Strangerazzi: Spydog
MK
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I ran across Roger on one of my strangerazzi walks.
I didn’t talk to Roger because he totally intimidates me, but I now exactly what he was doing chained to that pipe today.
Roger was born an ordinary puppy. His mother died during child birth and Roger was left in a cardboard box on the side of the road.
One day, a prominent scientist who would not allow me to use his name found Roger on the side of the road, hungry, nearly dead. He took Roger home, gave him food and water, and was preparing to take him to the animal shelter when a strange thing happened. Dr. Noname’s latest experiment spilled on Roger’s left front paw. Dr. Noname feared that Roger would have chemical burns and panicked. He threw a glass of water at Roger’s foot. As you can probably guess, it wasn’t water.
Roger wasn’t very smart, so he started licking the concoction off of his now bleach-white paw. A strange thing happened. Roger grew hyper intelligent and now has a photographic memory. Due to the limitations of the dog’s body, Roger can not speak in the traditional sense, but together with Dr. Noname was able to work out a complex communication code.
Soon, Roger was kidnapped by a foreign nation that I am actually SCARED to mention here. I’m just a regular girl and do not want to get pulled into all of this. I’ll just say that they are very scary.
They wanted to make Roger a superspy for their country.
Whether or not Roger escaped, or just pretended to, and is now a spy remains to be discovered. All I know, by just knowing it, is that he is back in the care of Dr. Noname, who ran out of milk and needed to go to the grocery store today.
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