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AssKicker

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Apr 2, 2013, 9:20:56 PM4/2/13
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I'm looking for a story with a male werewolf as a protagonist. He doesn't necessarily have to be a werewolf, any other similar specie might do. 

Sex content should range from 'Some Sex' to 'Much Sex". It'd be preferable if it would have domination/submission aspects as well. And the greater the length of the story, the better it would be. Any worthy suggestions?

Crumbly Writer

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Apr 2, 2013, 10:12:30 PM4/2/13
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I noticed a story "Born Wolf" by Sasha Distan recently (I haven't read it yet, though). Only it's a boy/boy romance (the newest thing for female readers). If that doesn't bother you, then that's one. Other than that, you can do a story search for either "Furry" or "Were-Animal". Either one should turn up a few stories. You can also search for multiple categories "Were-Animals" + "D/S".

Deadly Ernest

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Apr 3, 2013, 3:20:37 AM4/3/13
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There's plenty there, just run a search on SOL.

massivereader

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Apr 3, 2013, 8:27:16 AM4/3/13
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I distinctly remember there being one one SOL by El Sol. It was one of his earlier long stories: "The Wolf Summers"  http://storiesonline.net/s/39421
 
Daniellekitten has several on SOL, she writes mostly romance.
 
In dead tree, Laurell K. Hamilton has weres and vampires everywhere in her Anita Blake series, mostly boinking more than not in anything past the first six books. There are so many copies of these in print you should be able to find them anywhere, for a pittance.
 
Lately, I prefer the Kitty Norville stories by Carrie Vaughn and the Mercy Thompson series by Patricia Briggs, they have less sex but more plot and humor. 
 
The darkest were were book I remember reading is "Benighted" by Kit Whitfield. It's worth seeking out.
 
John

Soronel Haetir

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Apr 3, 2013, 11:22:38 AM4/3/13
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The Wolf Summers isn't werewolf themed at all, more just predatory
people loose amongst the rest of humanity. Not even any supernatural
theme to it.
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Robberhands

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Apr 3, 2013, 11:38:45 AM4/3/13
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But a damn good story and well worth reading nonetheless!

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AssKicker

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Apr 3, 2013, 6:57:39 PM4/3/13
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Thanks for the suggestions, I'll check them out. 

I am a big fan of El Sol and it would be really nice if I could find a story written in his style but that seems dubious at best. 

Anne

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Apr 4, 2013, 9:07:38 PM4/4/13
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I'm going to recommend Danielle Kitten too. If you want Were but no sex then I recommend checking out Morpheus here:
http://bigclosetr.us/topshelf/morpheus These stories generally will include a transformation from male to female as well...

Zine

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Apr 4, 2013, 9:38:17 PM4/4/13
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Zine

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Apr 4, 2013, 9:50:47 PM4/4/13
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There's also the MORPHS Universe http://morfs.nowhere2go.org/

Zine.

On Apr 4, 9:38 pm, Zine <mlle.euphros...@gmail.com> wrote:
> AK,
>
> Well, let's hope Tarrin Kael doesn't kick *your* ass.
>
> http://www.weavespinner.net/worlds_of_fel.htmhttp://forums.sennadar.com/viewforum.php?f=19&sid=eeae835c0cb5e508050...

Dimek

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Apr 4, 2013, 10:06:24 PM4/4/13
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There is also Young Wolves by Sirreadsalot http://storiesonline.net/s/65761

otakuman

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Apr 4, 2013, 10:20:05 PM4/4/13
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There are quite a few transformation and werewolf (as well as plain
anthropomorphic wolf) stories at the furry sites I visit: www.sofurry.com
and www.inkbunny.net . Some of these may be gender switch stories as
well as transformation into an anthro animal. Also, for whatever
reason, the ratio of gay to straight almost seems reversed in the
furry fandom, so you may have some difficulties finding a MF werewolf
story if that is what you need.

AssKicker

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Apr 7, 2013, 11:57:04 PM4/7/13
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Thanks for the suggestion but it seems very unlikely that Tarrin is going to be kicking my ass anytime soon.

There seems to be a bit of exaggeration going on there. Now I haven't read the story but it is highly and I mean HIGHLY doubtful that it is gonna rival 'Lord Of The Rings". Is there any sex in it because I'm thinking of giving it a shot?

Zine

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Apr 8, 2013, 8:22:55 AM4/8/13
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AK,

Yes, there is sex, but not of the Tab A/Slot B variety. However, most
of the races are bipedal, humanoid furries such as foxes, cats, minks
and ferrets. If you want something sci-fi and without furries, I
recommend *Subjugation*.

Zine.

On Apr 7, 11:57 pm, AssKicker <573wa...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Thanks for the suggestion but it seems very unlikely that Tarrin is going
> to be kicking my ass anytime soon.
>
> There seems to be a bit of exaggeration going on there. Now I haven't read
> the story but it is highly and I mean HIGHLY doubtful that it is gonna
> rival 'Lord Of The Rings". Is there any sex in it because I'm thinking of
> giving it a shot?
>
>
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>
> On Friday, April 5, 2013 6:38:17 AM UTC+5, Zine wrote:
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> > AK,
>
> > Well, let's hope Tarrin Kael doesn't kick *your* ass.
>
> >http://www.weavespinner.net/worlds_of_fel.htm
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> >http://forums.sennadar.com/viewforum.php?f=19&sid=eeae835c0cb5e508050...

Razer Shadowjammer

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Apr 9, 2013, 5:51:09 PM4/9/13
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Don't doubt. I read LOTR once, mostly because it was assigned. I've read the Firestaff/Pyrosian Chronicles, completely, 3  times. That's a total of 8 books, an average of 19 chapters per book, and an average of 120kb per chapter. I'm actually amazed he does it for free. Give it a read, I very sincerely doubt you'll be disappointed.

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AssKicker

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Apr 10, 2013, 1:13:50 AM4/10/13
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I did begin to read it and while it looked like it was going to be a really good read but his writing style didn't match the magnificence of that of Tolkien's.

Deadly Ernest

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Apr 10, 2013, 12:23:00 PM4/10/13
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Way back when, in high school, I was given LOTR to read as a reading assignment and gave up on it very early, lodging my report which was very brief:

"This is horrid garbage in my personal view, and I'll take a fail on this report rather than read any more of it."

That one sentence was my report and I got a B on it as the teacher said it was a valid review and report as it stated my view. I was then given another book to read and report on as well, which I did like. I like good fanatsy and I love science fiction, but LOTR was just too dark for me and was more like a horror story, which I don't like.

Ernest

Crumbly Writer

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Apr 10, 2013, 1:11:53 PM4/10/13
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That's why LOTR is rarely given to high-school's to read, as it's really college level reading material (the concepts are a bit difficult to grasp, and the emotional responses most people encounter in HS don't prepare most people for what Tolkein tries to express). But while it's dark, it's an unbelievably imaginative work, incredible detailed, and carried out wonderfully.

But what's more amazing, is how he did what almost no one had done up until then. He essentially killed off the central character in the story. The reason it was so dark, and also why it worked so well, was that he then spent the rest of the first book trying to justify his actions, so that everyone wouldn't simply throw the book down in disgust and walk away from the whole series. As a writer I was actually disappointed that he 'reserrected' Gandolf in a later book, but it was still a milestone.

However, at the time it was released, most of the reviews of the book were similar to yours. The book reviews were horrendous, and it had tepid sales at best. It didn't become a best-seller until it was 'rediscovered' by college students in the late 70s (shortly before the whole world of D&D and Fantasy writing was created to fill the huge demand it created).

In short, it's not an easy book to read, and it takes a very serious commitment to get through it. (P.S. I thought about how he pulled it off when I wrote my own story where I 'kill off' most of the characters in my story, so given that, I learned to appreciate the story all over again.

Soronel Haetir

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Apr 10, 2013, 1:30:18 PM4/10/13
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Tolkien had a level of language mastery that FEL simply does not
approach (which shouldn't be too surprising given Tolkien's education
and interests). Some of the items that made FEL tedious to read would
be easy to take care of -- like fixing the many instances of "alto" to
"a lot" as an example ("alot" sounds very jarring when using
text-to-speech). Others would require more work (such as very nearly
the same phrases being used in far too repetitive a manner).

But then as can be seen from the History of Middle Earth series
Tolkien was very nearly obsessive not just about plot but about the
words chosen to convey that plot. He would re-write an entire chapter
because an editor made an unfavorable comment about just a few
sentences. And that in a time when the actual process of writing was
quite a bit more difficult than it is now.

On 4/10/13, Crumbly Writer <crumbl...@gmail.com> wrote:
> That's why LOTR is rarely given to high-school's to read, as it's really
> college level reading material (the concepts are a bit difficult to grasp,
> and the emotional responses most people encounter in HS don't prepare most
> people for what Tolkein tries to express). But while it's dark, it's an
> unbelievably imaginative work, incredible detailed, and carried out
> wonderfully.
>
> But what's more amazing, is how he did what almost no one had done up until
>
> then. He essentially killed off the central character in the story. The
> reason it was so dark, and also why it worked so well, was that he then
> spent the rest of the first book trying to justify his actions, so that
> everyone wouldn't simply throw the book down in disgust and walk away from
> the whole series. As a writer I was actually disappointed that he
> 'reserrected' Gandolf in a later book, but it was still a milestone.
>
> However, at the time it was released, most of the reviews of the book were
> similar to yours. The book reviews were horrendous, and it had tepid sales
> at best. It didn't become a best-seller until it was 'rediscovered' by
> college students in the late 70s (shortly before the whole world of D&D and
>
> Fantasy writing was created to fill the huge demand it created).
>
> In short, it's *not* an easy book to read, and it takes a very
> *serious*commitment to get through it. (P.S. I thought about how he pulled
> it off
> when I wrote my own story where I 'kill off' most of the characters in my
> story, so given that, I learned to appreciate the story all over again.
>
> Deadly Ernest wrote:
>>
>> Way back when, in high school, I was given LOTR to read as a reading
>> assignment and gave up on it very early, lodging my report which was very
>>
>> brief:
>>
>> "This is horrid garbage in my personal view, and I'll take a fail on this
>>
>> report rather than read any more of it."
>>
>> That one sentence was my report and I got a B on it as the teacher said it
>>
>> was a valid review and report as it stated my view. I was then given
>> another book to read and report on as well, which I did like. I like good
>>
>> fanatsy and I love science fiction, but LOTR was just too dark for me and
>>
>> was more like a horror story, which I don't like.
>>
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Robberhands

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Apr 10, 2013, 2:03:33 PM4/10/13
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I think I was fifteen or sixteen the first time when I read LotR and skipped a few schooldays to get through it as fast as possible. Also I’m fairly sure that the main character of the story is Frodo and not Gandalf. Killing all characters of a story might be a novel approach, but not necessarily a good idea just because it’s new. On the other hand it could be enjoyable if the characters weren’t very likeable. I guess most people prefer a happy end as much as I do.

Robberhands

Joe "Bondi" Beach

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Apr 10, 2013, 3:21:38 PM4/10/13
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On 4/10/13 9:23 AM, Deadly Ernest wrote:
Way back when, in high school, I was given LOTR to read as a reading assignment and gave up on it very early, lodging my report which was very brief:

"This is horrid garbage in my personal view, and I'll take a fail on this report rather than read any more of it."

That one sentence was my report and I got a B on it as the teacher said it was a valid review and report as it stated my view. I was then given another book to read and report on as well, which I did like. I like good fanatsy and I love science fiction, but LOTR was just too dark for me and was more like a horror story, which I don't like.
Funny. Reactions all over the lot, but it's mostly about a bunch of Brits (sure, he calls them hobbits, but they're Brits) fighting Evil. A good read by a master. OTOH, Edmund Wilson agreed with you. The title of his review in The Nation was, "Ooh, Those Awful Orcs."

On the other other hand, you gotta like Tolkien's opinion of C.S. Lewis's "Lion, Witch and the Wardrobe" Christian allegories: "This won't do," is more or less what Tolkien said.

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Tim Merrigan

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Apr 10, 2013, 4:15:34 PM4/10/13
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On 2013-04-10 12:21, Joe "Bondi" Beach wrote:
On 4/10/13 9:23 AM, Deadly Ernest wrote:
Way back when, in high school, I was given LOTR to read as a reading assignment and gave up on it very early, lodging my report which was very brief:

"This is horrid garbage in my personal view, and I'll take a fail on this report rather than read any more of it."

That one sentence was my report and I got a B on it as the teacher said it was a valid review and report as it stated my view. I was then given another book to read and report on as well, which I did like. I like good fanatsy and I love science fiction, but LOTR was just too dark for me and was more like a horror story, which I don't like.
Funny. Reactions all over the lot, but it's mostly about a bunch of Brits (sure, he calls them hobbits, but they're Brits) fighting Evil. A good read by a master. OTOH, Edmund Wilson agreed with you. The title of his review in The Nation was, "Ooh, Those Awful Orcs."

On the other other hand, you gotta like Tolkien's opinion of C.S. Lewis's "Lion, Witch and the Wardrobe" Christian allegories: "This won't do," is more or less what Tolkien said.


Not "Brits", English, specifically western English yeoman farmers.


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Crumbly Writer

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Apr 10, 2013, 4:20:03 PM4/10/13
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Somehow I seem to have hijacked the "werewolf" thread and transformed it into a LOTR thread. Sorry!

But yeah, Gandalf isn't the main character, but he's a Central figure. The idea was that Gandalf got everyone started, fell in battle, leaving the rest to question whether they could continue without him. Again, a great plot device, and one which required a LOT of planning to pull off effectively. That's why it worked when he suddenly reappears. It's a sort of 'you were tested and you passed' moment instead of an author's pulling a fast one on the readers (i.e. an entire TV season being revealed in the first show of the next season to have been 'a dream'.)

But that's why I've always loved huge involved complicated plots rather than short stories. In a short story, you set up a situation, you explore a couple characters, you resolve the central issue and move on. You don't get the hidden allusions or the complicated interplay between plot and reader anticipation. (Waiting for all the angry responses proving me wrong.)

It's like when I read Anne Rice's "Vampire" trilogy. I didn't see it as another overly simplistic vampire story, but as a grand overarching history of the gay movement in the western world over the last hundred years. You'd never recognize it if you weren't up on all the unstated references, but if you are familiar with them, it's clear what she was actually saying.

That's the kind of story I aim for, a story that makes a larger point about the world in general by tackling a completely unrelated topic. For LOTR it was changing how literature works (both in creating completely new worlds and in how to handle death in stories).

But then, people also tell me I obsess about unimportant details. I tend to see stories as a whole lot MORE than just the story that's presented.

Joe "Bondi" Beach

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Apr 10, 2013, 4:29:25 PM4/10/13
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On 4/10/13 1:15 PM, Tim Merrigan wrote:
On 2013-04-10 12:21, Joe "Bondi" Beach wrote:
On 4/10/13 9:23 AM, Deadly Ernest wrote:
Way back when, in high school, I was given LOTR to read as a reading assignment and gave up on it very early, lodging my report which was very brief:

"This is horrid garbage in my personal view, and I'll take a fail on this report rather than read any more of it."

That one sentence was my report and I got a B on it as the teacher said it was a valid review and report as it stated my view. I was then given another book to read and report on as well, which I did like. I like good fanatsy and I love science fiction, but LOTR was just too dark for me and was more like a horror story, which I don't like.
Funny. Reactions all over the lot, but it's mostly about a bunch of Brits (sure, he calls them hobbits, but they're Brits) fighting Evil. A good read by a master. OTOH, Edmund Wilson agreed with you. The title of his review in The Nation was, "Ooh, Those Awful Orcs."

On the other other hand, you gotta like Tolkien's opinion of C.S. Lewis's "Lion, Witch and the Wardrobe" Christian allegories: "This won't do," is more or less what Tolkien said.


Not "Brits", English, specifically western English yeoman farmers.
And landed gentry, of course.

TheShadow

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Apr 10, 2013, 5:10:56 PM4/10/13
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Okay, let's bring this thread back to what it was.
So, does anyone know any OTHER werewolf stories?

AssKicker

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Apr 10, 2013, 5:50:19 PM4/10/13
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Yeah I sort of disagree with you there. Take for example 'A Song Of Ice And Fire'. Martin has this horrid tendency of killing off the good guys but despite that his series is in my top three favourites. Although I do prefer happy endings but if you make it seem like easy work with no sacrifices and good easily prevails over evil etc. etc., then where is the fun in that?

Joe "Bondi" Beach

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On 4/10/13 2:50 PM, AssKicker wrote:
Yeah I sort of disagree with you there. Take for example 'A Song Of Ice And Fire'. Martin has this horrid tendency of killing off the good guys but despite that his series is in my top three favourites. Although I do prefer happy endings but if you make it seem like easy work with no sacrifices and good easily prevails over evil etc. etc., then where is the fun in that?
I think Martin at least had a rationale for the first "good guy" to die: Ned Stark. It's a plot hinge to drive the story, although one could argue the key hinge was earlier when Ned had an impossible decision to make when Robert asked him to serve as Hand. An offer he couldn't refuse, even if it led to worse.

Rob and Catelyn Stark were "good guys" too, but the effect is going to be to drive bad things for Walder, since everyone is hoping he'll die a suitably horrible death for his treachery. Jon Snow, also a "good guy," isn't really dead, I'll bet anything. Stabbed, yes; dead, not likely.

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Zine

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bb,

How many hands you got? :))

Zine.

On Apr 10, 3:21 pm, "Joe \"Bondi\" Beach" <joe.bondi.be...@gmail.com>
wrote:
> On 4/10/13 9:23 AM, Deadly Ernest wrote:> Way back when, in high school, I was given LOTR to read as a reading
> > assignment and gave up on it very early, lodging my report which was
> > very brief:
>
> > "This is horrid garbage in my personal view, and I'll take a fail on
> > this report rather than read any more of it."
>
> > That one sentence was my report and I got a B on it as the teacher
> > said it was a valid review and report as it stated my view. I was then
> > given another book to read and report on as well, which I did like. I
> > like good fanatsy and I love science fiction, but LOTR was just too
> > dark for me and was more like a horror story, which I don't like.
>
> Funny. Reactions all over the lot, but it's mostly about a bunch of
> Brits (sure, he calls them hobbits, but they're Brits) fighting Evil. A
> good read by a master. **OTOH**, Edmund Wilson agreed with you. The title of
> his review in The Nation was, "Ooh, Those Awful Orcs."
>
> **On the other other hand**, you gotta like Tolkien's opinion of C.S.
> Lewis's "Lion, Witch and the Wardrobe" Christian allegories: "This won't
> do," is more or less what Tolkien said.
>
> bb
>
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AssKicker

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Apr 10, 2013, 11:29:02 PM4/10/13
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I agree with you about John. IMO he is definitely alive and I believe that he is gonna be Azor Ahai reborn although there seems to be a bit of lack of evidence in is favour.

Back to the topic, werewolf stories people???

Joe "Bondi" Beach

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Apr 11, 2013, 1:09:40 AM4/11/13
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On 4/10/13 6:03 PM, Zine wrote:
bb,

How many hands you got? :))
As many as needed.

bb

(Who is double-clutching and downshifting, having just finished watching "Fast & Furious 5," a totally ludicrous plotline (in addition to Ludacris) and hilariously funny, even where it wasn't intended to be. You have to watch closely, though, to catch the subtleties and nuance of Vin Diesel's acting.)


Zine.

On Apr 10, 3:21 pm, "Joe \"Bondi\" Beach" <joe.bondi.be...@gmail.com>
wrote:

Funny. Reactions all over the lot, but it's mostly about a bunch of
Brits (sure, he calls them hobbits, but they're Brits) fighting Evil. A
good read by a master. **OTOH**, Edmund Wilson agreed with you. The title of
his review in The Nation was, "Ooh, Those Awful Orcs."

**On the other other hand**, you gotta like Tolkien's opinion of C.S.
Lewis's "Lion, Witch and the Wardrobe" Christian allegories: "This won't
do," is more or less what Tolkien said.

bb



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Deadly Ernest

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Apr 11, 2013, 4:39:19 AM4/11/13
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CW,

I've tried to read it several times since, and still find it a piece of shitty horror - I just don't like horror - LOTR comes across as intended to scare you, and that I don't like; never have. Pilgrims Progress is a better read than LOTR in my mind, but I'd re-read some Homer before I'd read either of them. It really comes down to personal reading tastes, I prefer the sort of stories Dickens wrote, but hate the way he wastes page after page with excessive bs adjectives that add nothing to the story. However that was the style then, and I think Tolkien was doing something similar after being influenced by Dickens and Lovejoy and the like.

Ernest

Soronel Haetir

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Apr 11, 2013, 11:24:01 AM4/11/13
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Some of it is certainly meant to be scary, I would not disagree with
you on that point. And it's certainly a much different work than The
Hobbit. If you start reading LOTR hoping it's going to be The Hobbit
2 then you are likely to be disappointed.
>> In short, it's *not* an easy book to read, and it takes a very
>> *serious*commitment to get through it. (P.S. I thought about how he pulled
>> it off
>> when I wrote my own story where I 'kill off' most of the characters in my
>>
>> story, so given that, I learned to appreciate the story all over again.
>>
>> Deadly Ernest wrote:
>>>
>>> Way back when, in high school, I was given LOTR to read as a reading
>>> assignment and gave up on it very early, lodging my report which was very
>>>
>>> brief:
>>>
>>> "This is horrid garbage in my personal view, and I'll take a fail on this
>>>
>>> report rather than read any more of it."
>>>
>>> That one sentence was my report and I got a B on it as the teacher said
>>> it was a valid review and report as it stated my view. I was then given
>>> another book to read and report on as well, which I did like. I like good
>>>
>>> fanatsy and I love science fiction, but LOTR was just too dark for me and
>>>
>>> was more like a horror story, which I don't like.
>>>
>>
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Zine

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bb,

On Apr 11, 1:09 am, "Joe \"Bondi\" Beach" <joe.bondi.be...@gmail.com>
wrote:
> On 4/10/13 6:03 PM, Zine wrote:> bb,
>
> > How many hands you got? :))
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> As many as needed.

LMAO
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> bb
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> (Who is double-clutching and downshifting, having just finished watching
> "Fast & Furious 5," a totally ludicrous plotline (in addition to
> Ludacris) and hilariously funny, even where it wasn't intended to be.
> You have to watch closely, though, to catch the subtleties and nuance of
> Vin Diesel's acting.)

I love Vin Diesel! Absolutely loved Pitch Black and Chronicles of
Riddick. If I went bi, I think it would be because of him, lisp or no
lisp.

Zine.
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> > On Apr 10, 3:21 pm, "Joe \"Bondi\" Beach" <joe.bondi.be...@gmail.com>
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> >> Funny. Reactions all over the lot, but it's mostly about a bunch of
> >> Brits (sure, he calls them hobbits, but they're Brits) fighting Evil. A
> >> good read by a master. **OTOH**, Edmund Wilson agreed with you. The title of
> >> his review in The Nation was, "Ooh, Those Awful Orcs."
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> >> **On the other other hand**, you gotta like Tolkien's opinion of C.S.
> >> Lewis's "Lion, Witch and the Wardrobe" Christian allegories: "This won't
> >> do," is more or less what Tolkien said.
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> >> bb
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> --
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> I've child-proofed my house, but they still get in.
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> I'm posting my stories on my Tumblr

Joe "Bondi" Beach

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Apr 12, 2013, 2:44:04 PM4/12/13
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On 4/12/13 1:25 AM, Zine wrote:
bb,

On Apr 11, 1:09 am, "Joe \"Bondi\" Beach" <joe.bondi.be...@gmail.com>
wrote:
On 4/10/13 6:03 PM, Zine wrote:> bb,

How many hands you got? :))
As many as needed.
LMAO
bb

(Who is double-clutching and downshifting, having just finished watching
"Fast & Furious 5," a totally ludicrous plotline (in addition to
Ludacris) and hilariously funny, even where it wasn't intended to be.
You have to watch closely, though, to catch the subtleties and nuance of
Vin Diesel's acting.)
I love Vin Diesel!  Absolutely loved Pitch Black and Chronicles of
Riddick.  If I went bi, I think it would be because of him, lisp or no
lisp.

Is that a lisp? I thought he'd just come back from the dentist. Before each scene.

Zine

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Apr 12, 2013, 4:05:15 PM4/12/13
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bb,

Either that or his poor tongue is swollen from overuse and plum
tuckered out. You know, think positive, glass half full and all that.

Zine.

On Apr 12, 2:44 pm, "Joe \"Bondi\" Beach" <joe.bondi.be...@gmail.com>

Joe "Bondi" Beach

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Apr 12, 2013, 4:16:37 PM4/12/13
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On 4/12/13 1:05 PM, Zine wrote:
bb,

Either that or his poor tongue is swollen from overuse and plum
tuckered out. You know, think positive, glass half full and all that.



Roger that.
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