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The Great Debate
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible
fight. "I am the most beautiful person in the world," proclaimed
Sleeping Beauty. "No, you're not," answered Don Juan and Tom Thumb. I
am the smallest person in the world," shouted Tom Thumb. "No, you're
not," said Sleeping Beauty and Don Juan "I've had more lovers than any
person in the world," announced Don Juan. "No, you haven't" replied Tom
Thumb and Sleeping Beauty.
Well, they decided that if the three were to get along, they needed a
mediator, and decided that Merlin, clearly the smartest person in the
world, would be ideal. Merlin agreed and summoned them all to his
palace, where he announced he would meet with them one at a time.
Sleeping Beauty went in first and not a minute later came out
beaming. "I am the most beautiful person in the world, Merlin said
so." In went Tom Thumb and out he came as quickly as had Sleeping
Beauty. "I am the smallest person in the world. Merlin agrees." In
goes Don Juan and in he stays, a half hour, an hour, an hour and a
half later. Finally, he emerges distraught, muttering, "Who the hell
is Bill Clinton"
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Stuart McRae {Spoonman}
wrote
Stuart McRae {Spoonman}
Email:: stuart (AT) difftech (DOT) co (DOT) uk
"Oh my god, they killed kenny..."
Furrybury
Furrybury
Stuart McRae {Spoonman} wrote:
> Go go cable!
cable
Furrybury wrote:
> trust me, your arse isn't funny.... I'd be worried if i were you, its a hideous sight
>