.supernews.com>...

I take it you havent been to Liverpool then???

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